Doc says, "What's troubling you then?"
Man: Firstly, I keep dropping things. Secondly, I imagine I am someone else, like Napoleon or Churchill. Thirdly, I have a painful swelling in my groin."
Doctor consults his computer then says, "You have what we doctors call Des O Connor syndrome. You keep dropping things so that's 'Careless Hands'. You imagine you are someone else so that's 'I Pretend'. Your swelling in the groin, well that's......................" (well you get the idea)
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