Which Is Your Favourite Joke?

[Marc Meakin]

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archimedes heel.

I failed RE at school the easiest of the O levels ( GCSEs)
Jason Christ!!

[Marc Meakin]

Ok i did a gig on home soil i was at least 40 years older than the youngest.
Trying to get down with the kids.
Ive got a joke somewhere in the back of my mind about edging but its not coming.

My wife was asking about pegging and I said you want me to help hang out the washing when she said thats not what she meant I said i didnt know well f*ck me !!

[Robert Ring]

When Rupert Murdoch dies, will Sky TV like.. go off air?

Cause, I think my dad is this close to finding out how WW2 ended.

[Marc Meakin]

Was doing some Danny/Dani Dyer jokes.
Told my nephew he'd do well as long as he didnt talk shit.
Then firstly I see an advert for Paddy Power where he says Hello Danny Dyer here then he's on a barge on the Thames with a giant plastic poo.
He did turn down a job recently about a program thats like a top trumps of the world's narrow waterways like Bering , Gibraltar and Hormuz...Danny Dyer Straits....would have been money for nothing.
I fell out with his daughter years ago for suggesting shes cashing in on her dad's name.
Am I watching her shows now?...not strictly.
I could have been an actor but you know what got in the way?
Auditions