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Kai seems fairly set on producing a Countdown baby - generally between Kirk and me, but I think he's also invited Matt M to have a pop at some point - and that got me thinking. Who's up for it? Ooops, no, not that. Which combos do you think would produce the most satisfactory/interesting/superhuman/terrifying bastard love child and why? And, due to a shortage of female options, take that to be a hybrid between any two (or more if you want) forumites of any age or sex.

I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, tall, nice looking (in fact voted by me as the best looking bloke at CoLeics, but who knew there was a vote going on? :D) but suffering from being ginger, having no sense of the geography of his home land beyond the M25 and from what I can glean something of a harsh bastard. Keen on cockfighting/badger baiting/putting bangers up kitten's arses/punching people in the face* and rather too quick to declare to the forum that his Mum's a slag despite her selfless production of limitless sandwiches for her boy, I think he needs de-ginging, being woken up to the fact that there are habitable towns North of Watford and given a dose of loveliness. So I'm recommending a cross pollenisation with Dinos - one of the loveliest lads on the forum. Rather than swanning off to today's Scabble event, he has gone to visit his Mum for her birthday. Let's hope the ginger ninja doesn't turn up to punch her in the face.



* I might have remembered some of that wrongly.
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Sue Sanders wrote:I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, ... cross pollenisation with Dinos
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Alec Rivers wrote:
Sue Sanders wrote:I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, ... cross pollenisation with Dinos
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Damn. That's the bastard twin brother made from the leftover parts! We don't want a ginge!!
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Sue Sanders wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:
Sue Sanders wrote:I'm going to start with Jono as my basic model, ... cross pollenisation with Dinos
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Damn. That's the bastard twin brother made from the leftover parts! We don't want a ginge!!
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Haha Alec you bastard! Actually I was born a bastard and my mother's maiden name was O'Neill . Maybe this is a sign I should have a new avatar?
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I like this.
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It's the virtual equivilent of having someone crawl under your restaurant table and give you a blow job!
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Sue Sanders wrote:It's the virtual equivilent of having someone crawl under your restaurant table and give you a blow job!
I'll be dining at the Prince of India, Cheriton, tomorrow night 8pm. :D
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Dinos Sfyris wrote:Haha Alec you bastard! Actually I was born a bastard and my mother's maiden name was O'Neill.
See, I'm psychic! lol

p.s. Lovin' the new avatar. :P
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Jon O'Neill wrote:I like this.
lol. You missed out the word 'look'. ;)
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Alec Rivers wrote:
Jon O'Neill wrote:I like this.
lol. You missed out the word 'look'. ;)
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Some of these could work quite well.

The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.

The rosey outlook of Jason Larsen with the cynical view of Ian Volante.

The gentlemanliness of Howard Somerset with the outspokenness of David O'Donnell.

The interesting stories of Phil Reynolds with the interest in stories of Karen Pearson.

Or, just moulding forum rivals together and watching the chemical explosion. Not naming names again.

Perhaps mould two cheeky people together, like Kai and Gevin to make an extreme wisecracking machine.

Just don't try combining a home edder with a raccoon
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A hazell-nut in every topic!
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Derek Hazell wrote:The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
I already have a literal outlook :)
Derek Hazell wrote:The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
Eccentricity?
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:lol:

Oh, I dunno. His poor eyesight might aid the union! ;)
Damn - just remembered he's gay. :( ;)
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How about the good-natured jolliness of Sue Sanders mixed with the scathing wit of Charlie Reams?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
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Julie T wrote:How about the good-natured jolliness of Sue Sanders mixed with the scathing wit of Charlie Reams?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
Sounds shit.

Over to you, Sue.
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Charlie Reams wrote:
Julie T wrote:How about the good-natured jolliness of Sue Sanders mixed with the scathing wit of Charlie Reams?
Rather 'Stephen Fry'eque?
Sounds shit.

Over to you, Sue.
I dunno. My cock in your mouth?

Sorry - watching Tim Minchin so no time to think yet.... ;)
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Julie T wrote:Damn - just remembered he's gay. :( ;)
Incorrect.
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Charlie Reams and Julie T

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Soo -T

GEDDIT!!!

Ha Ha (have grown an imaginary moustache to twirl)
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Michael Wallace wrote:
Julie T wrote:Damn - just remembered he's gay. :( ;)
Incorrect.
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Derek Hazell wrote:The eccentricity of Ben Hunter combined with the literal outlook of Rosemary Roberts.
Literal? Moi?
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Alright then! Well I tried. It's not my thread, but was just trying to help the idea along really.

Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive :!:
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Derek Hazell wrote:Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive :!:
Surely all of us here are that?
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A child with the icy intelligence of Charlie Reams and the brawny sensitivity of Matt Morrison would be awesome.

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Phil Reynolds wrote: the brawny sensitivity of Matt Morrison
8-) Great description
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Haha. That picture works really well too. Good work Phil. I want to meet him.
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When experiments go wrong.....

I thought Charlie might appreciate a few extra inches so added a portion of Jono - but all I got was the carnival hair. Pants :evil:

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Michael Wallace wrote:
Julie T wrote:Damn - just remembered he's gay. :( ;)
Incorrect.
Sorry, Michael, could've sworn you've said so before. :oops:
You lot joke about so much, it's sometimes difficult to separate fact from fiction! ;)
Does that mean we're on? :lol:
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Julie T wrote:Sorry, Michael, could've sworn you've said so before. :oops:
You lot joke about so much, it's sometimes difficult to separate fact from fiction! ;)
Does that mean we're on? :lol:
I don't think my boyfriend would approve, sorry.
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Michael Wallace wrote:
Julie T wrote:Sorry, Michael, could've sworn you've said so before. :oops:
You lot joke about so much, it's sometimes difficult to separate fact from fiction! ;)
Does that mean we're on? :lol:
I don't think my boyfriend would approve, sorry.
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Richard Brittain and George Jenkins.
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Ian Volante wrote:Richard Brittain and George Jenkins.
Kieran Child and Phil Reynolds
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Going back to the start of the post I'd like to refer you to this. Symphony Hall - awesome :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw
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Rosemary Roberts wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive :!:
Surely all of us here are that?
I think I used to be intelligent, but now I find it safer to keep my mouth shut
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George Jenkins wrote:
Rosemary Roberts wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:Mix me with someone intelligent and perceptive :!:
Surely all of us here are that?
I think I used to be intelligent, but now I find it safer to keep my mouth shut
No, George - say it how it is. There's worldly wiseness which is every bit as important as that there book learnin'.
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You are right Sue. I'm still a big-headed know all, but I try to hide it
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I'm modest myself, but I like to show it off.
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