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Passed my driving test so back on the diet now.
Scrabble rating 129
16 comedy gigs

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Wanna try some one liners here.
I dont believe Cottage cheese is a proper cheese itsxjustca curd to me.

I once had some lovely butter in an Indian restaurant I said to the waiter could you compliment the chef on his butter.
The waiter said its Ghee.
I said thanks for clarifying.

My friend died ...

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Never spell the name Tony backwards.

Never spell Part backwards .
Its a trap

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https://youtu.be/CcjwmKerUHY?si=WdOQCmYMGzlkOOgj

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Tracey Anne Mills wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2026 1:11 pm Afrika Bambaataa American DJ and rapper

Waiving the " dont speak ill of the dead" custom

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrika_Bambaataa

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Ive sent it on FB messenger

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Watched the third SNL UK episode (by accident). Was slickly done, and a sketch referencing the Traitors was quite decent. However, I barely laughed at all. I know that's partly down to a lack of familiarity with the comedians involved, who, I'm assured are very talented. Maybe they'd be great ...

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When tthe official video lands it will be on YouTube in might have a subscription soon.
Been watching a lot of Scrabble on Youtube

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By 2030...boots on the moon....as earth will be fucked in 100 years

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By 2030...boots on the moon....as earth will be fucked in 100 years

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Read the book and you will understand the science more

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Go to carkcomedy on insta for my latest set

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Am I the only person that has to ask do we lose an hour or gain an hour , EVERY fucking spring ?

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Project Hail Mary.
Definitely one of the best Family Friendly space movies ive ever seen.
Seen it twice now...hopefully will watch it in IMAX next.
It's very sciency and very true to the book and its over 2 and a half hours long but didnt feel it, its got Ryan Gosling in almost every minute of this ...

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The surname Jeckyll, as in "Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde" is pronounced Jee-kell, not Jeck-ell.

I remember as a child seeing an episode of Loony Tunes where Bugs Bunny meets Dr Jeckyll, and being amazed that Bugs kept calling him Dr Jee-kel. I put it down to American stupidity, but it ...

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Chuck Norris
Jenny Murray

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Speaking of evil bastards , I was wondering about a sweepstake on how long before another assassination attempt is taken on Trump ?

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Whatever one thinks of people like Ian Huntley and Ian Watkins (or anyone called Ian), prisons should be able to protect them from other prisoners.

Having seen who's allegedly done him in, I'm wondering if that person thinks he's higher on the moral crime scale compared to Huntley. If so, we ...

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Vapes.. im sure most of Glasgow is with me on this

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 3:45 pmCrufts.

Along with Morris Dancing and the WI its one of the few things that is quintessentially English.
Though I see no interest in Sheep Trials though

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Whatever one thinks of people like Ian Huntley and Ian Watkins (or anyone called Ian), prisons should be able to protect them from other prisoners.

I always think smoking gun evil murders or paedos should get the option of lethal injection or run the risk of being murdered
Either way the ...

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So Trump wages war in Iran...remi is me of the ending of Alien vs Predaator , the Ayatollah dies so thats the end of the alien but were still stuck with the predator

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Whatever one thinks of people like Ian Huntley and Ian Watkins (or anyone called Ian), prisons should be able to protect them from other prisoners.

I always think smoking gun evil murders or paedos should get the option of lethal injection or run the risk of being murdered
Either way the ...

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Ok so if you've been caught doing something bad at home to try and deflect attention away from that you pick a fight with one of your enemies.

Isn't this exactly what Trump is doing ?

Well yeah. Start an illegal war with no particular objective. Just make it up as you go along. And all the ...

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I see Kier Starmer is really running with this stop the boats idea....by not involving tge royal navy in Trumps war.
(Yes I know The Royal Navy has ships mainly)

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Ok so if you've been caught doing something bad at home to try and deflect attention away from that you pick a fight with one of your enemies.

Isn't this exactly what Trump is doing ?

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Ian Volante wrote: Mon Mar 02, 2026 1:21 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Feb 28, 2026 7:57 pm Ayatollah Khomenei
He died in 1989. Khamenei was his successor.

I was waiting for the correction , but wanted some kudos for posting it well before it was official

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This is not really a coincidence, but it is a good story that I thought I would share.

At the start of last summer, one of my cousins was out playing with his dog, throwing a tennis ball to it. At one point, the ball went behind a tall fence. My cousin thought he was up to scaling the fence, so ...

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Ayatollah Khomenei

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Neil Sedaka

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One of mine is the word Legend where once you needed to pull a sword from a stone to be called one , now its if you bring crisps when its your round

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Feb 28, 2026 2:20 pm On e.g. a Facebook post "Love this!" as a response seems to have become a thing and there's something quite grating about it that's hard to fully explain.

Love this !
( inevitably)

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A 62 year old insta account wont be much but there are 2 open mimes on there...the most recent one i was most impressed with

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https://www.instagram.com/carkcomedy?ut ... U5N2d6cWRz

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A catalogue of errors.
1) they had 2 hours of editing time
2) they put a microphone near his table
3) he could have don a piecexto camera to be shown during the orogram
4) The BBC has made several documentaries about John so they should have known better
5) they edited the bit out when Prince ...

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First proper gig
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lZpNPc ... p=drivesdk

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Robert Duvall

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Mark Deeks wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:31 pm How come some glass lets light through but some reflects you right back at you?

Either iron oxide or one side being darker than the other.
I stopped short of saying Mirror.
Aparaently all glass reflects at least 4%

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OK. This isn't REALLY obvious, but I only discovered the other day that the Michael Madsen character in "Reservoir Dogs" is the brother of the John Travolta character in "Pulp Fiction".

IIRC , QT wanted John Travolta to play Vic Vega so he put the dance movies in the script for that iconic ...

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 5:01 pm People who creep at the traffic lights until their car is completely over the line and then stop and wait. You've already gone through the red light. You might as well just go now.

He wouldn't risk that in case his brother was coming from the other side

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Enhanced games.
I cant see the fuss tbh.
There is no way these athletics can compete again conventionally and those athletes getting away with cheating would likely turn to these games as the money is good
Finally will get the answer if drugs work in the context of athletics

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Philip A wrote: Wed Feb 04, 2026 9:25 am John Virgo :_(

Didn't make a century bless him

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Philip A wrote: Sat Jan 31, 2026 12:16 am Wacky Races only had 1 series.

17 episodes , id watched for years and never knew

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Starting again this sunday , culminating in another show on 29th March.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow , all new material, this time I hope to have a proper script prepared

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Only Connect final tonight.
Good luck the 5kers

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You can decide if its really obvious but im reading Kathy Burkes autobiography ( very good it is too)and Perry out of Kevin and Perry was based on Perry Fenwick ( Billy Mitchell)

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Fri Jan 09, 2026 10:07 am If anyone is considering writing a Trump biography I have a title for you - From Tosspot to Despot.

Dead man walking

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Predictions will stick with 10
Trump
Putin
Attenborough
Van Dyke
Keegan
David Jason
Camilla
Mel Brooks
Shirley Bassey
John Major

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Jan 03, 2026 9:09 pm America first.

I remember the good old days when we could all laugh at North Korea

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Three new quiz shows coming in January 2026:

1st January 2026 - Time Is Money, a daytime quick-fire quiz hosted by ex-Dragons’ Den star Sara Davies in which contestants are given the money but must race to keep hold of it - 6 pm, then 3 pm for the rest from Monday;

4th January 2026 - The ...

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Three new quiz shows coming in January 2026:

1st January 2026 - Time Is Money, a daytime quick-fire quiz hosted by ex-Dragons’ Den star Sara Davies in which contestants are given the money but must race to keep hold of it - 6 pm, then 3 pm for the rest from Monday;

4th January 2026 - The Floor ...

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This may have been done in previous years but I need a marker for my resolutions.
1) to lose 3 stone by Christmas.
I have signed up the NHS path to type 2 diabetes remission and it's a years program.

2) to improve my woeful scrabble rating (currently 122 has been 141) by 10 points minimum

3 ...

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Brigitte Bardot

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 6:32 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:49 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 4:08 pm People who enter their dog into competitions.
Depends on the competition
Does it? What sort of competitions are you thinking of?

Three legged race
A ballet competition maybe
Yes im being flipping flippant

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Why is The Masked Singer on for 1 hour and 30 minutes?

That is ridiculously long for a non-live Saturday night show. You could cut it down to just an hour at least!

Yeah , thats what the fast forward button is for.
30 minutes of content tops.
I do it to Strictly cut the chit chat watch the ...

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 4:08 pm People who enter their dog into competitions.

Depends on the competition

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The official video is here.
https://youtu.be/XL_o_1XN1jw?si=pfynzBP7yN25vwKb

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Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Dec 22, 2025 3:27 pm Chris Rea won't be driving home for Christmas; he's on the road to Hell.

Harsh

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Andy McGurn wrote: Wed Dec 17, 2025 5:47 pm I just saw Jafar Panahi’s “It was Just an Accident”.

This was a fantastic movie

Indeed it was , brilliant film both satirical and serious.
Not bad from a director under house arrest for the last 10 years

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Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 6:39 pm The Ballad of Wallis Island.
British film of the year
Tim Key is fantastic in this funny ,melancholic bromance/Rom Com.
It's very funny and also quite sad

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2pr1njl9vo
Life imitating art here

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