C1: Champion Carl Dundas (1 win, 85 points.)
C2: Challenger Nick Horton or it could be Norton - I should really pay attention at the start.
DC: Susie Dent and Richard Digance.
CV: Carol Vorderman.
OT: Other words or solutions.
R01: P Y N O I J S A G
R02: M T E I R B E L R
R03: O E E G G S A I M
R04: L T N U E A R C P
R05: 100, 75, 50, 25, 10, 8. Target: 751.
TTT: DAFTHOME - "Worked it out under the sea."
R06: T V I O I S Z R O
R07: E I A T N L D A S
R08: R D S E I E O R N
R09: E O R F D O N T U
R10: 10, 2, 3, 4, 5, 25. Target: 639.
TTT: ICEGALES - "They are left behind but never forgotten."
R11: K S H M I E A X L
R12: E A S R T W I I N
R13: E A P D T N O S M
R14: 25, 3, 5, 7, 9, 1. Target: 953.
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Mr Dundas, who is no relation to Dundas Keating because Dundas is his surname whilst it's Dundas Keating's first name and that's not how familial relationships work, has joined us from beyond the grave. I am not sure whether Damian read the uproar that erupted (?!) on the message board spewing vitriolic lava upon all of us as we joined behind Corby, 'the glorious leader', in saying "down with this type of thing." I am also not sure if this prompted him to give Carl another bite of the whip, crack of the cherry, hair of the dog? - Don't mind if I do. I suspect that Damian, whilst sifting in between an interminable number of posts regarding which countdowner really is the greatest lover (it's soooo me and I'm crap which doesn't say a helluva lot about the rest of you), did agree that a valid point was being made. Does this not show what power we forumites wield? Now, let us use it: we all know there is one person who has been dying for another bite of the whip, or crack of the cherry (you did this-Ed.) and can we all now speak as one and get him on the show. C'mon Damian et al give Amey just one more chance; third time's a charm

Round 1: P Y N O I J S A G
C1: SOAPING (7)
C2: agonise^
DC: SPAYING (7)
OT: That's all the sevens they saw and that's all there is folks!
Score: 7–0 (max 7)
Round 2: M T E I R B E L R
C1: TREMBLE (7)
C2: METIER (6)
DC: TREMBLER (8) - Richard Digance tells the contestant he is going to kick himself.
OT: You are going to kick yourself, Richard - TREMBLIER (18)
Score: 14–0 (max 25)
Round 3: O E E G G S A I M
C1: MOGGIES (7)
C2: GAMES (5)
DC: oggies^
OT: MAGGIES (7) (Michael Wallace)
Score: 21–0 (max 32)
Round 4: L T N U E A R C P
C1: CENTAUR (7)
C2: PUNTER (6)
DC: CAPTURE (7) NEUTRAL (7)
OT: DC miss another nine, CRAPULENT (18)
Score: 28–0 (max 50)
Round 5: 100, 75, 50, 25, 10, 8. Target: 751.
C1: 750.10*75 (7)
C2: 750.8*100-50 (7)
CV: 750. 10*75 (And an absolutely fantastic shot of Des looking completely shell-shocked) (7)
OT: 751. (100+50/25)*8-75+10 (10)
Score: 35–7 (max 60)
Teatime teaser: DAFTHOME -> FATHOMED
Round 6: T V I O I S Z R O
C1: TRIOS (5)
C2: VISITOR (7)
DC: VIZORS (6)
OT: Only one 7 and one 6.
Score: 35–14 (max 67)
Round 7: E I A T N L D A S
C1: DETAINS (7)
C2: salinated
DC: LANDTIES (8)
OT: DEINSTAL (8)
Score: 42–14 (max 75)
Round 8: R D S E I E O R N
C1: resider
C2: derides
DC: ENDORSER (8)
OT: INDORSER (8) is fine too.
Score: 42–14 (max 83)
Round 9: E O R F D O N T U
C1: FRONTED (7)
C2: UNDERFOOT (18)
Score: 42–32 (max 101)
Round 10: 10, 2, 3, 4, 5, 25. Target: 639.
C1: 639.Same Method. (10)
C2: 639.(2+3)*5*25+10+4 (10)
Score: 52–42 (max 111)
Teatime teaser: ICEGALES -> LEGACIES
Round 11: K S H M I E A X L
C1: LEASH (5)
C2: MASHIE (6)
OT: Quite a few sixes but I suspect I ought to mention ALKIES. (6)
Score: 52–48 (max 117)
Round 12: E A S R T W I I N
C1: WINTERS (7)
C2: WINTERS (7)
DC: RAINIEST (8) (Des)
OT: WISTERIA (8) (John Brackstone)
Score: 59–55 (max 125)
Round 13: E A P D T N O S M
C1: STAMPED (7)
C2: ADOPTS (6)
DC: NOTEPADS (8)
OT: TONEPADS (8) TAMPONED (8) as I missed in another heat game

Score: 66–55 (max 133)
Round 14: 25, 3, 5, 7, 9, 1. Target: 953.
C1: 953.Same Method. (10)
C2: 953.(9*5-7)*25+3 (10)
Score: 76–65 (max 143)
Round 15: S H O R E H O S E
C1 buzzes on 0.5 seconds to say which that he's fluffed it which is incorrect.
C2 buzzes on 19 seconds to say HORSESHOES which is incorrect

The answer was HORSESHOE.
Score: 76–65 (max 153)
Quite a few talking points today. Firstly, there was a very high maximum available which will probably end up on Soo's stat page as one of the highest available maxes of all time. The other talking point is that neither DC nor the forumites, who were online, seemed to spot them either. That's really strange as I spotted them in a split second after I keyed the letters into Countmax

Okay, I won't be here next week as I will be in Leeds suffering a humiliating QF defeat where upon falling behind by 100 points I begin weeping and telling Des that I don't want to play anymore. So, in my stead, will someone mind doing next week's recap?
Further summaries are at:
http://www.thecountdowncorral.com/cd/se ... ?series=58