See Apterous World Cup - Team Assignations & Group Stages for more information about the structure of the tournament and how to play.
See Apterous World Cup - Group Stages - Fixtures & Results for the scores of completed matches for the group stages.
See Apterous World Cup - Knockout Stage for details of the knockout stage obviously, you numpty.
Group Stage League Tables
Depending on how quickly matches start getting played, these tables may or may not be current. I'll try and keep the results above as up-to-date as possible, but if loads of match results start coming in, it's fairly likely there might be a delay on group tables being updated.
Record shown as Won-Lost-Drawn, F/A is goals for and goals against, GD goal difference. 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a loss.
Top two teams in each group advance to the knockout stages, with goal difference, goals for, head-to-head, and finally my steaming hot genitals being used to separate people.
Group A
1st
Mexico (Ben Wilson) - Record: 3-0-0 - F/A: 16-11 - GD: 5 - Points: 9
2nd
Uruguay (Ryan Taylor) - Record: 2-1-0 - F/A: 17-14 - GD: 3 - Points: 6
3rd
France (Ben Hunter) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 15-18 - GD: -3 - Points: 3
4th
South Africa (Chris Philpot) - Record: 0-3-0 - F/A: 12-17 - GD: -5 - Points: 0
Group B
1st
Greece (Jon O'Neill) - Record: 2-0-1 - F/A: 19-16 - GD: 3 - Points: 7
2nd
Argentina (Oliver Garner) - Record: 1-1-1 - F/A: 18-17 - GD: 1 - Points: 4
3rd
Nigeria (Lloyd Pettet) - Record: 1-1-1 - F/A: 17-18 - GD: -1 - Points: 4
4th
Korea Republic (Niall Seymour) - Record: 0-2-1 - F/A: 15-18 - GD: -3 - Points: 1
Group C
1st
USA (Charlie Reams) - Record: 2-0-1 - F/A: 20-16 - GD: 4 - Points: 7
2nd
England (Eoin Monaghan) - Record: 1-0-2 - F/A: 19-16 - GD: 3 - Points: 5
3rd
Slovenia (Dan Seasmith) - Record: 0-1-2 - F/A: 17-19 - GD: -2 - Points: 2
4th
Algeria (James Doohan) - Record: 0-2-1 - F/A: 15-20 - GD: -5 - Points: 1
Group D
1st
Germany (Stuart Arnot) - Record: 3-0-0 - F/A: 20-16 - GD: 4 - Points: 9
2nd
Serbia (Hugh Binnie) - Record: 1-1-1 - F/A: 17-17 - GD: 0 - Points: 4
3rd
Australia (Kai Laddiman) - Record: 0-1-2 - F/A: 14-15 - GD: -1 - Points: 2
4th
Ghana (Michael Wallace) - Record: 0-2-1 - F/A: 15-18 - GD: -3 - Points: 1
Group E
1st
Netherlands (James Robinson) - Record: 2-0-1 - F/A: 21-17 - GD: 4 - Points: 7
2nd
Cameroon (Scott Gillies) - Record: 2-1-0 - F/A: 18-16 - GD: 2 - Points: 6
3rd
Japan (Karen Pearson) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 15-19 - GD: -4 - Points: 3
4th
Denmark (John Gillies) - Record: 0-2-1 - F/A: 17-19 - GD: -2 - Points: 1
Group F
1st
Italy (Edward McCullagh) - Record: 2-0-1 - F/A: 19-15 - GD: 4 - Points: 7
2nd
Slovakia (Tom Rowell) - Record: 2-1-0 - F/A: 17-14 - GD: 3 - Points: 6
3rd
Paraguay (Matt Morrison) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 14-17 - GD: -3 - Points: 3
4th
New Zealand (Heather Badcock) - Record: 0-1-1 - F/A: 15-19 - GD: -4 - Points: 1
Group G
1st
Brazil (Kirk Bevins) - Record: 3-0-0 - F/A: 19-10 - GD: 9 - Points: 9
2nd
Portugal (Dinos Sfyris) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 18-18 - GD: 0 - Points: 3
3rd
Côte d'Ivoire (Jim Bentley) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 15-17 - GD: -2 - Points: 3
4th
Korea DPR (Andy Wilson) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 12-19 - GD: -7 - Points: 3
Group H
1st
Spain (Innis Carson) - Record: 3-0-0 - F/A: 20-15 - GD: 5 - Points: 9
2nd
Switzerland (Liam Tiernan) - Record: 2-1-0 - F/A: 18-15 - GD: 3 - Points: 6
3rd
Chile (Phil Makepeace) - Record: 1-2-0 - F/A: 16-18 - GD: -2 - Points: 3
4th
Honduras (Ian Dent) - Record: 0-3-0 - F/A: 14-20 - GD: -6 - Points: 0