Which Is Your Favourite Joke?

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Which Is Your Favourite Joke?

Poll ended at Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:33 am

Tim Vine's Holiday
4
20%
David Gibson's Anorexics
4
20%
Emo Philips' Hitchhiker
4
20%
Jack Whitehall's Wristband
3
15%
Gary Delaney's Plank
1
5%
John Bishop's England
0
No votes
Bo Burnham's Kid
0
No votes
Gary Delaney's Funeral
0
No votes
Robert White's Chocolates
2
10%
Gareth Richards' Spoon
2
10%
 
Total votes: 20

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Martin Hurst wrote: Sat Oct 10, 2026 10:13 pm My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archimedes heel.
I failed RE at school the easiest of the O levels ( GCSEs)
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Ok i did a gig on home soil i was at least 40 years older than the youngest.
Trying to get down with the kids.
Ive got a joke somewhere in the back of my mind about edging but its not coming.

My wife was asking about pegging and I said you want me to help hang out the washing when she said thats not what she meant I said i didnt know well f*ck me !!
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When Rupert Murdoch dies, will Sky TV like.. go off air?

Cause, I think my dad is this close to finding out how WW2 ended.
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Was doing some Danny/Dani Dyer jokes.
Told my nephew he'd do well as long as he didnt talk shit.
Then firstly I see an advert for Paddy Power where he says Hello Danny Dyer here then he's on a barge on the Thames with a giant plastic poo.
He did turn down a job recently about a program thats like a top trumps of the world's narrow waterways like Bering , Gibraltar and Hormuz...Danny Dyer Straits....would have been money for nothing.
I fell out with his daughter years ago for suggesting shes cashing in on her dad's name.
Am I watching her shows now?...not strictly.
I could have been an actor but you know what got in the way?
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There was an ancient Mexican philosopher called Eya & she was influential on all the others that followed.

But who taught Eya?
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What?
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Gevin Chapwell wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2026 6:25 pmWhat?
Yep, not a clue.
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Ian Volante wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 1:25 pm
Gevin Chapwell wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2026 6:25 pmWhat?
Yep, not a clue.
Maybe "taught Eya" = tortilla? Even so...
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What's a bus company's favourite American car?

Dodge chargers.
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Slightly late i know but on Sunday was the day all dyslexic dread when their cocks go black.
I hate it when its the end of BST.
Can nevef know how to change the clock on the microwave problem solved I now have 2 microwaves
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Gevin Chapwell wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 3:36 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 1:25 pm
Gevin Chapwell wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2026 6:25 pmWhat?
Yep, not a clue.
Maybe "taught Eya" = tortilla? Even so...
Joke is very taco
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Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 4:54 pm
Gevin Chapwell wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 3:36 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 1:25 pm

Yep, not a clue.
Maybe "taught Eya" = tortilla? Even so...
Joke is very taco
Thats a weaker pun than anything i posted, you has-bean
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Robert Ring wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 5:58 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 4:54 pm
Gevin Chapwell wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 3:36 pm

Maybe "taught Eya" = tortilla? Even so...
Joke is very taco
Thats a weaker pun than anything i posted, you has-bean
Re-fried bean sounds better
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^we need to close this fast-booed outlet now.
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Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 9:10 pm
Robert Ring wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 5:58 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 4:54 pm

Joke is very taco
Thats a weaker pun than anything i posted, you has-bean
Re-fried bean sounds better
Or was it too Chili con Corny for you
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All this Mexican stuff makes me want to take my wife there.
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Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 9:12 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 9:10 pm
Robert Ring wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 5:58 pm
Thats a weaker pun than anything i posted, you has-bean
Re-fried bean sounds better
Or was it too Chili con Corny for you
Pollos socks up and stop Breaking these Bad puns. Remember youre the one old enough to be in an exploding care home, I'm not
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Robert Ring wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 9:20 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 9:12 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2026 9:10 pm

Re-fried bean sounds better
Or was it too Chili con Corny for you
Pollos socks up and stop Breaking these Bad puns. Remember youre the one old enough to be in an exploding care home, I'm not
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Im currently on tenterhooks to see if Harry Kane will win the inflatable entrance award.
If not then its an ill wind
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