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Sue Sanders
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by Sue Sanders Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:00 am
The Kirkulator wrote: If she's supportive she'll say yes. Surely she wants you to have fun too. Just make sure you cook her breakfast in bed the morning before.
Kirk's simple philosophy - and he didn't read it in no book!
Personally, I'm not sure he has the life skills so I'll take charge of sustainance and leave Kirk free to polish his trophy.
'This one goes up to eleven'
Chris Corby
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by Chris Corby Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:21 am
It can be dangerous, last time someone cooked me breakfast in bed I turned over and burnt my bum on the hotplate..
Sue Sanders
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by Sue Sanders Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:27 am
Ha Ha - these talking trouser presses can be sooo witty!
I see there's been some hit and run voting. You've got people out there Kirk, who hanker after a portion of your morning sausage in secret.
Sue wrote: 'morning sausage'
Sorry, that was so predictable.
'This one goes up to eleven'
Charlie Reams
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by Charlie Reams Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:00 pm
As possibly the only person here (or perhaps anywhere) who has shared a bed with Kirk, I think I should have the casting vote.
Phil Reynolds
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by Phil Reynolds Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:29 pm
Charlie Reams wrote: As possibly the only person here (or perhaps anywhere) who has shared a bed with Kirk, I think I should have the casting vote.
Didn't he cook you a full Scottish breakfast on that occasion? I seem to recall you saying something about waking up next to a white pudding.
Rosemary Roberts
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by Rosemary Roberts Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:54 pm
The Kirkulator wrote: cook her breakfast in bed the morning before.
Don't buy it, Sue. Hold out for a cooked breakfast in bed the morning after as well.
Alec Rivers
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by Alec Rivers Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:58 pm
He: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Kirk Bevins
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by Kirk Bevins Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:21 pm
Sue Sanders wrote: and leave Kirk free to polish his trophy.
On a nightly basis, Sue
Sue Sanders
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by Sue Sanders Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:18 pm
Alec Rivers wrote: He: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Ooh, I dunno - I turn 45 next month - there's just time to perculate a mini Kirkulator Bevan-Saunders (sic) (Isn't it just?)
P.s lol at Phil's 'white pudding'
(Cock - I HATE saying lol)
p.p.s -Charlie - who was it spent the night with Kirk - Soo or Charlotte?
'This one goes up to eleven'
James Robinson
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by James Robinson Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:26 pm
Charlie Reams wrote: As possibly the only person here (or perhaps anywhere) who has shared a bed with Kirk.
How drunk were you at the time
Marc Meakin
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by Marc Meakin Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:23 pm
SS said Charlie - who was it spent the night with Kirk - Soo or Charlotte?
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Kirk Bevins
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by Kirk Bevins Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:24 pm
Marc Meakin wrote:
Wayhey - nice darts pun there. You're promoted.
