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It's time for an obligatory spam topic. The game is to answer the previous-but-one question and ask a new one (this is the game sometimes called Viaduct). So...
1. What is your favourite mammal?
2. What is your favourite accompaniment to chips?
1. What is your favourite mammal?
2. What is your favourite accompaniment to chips?
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1.Dog
3.Name a Greek letter of the alphabet.
3.Name a Greek letter of the alphabet.
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2. Dog
4. A train leaves new york for boston five minutes later another train leaves boston for new york at double the speed which train will be closer to new york when they encounter?
4. A train leaves new york for boston five minutes later another train leaves boston for new york at double the speed which train will be closer to new york when they encounter?
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3. Epsilon (clearly watch too much Only Connect)
5. Which football team would you rather support? - Huddersfield Town OR Leeds United
5. Which football team would you rather support? - Huddersfield Town OR Leeds United
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4. Both the same distance away - so either.
6. If you had to choose to have 1 disease, what would it be?
6. If you had to choose to have 1 disease, what would it be?
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5. I don't give a shit. Leeds.
7. How much debt are you in? If you are owed money, subtract this from your total. If you are in credit, give your answer in negative figures.
7. How much debt are you in? If you are owed money, subtract this from your total. If you are in credit, give your answer in negative figures.
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6. Elephantitis of the penis.
8. Would you accept a payment of £10m in exchange for never being able to satisfy sexual desire (but feeling it very strongly) ever again?
8. Would you accept a payment of £10m in exchange for never being able to satisfy sexual desire (but feeling it very strongly) ever again?
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7. Roughly 6 grand so far and climbing. Not bad to say I'm in my 3rd year at uni!
9. What's the silliest name you and another person both share for something?
9. What's the silliest name you and another person both share for something?
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8. At my age? Yes please!
10. If you could exchange bodies with any other member of this forum, who would you choose?
10. If you could exchange bodies with any other member of this forum, who would you choose?
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9. A score of 26 in darts me and friends call a 'whore'. ("It's not particularly silly" - Monty Python)
11. How did Rachel's sore throat affect your enjoyment of watching 'Countdown' on Wednesday 21 April 2010?
11. How did Rachel's sore throat affect your enjoyment of watching 'Countdown' on Wednesday 21 April 2010?
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10. Damian Eadie, then you get to produce Countdown. Result (I'm not sure he'd like to exchange with me though.)
12. What is your favourite dessert
12. What is your favourite dessert
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11. It affected me so much I didn't watch it (it may or may not be the case that I wouldn't have watched it anyway, but WE JUST DON'T KNOW).
13. What is the best number?
13. What is the best number?
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12. The Sahara.
14. How high is a Chinese man?
14. How high is a Chinese man?
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12. Sahara
14. Do I need to get my eyes tested?
14. Do I need to get my eyes tested?
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That's uncanny.Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.
14. How high is a Chinese man?
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13. V-RX Ultimate Delay cream
15. What's the capital of Botswana.
15. What's the capital of Botswana.
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Marc Meakin wrote:That's uncanny.Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.
14. How high is a Chinese man?
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14. yes
16. Man U or Chelsea for the premiership?
16. Man U or Chelsea for the premiership?
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15. B
17. Which forumite would you most like to spend a bright, sunny afternoon with?
17. Which forumite would you most like to spend a bright, sunny afternoon with?
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16. Blackburn (ok, Chelsea)
18. Raccoons or red pandas?
18. Raccoons or red pandas?
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17. James Robinson
19. Are you a virgin?
Sorry that was meant to be one question ...............
19. Are you a virgin?
Sorry that was meant to be one question ...............
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Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.
I said deSSert, not deSert, you numpties.Marc Meakin wrote:12. Sahara
18. Raccoons
20. Corrie or EastEnders
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(psst - I think that was the joke)James Robinson wrote:Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.I said deSSert, not deSert, you numpties.Marc Meakin wrote:12. Sahara
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19. I'm a sexual unit.
21. Are you a sexual unit?
21. Are you a sexual unit?
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I thought so, but I would still like to know what their proper answers were though.Michael Wallace wrote:(psst - I think that was the joke)James Robinson wrote:Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.I said deSSert, not deSert, you numpties.Marc Meakin wrote:12. Sahara
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It was a joke answer and I don't think you need a proper answer. I don't think Jon eats dog with chips, but it was funny. Although...James Robinson wrote: I thought so, but I would still like to know what their proper answers were though.
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Chow mane and chips?Ryan Taylor wrote:It was a joke answer and I don't think you need a proper answer. I don't think Jon eats dog with chips, but it was funny. Although...James Robinson wrote: I thought so, but I would still like to know what their proper answers were though.
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Getting things back on track...
20. I've never watched an episode of either, so let's go with Eastenders since it's in laaaaaaaaaaandaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
22. Which is your favourite c4c smiley
20. I've never watched an episode of either, so let's go with Eastenders since it's in laaaaaaaaaaandaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
22. Which is your favourite c4c smiley
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21. What is a sexual unit?
23. From a facebook discussion...do you wipe your arse from back to front or front to back? Explain your answer and why the other option is bad.
23. From a facebook discussion...do you wipe your arse from back to front or front to back? Explain your answer and why the other option is bad.
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24 Can you stand on your head and shit on your bottom lip?
24 Can you stand on your head and shit on your bottom lip?
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23. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.
25. James Robinson?
25. James Robinson?
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Or taint (if you're a woman)Ben Hunter wrote:23. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.
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Biffon Bridge (unisex; the bit what your balls biff on when you're having sex)Marc Meakin wrote:Or taint (if you're a woman)Ben Hunter wrote:23. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.
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This thread is quite entertaining to read if you look at each post individually and assume that the poster is answering their own question. Some examples:
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Q. Name a Greek letter of the alphabet.
A. Dog
Howard Somerset
Q. If you could exchange bodies with any other member of this forum, who would you choose?
A. At my age? Yes please!
James Robinson
Q. What is your favourite dessert?
A. Damian Eadie.
Marc Meakin
Q. Do I need to get my eyes tested?
A. Sahara
Ben Hunter
Q. What's the capital of Botswana.
A. V-RX Ultimate Delay cream
Marc Meakin
Q. Man U or Chelsea for the premiership?
A. yes
Dinos Sfyris
Q. Which forumite would you most like to spend a bright, sunny afternoon with?
A. B
Matt Morrison
Q. Are you a sexual unit?
A. I'm a sexual unit.
Marc Meakin
Q. Can you stand on your head and shit on your bottom lip?
A.
Ben Hunter
Q. James Robinson?
A. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.
Marc Meakin
Q. Name a Greek letter of the alphabet.
A. Dog
Howard Somerset
Q. If you could exchange bodies with any other member of this forum, who would you choose?
A. At my age? Yes please!
James Robinson
Q. What is your favourite dessert?
A. Damian Eadie.
Marc Meakin
Q. Do I need to get my eyes tested?
A. Sahara
Ben Hunter
Q. What's the capital of Botswana.
A. V-RX Ultimate Delay cream
Marc Meakin
Q. Man U or Chelsea for the premiership?
A. yes
Dinos Sfyris
Q. Which forumite would you most like to spend a bright, sunny afternoon with?
A. B
Matt Morrison
Q. Are you a sexual unit?
A. I'm a sexual unit.
Marc Meakin
Q. Can you stand on your head and shit on your bottom lip?
A.
Ben Hunter
Q. James Robinson?
A. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.
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Hahahaha!
24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/
26. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/
26. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
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The way it's supposed to read is each answer with the previous question, e.g.Phil Reynolds wrote:This thread is quite entertaining to read if you look at each post individually and assume that the poster is answering their own question.
What is your favourite accompaniment to chips?
Dog.
But since people have numbered their answers (since I made the mistake of numbering my initial questions), the joke is a bit spoilt.
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I remember first being sent that picture when I was 12 and my mum was in the room. You can imagine how grateful I was that the pubes had been blurred out.Jon O'Neill wrote:24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/
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put me off me Mars milkshake.
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You asked!Marc Meakin wrote:put me off me Mars milkshake.
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25. Why
27. Whats the difference between a duck?
27. Whats the difference between a duck?
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26. About 30 but probably 10 'favourites'.
28. What's the best present you've ever received?
28. What's the best present you've ever received?
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27. You're quackers.
29. Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Nick Clegg. S***, marry, kill. Which?
29. Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Nick Clegg. S***, marry, kill. Which?
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28. The watch I got last Christmas. There's no time like it. Meakin, Hazell, eat your heart out Err... profuse apologies for that one.
30. Rank in order of tastiness- Opal Fruits, Fruit Pastilles, Wine Gums, Skittles.
30. Rank in order of tastiness- Opal Fruits, Fruit Pastilles, Wine Gums, Skittles.
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29. Kill, Kill, Undecided
31. Favourite breed of dog
31. Favourite breed of dog
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30. Skittles, Opal Fruits, Fruit Pastilles, Wine Gums in order from tastiest to not-as-tasty although all 4 are awesome.
32. What is the average speed of ejaculation?
32. What is the average speed of ejaculation?
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Correct answer to 27 is 'One leg is both the same'Ryan Taylor wrote:27. You're quackers.
29. Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Nick Clegg. Shag, marry, kill. Which?
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31. Jack Russell
33. Have you ever caught your bollocks in a rat trap?
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33. Have you ever caught your bollocks in a rat trap?
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32. WAY too fast in general!!!
34. Where is the weirdest place you've lost something? (Assuming you DID eventually find it)
34. Where is the weirdest place you've lost something? (Assuming you DID eventually find it)
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hahahaKaren Pearson wrote:32. WAY too fast in general!!!
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33. Thankfully, NO
35. Jeff Stelling on Countdown OR Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday
35. Jeff Stelling on Countdown OR Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday
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Ha...I assume you thought I meant from start to finish. I actually meant the speed it is released which is apparently 28mph. Or perhaps you knew I meant this and you still think it's too quick as it caught you by surprise once and hit you in the eye.Karen Pearson wrote:32. WAY too fast in general!!!
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34. My virginity at choir practice.
36. McCains Micro Chips or Play Bark?
36. McCains Micro Chips or Play Bark?
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35. OR Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday
37. If, football has a referee and cricket has an umpire, what do you get in bowls?
37. If, football has a referee and cricket has an umpire, what do you get in bowls?
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I knew what you meant but thought this interpretation was funnier (well, I'm sure all the girls agree with me anyway!).Kirk Bevins wrote:Ha...I assume you thought I meant from start to finish. I actually meant the speed it is released which is apparently 28mph.Karen Pearson wrote:32. WAY too fast in general!!!
That is just TOOO graphic!!Kirk Bevins wrote:Or perhaps you knew I meant this and you still think it's too quick as it caught you by surprise once and hit you in the eye.
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But you wouldn't have been able to see it would you!!!Karen Pearson wrote:
That is just TOOO graphic!!
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Jizz bolt euph. A glob of ejaculate that leaves the hog's eye with enough force to put the television screen through.Kirk Bevins wrote:But you wouldn't have been able to see it would you!!!Karen Pearson wrote:
That is just TOOO graphic!!
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36. Micro Chips
38. If you spunk me at 30, there's an 80% chance I'll...?
38. If you spunk me at 30, there's an 80% chance I'll...?
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37. Sugar
39. Who's going to win series 62?
39. Who's going to win series 62?