I was thinking of trimming my chest hair; I'd mentioned it to my girlfriend before, and she's coming down for a while from tonight, so I thought as a special treat I'd do half of it.
Why half? a) it looks fucking cool and makes me seem even more mad crazy cool than I actually am, and b) it'd be a useful means for her to compare 'normal' and 'slightly trimmed'.
'Slightly trimmed' is the key.
Unfortunately my hair clippers had a bit of malfunction - the attachment to control the length unclipped itself, but managed to do so in a way so as to prove completely useless whilst still looking like it was attached fine. So I thought I was still trimming it down to like 6mm, and it was just cranking out 1mm. Before I knew it, I'd done too much too short and had to finish it off.
So here you go. Something to cheer you up and, for those inclined, something for the wank bank.
