Tea-time Teaser Suggestions
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Scramble: RILEY HOT
Clue: "She certainly is - and makes me as hard as this!"
Scramble: RILEY HOT
Clue: "She certainly is - and makes me as hard as this!"
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RACHEL IS
Clue : Khoo and Reams perhaps.
Clue : Khoo and Reams perhaps.
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Well, we're at 100% so far.............
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100% good or bad?
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MARDYIAN
Clue: Dare he risk milking the cows?
Ok, so this is harder than it looks...
Clue: Dare he risk milking the cows?
Ok, so this is harder than it looks...
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IAMRANDY - DAIRYMANJon Corby wrote:100% good or bad? [/quote
Haha.Michael Wallace wrote:MARDYIAN
Clue: Dare he risk milking the cows?
Ok, so this is harder than it looks...
Clue - I'm not actually randy, but i'd love some of his cream.
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Haha, you totally have to use that.D Eadie wrote:IAMRANDY - DAIRYMAN
Clue - I'm not actually randy, but i'd love some of his cream.
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FUCKALSS
Clue - I've got fuck all, but Santa has these.
Clue - I've got fuck all, but Santa has these.
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HISHOTEL
Clue: At his downgraded hotel he doesn't even have a toilet.
Clue: At his downgraded hotel he doesn't even have a toilet.
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APISSEXIT
Clue: Not urine, but it is a fluid leaving the body
Clue: Not urine, but it is a fluid leaving the body
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9 letters?Bob De Caux wrote:APISSEXIT ?
No, but it is a fluid leaving the body
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Fair point, Eoin. To be quite honest, I didn't realise that they had to have 8.Eoin Monaghan wrote:9 letters?
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Are you sure you're a fan of Countdown?Bob De Caux wrote: Fair point, Eoin. To be quite honest, I didn't realise that they had to have 8.
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Countdown? I thought this was the Deal or No Deal forum.Are you sure you're a fan of Countdown?
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None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
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Which one? (They're both shit btw)Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
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The second one. And YOU'RE SHIT OKAY!!!Jon Corby wrote:Which one? (They're both shit btw)Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
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Third most, surely? Hasn't Kate Horton set some? I'm still envious, though.Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
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Scramble: ATOYWORM
Clue: Emma Ledden has one named after her.
Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.
Scramble: PUDDINGS
Clue: Move a letter to go weeding.
Scramble: SELECTIT
Clue: If you solve this, you'll have a ball.
Clue: Emma Ledden has one named after her.
Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.
Scramble: PUDDINGS
Clue: Move a letter to go weeding.
Scramble: SELECTIT
Clue: If you solve this, you'll have a ball.
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FISTACHE
Clue: Brazilian pornstars usually end up with one of these!
Clue: Brazilian pornstars usually end up with one of these!
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Hahaha!Edward McCullagh wrote:FISTACHE
Clue: Brazilian pornstars usually end up with one of these!
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Mike Brown wrote:Third most, surely? Hasn't Kate Horton set some? I'm still envious, though.Charlie Reams wrote:None of you can displace me from my lofty position as the second most prolific Tea-time Teaser author (with a grand total of 1).
Don't think Kate did any, though she might have come up with the odd one or two. Sarah's done about 20 over the last few years, but Charlie is indeed the most prolific setter not on staff, with a grand total of 1.
My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.
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Ahaha, fantastic. Are you allowed to mention the conundrum shuffle you didn't use in a rare moment of good taste?D Eadie wrote: My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.
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Can't remember what you mean, PM it to me first, in the name of better taste.Charlie Reams wrote:Ahaha, fantastic. Are you allowed to mention the conundrum shuffle you didn't use in a rare moment of good taste?D Eadie wrote: My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.
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ARSETITS
Clue: Creates grooves that don't get sweaty?
Actually, this has two reasonably plausible answers depending on minor wording changes.
Clue: Creates grooves that don't get sweaty?
Actually, this has two reasonably plausible answers depending on minor wording changes.
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In all seriousness, RILEYHOT could be used, but without reference in the clue to my corpora cavernosa becoming engorged with blood. Apparently RHYOLITE is some kind of volcanic rock, so you could riff on the "hot" theme a bit. It would rule. Go on. Then I'll equal Charlie at something.
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Ahem!Jon Corby wrote:In all seriousness, RILEYHOT could be used, but without reference in the clue to my corpora cavernosa becoming engorged with blood. Apparently RHYOLITE is some kind of volcanic rock, so you could riff on the "hot" theme a bit. It would rule. Go on. Then I'll equal Charlie at something.
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Oh yeah! But if you're only mentioning this because you hugged Junaid at the end of your recently-filmed-but-not-shown-for-a-few-months-still special, I'll fucking kill you.Charlie Reams wrote:Ahem!Jon Corby wrote:In all seriousness, RILEYHOT could be used, but without reference in the clue to my corpora cavernosa becoming engorged with blood. Apparently RHYOLITE is some kind of volcanic rock, so you could riff on the "hot" theme a bit. It would rule. Go on. Then I'll equal Charlie at something.
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AINTREES
Clue: could be for novice hurdlers, maybe.
Clue: could be for novice hurdlers, maybe.
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Kate did set at least one, she did that POLITICS one a few series back.
SEXILADY "I've got a 9 Jeff!"
SEXILADY "I've got a 9 Jeff!"
16/10/2007 - Episode 4460
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
Dinos Sfyris 76 - 78 Dorian Lidell
Proof that even idiots can get well and truly mainwheeled.
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Is what I think is the answer to this really valid in Countdown?Kirk Bevins wrote:HISHOTEL
Clue: At his downgraded hotel he doesn't even have a toilet.
(and even if it is, I'm shocked, Kirk! )
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DAMIANE
Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy
(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)
Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy
(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)
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Brilliant clue.Kai Laddiman wrote:Kate did set at least one, she did that POLITICS one a few series back.
SEXILADY "I've got a 9 Jeff!"
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That's only 7 letters, which would've been good a few years ago, but not now.Ciaran Thompson wrote:DAMIANE
Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy
(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)
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YPOOTHEN
Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.
Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.
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Yes, I had noticed thanxJames Robinson wrote:That's only 7 letters, which would've been good a few years ago, but not now.Ciaran Thompson wrote:DAMIANE
Clue = You have to come up with a lot of them to be this type of guy
(hint = its actually two words, but I have a feeling Susie will tell us it'll be one word b4 long)
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I believe COILSPIT ("No crosses for Sukey's pal, but lots of parties.") was one of hers.D Eadie wrote:Don't think Kate did any, though she might have come up with the odd one or two.
Oh yeah, I remember that one, can't remember whether DesO kept a straight face or not. Doing a quick search, I see it was also used back in December 03 with the same scramble, don't know what the clue was, though.My most memorable has to be NUDELUMP, which was "it's not a nude lump, but it hangs down and swings both ways", which brought in about a dozen complaints.
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I like this one For the film's 25th anniversary later this year perhaps Jeff could do a Back To The Future themed introduction with DELOREAN as the other teaser and WRONGYEAR as the conundrum?Chris Philpot wrote:Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.
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n1JackHurst wrote:YPOOTHEN
Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.
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GARRYOWEN! I scrambled this in a game on msn.Dinos Sfyris wrote:I like this one For the film's 25th anniversary later this year perhaps Jeff could do a Back To The Future themed introduction with DELOREAN as the other teaser and WRONGYEAR as the conundrum?Chris Philpot wrote:Scramble: GAGATWIT
Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future.
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GREATSCOT would make a good conundrum too but it's a plural.
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Excellent stuff.JackHurst wrote:YPOOTHEN
Clue: Why pooh then? Because he spends a lot of time looking for this.
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HATEAMAN
Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.
Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.
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THERECAT
For some people, their pussy will have seen one of these.
For some people, their pussy will have seen one of these.
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David O'Donnell wrote:HATEAMAN
Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.
Ahhhhhh. Took me a while to get the connection, but its genius matey.
Love it. Hope the poor fucker who used the word in the first place is reading this
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DGBIEBER
Clue - Her singing was both fooling and inarticulate.
Clue - Her singing was both fooling and inarticulate.
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Here's some election-themed ones. Alas, too late to have them for May 6...
DCAMERON - "Not a landslide, but still swept away."
ISGBROWN - "Is G Brown buying? No, just looking."
SOLIBDEM - "Nick's the brave type...sort of."
DCAMERON - "Not a landslide, but still swept away."
ISGBROWN - "Is G Brown buying? No, just looking."
SOLIBDEM - "Nick's the brave type...sort of."
Oh, cackwires!
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Good effort
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CRIESOFF
They are not on the rink, they have rank
They are not on the rink, they have rank
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Savage clue David.
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CANTRITE - he can't write, or spell, so he finds it hard to do this
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That's surely against DDA rules but good clue.Oliver Garner wrote:CANTRITE - he can't write, or spell, so he finds it hard to do this
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TTT: SINKMORE
Clue: Gabriella's twin doesn't like being called names.
Clue: Gabriella's twin doesn't like being called names.
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TTT: BADSLIDE - Don't have a bad slide and end up like this!
TTT: REBELCAR - A kind of palsy.
TTT: REBELCAR - A kind of palsy.
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Reported for racism.Dinos Sfyris wrote:TTT: BADSLIDE - Don't have a bad slide and end up like this!
TTT: REBELCAR - A kind of palsy.
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U STINC OV
"Ben takes the biscuit"
"Ben takes the biscuit"