C1: Champion Jacqueline 'Jackie' Baker (1 win, 82 points.) She loves Switzerland; especially its 3 languages

C2: Challenger Sean Toland. Er, can't remember any info. If anyone would like to help, etc.
DC: 'Ah yes, the old favourite!' Susie Dent and John Stapleton.
RR: Rachel Riley.
OT: Other words or solutions.
R01: G X P S A I I T A
R02: I U A H D T O M Z
R03: M L S P E I E V N
R04: O E O T R B F C E
R05: 50, 8, 1, 5, 6, 8. Target: 276.
TTT: TENBRITS - "Are these birds quite shy?"
R06: O I E S D K G A C
R07: M S T L I E O R E
R08: R N D A I O N E T
R09: H Y S P I A A R O
R10: 100, 6, 7, 2, 10, 3. Target: 501.
TTT: LACKWAKE - "A simple stroll through the Black Forest, perhaps."
R11: S N L F I U E W E
R12: T R S C O A O T E
R13: Q R T B A O E N A
R14: 50, 6, 7, 1, 3, 8. Target: 617.
R15: G R A C E S M U M (conundrum)
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Round 1: G X P S A I I T A
C1: TAXIS (5)
C2: TAPIS (5)
DC: PASTA (5) IXIAS (5)
OT: GAITAS (6)
Score: 5–5 (max 6)
Some horrible letters to start us off. Yay!
Round 2: I U A H D T O M Z
C1: MOUTH (5)
C2: DAM (3)
DC: DIATOM (6) MAHOUT (6)
OT: AZIMUTH (7)
Score: 10–5 (max 13)
Some more horrible letters to start us off. Yay!
Round 3: M L S P E I E V N
C1: SIMPLE (6)
C2: LIVENS (6)
DC: PENSILE (7) PENSIVE (7)
Score: 16–11 (max 20)
Round 4: O E O T R B F C E
C1: BEFORE (6)
C2: REBOOT (6)
DC: FREEBOOT (8)
Score: 22–17 (max 28)
Wow, it rhymes!
Round 5: 50, 8, 1, 5, 6, 8. Target: 276.
C1: 278. (50 + 6) x 5 - 8 / 8 - 1 (7)
C2: 271.
RR: 276. (50 + 1 - 5) x 6 (10)
Score: 29–17 (max 38)
Rachel's well clever innit
John tells us a good story for his Countdown debut about being naked in a hotel.
Teatime teaser: TENBRITS -> BITTERNS
Round 6: O I E S D K G A C
C1: CADGES (6)
C2: casked
DC: SACKED (6)
OT: DOCKAGE (7)
Score: 35–17 (max 45)
Sean slips behind a bit more, and Jackie's still looking hot stuff to win. But there's still a long way to go...
Round 7: M S T L I E O R E
C1: TIRESOME (8)
C2: meteors (declared as an 8)
OT: MOLESTER (8)
Score: 43–17 (max 53)
D'oh! Sean misdeclares as Jackie gets the same word she got on Friday, and no-one gets the other 8

Round 8: R N D A I O N E T
C1: RATIONED (8)
C2: ORDINATE (8)
DC: ANTINODE (8)
OT: ANOINTED (8) ANOINTER (8) DERATION (8) INDENTOR (8)
Score: 51–25 (max 61)
ORDINATE!! OOH YEH!!
Round 9: H Y S P I A A R O
C1: sharpy
C2: PARISH (6)
DC: PHYSIO (6) PARIAHS (7)
OT: APORIAS (7)
Score: 51–31 (max 68)
Jackie has a word disallowed, but still has a 20-point advantage.
OoW: Susie talks about phrases with 'moon', eg. 'over the moon'.
Round 10: 100, 6, 7, 2, 10, 3. Target: 501.
C1: 501. 100 x (3 + 2) + 7 - 6 (10)
C2: 501. 100 x (3 + 2) + 7 - 6 (10)
Score: 61–41 (max 78)
Teatime teaser: LACKWAKE -> CAKEWALK
This made me remember the time when my double bass teacher wrote a piece called 'Laddiman's Cake Walk'

Round 11: S N L F I U E W E
C1: WINES (5)
C2: SINFUL (6)
DC: INFUSE (6) FELINES (7)
Score: 61–47 (max 85)
I was so ZOMGROTFLOLling at what I found from the first 8 letters - SWINE FLU

Round 12: T R S C O A O T E
C1: COASTER (7)
C2: SCOOTER (7)
DC: SCATTER (7)
OT: RECOATS (7) COOTERS (7) COSTATE (7) COTTARS (7) COTTERS (7) ROTATES (7) TOASTER (7) TOOTERS (7)
Score: 68–54 (max 92)
A flat round, and both contestants still have a chance.
Round 13: Q R T B A O E N A
C1: BOATER (6)
C2: BOATER (6)
DC: BARONET (7) ANTBEAR (7)
Score: 74–60 (max 99)
A lovely couple of 7s there.
Round 14: 50, 6, 7, 1, 3, 8. Target: 617.
C1: 613. 50 x (8 + 3 + 1) + 7 + 6 (7)
C2: -
RR: 617. (50 + 6) x (8 + 3) + 1 (10)
Score: 81–60 (max 109)
I was thinking that it was a bit of a risk of a risk picking 1 large needing to win the numbers, but then to not declare...
Round 15: G R A C E S M U M
C1 buzzes on 3 seconds to say SCRUMMAGE which is correct.
Score: 91–60 (max 119)
A very solid performance from Jackie, and she looks like she could win a few more. But if she was to win them, her last opponent would be Innis...
And now for some stats (courtesy of our resident statonerd, me):
C1:
Total score - 91
Raw score - 96
Total % of max - 76
Raw % of max - 81
Total average score per round - 6.1
Raw average score per round - 6.4
Number of maxes - 5
C2:
Total score - 60
Raw score - 70
Total % of max - 50
Raw % of max - 59
Total average score per round - 4.0
Raw average score per round - 4.7
Number of maxes - 3
Recap brought to you by the statological staminode.
Further summaries are at:
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