Whilst we have Jedward.
I know there's a few Eurovision fans around here, but who else will be watching? I definitely will.

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fagMichael Wallace wrote:I am so excited, genuinely the best week of the year for me I think.
i no rite? It's easily the gayest thing I do though, so that's ok.Ryan Taylor wrote:fagMichael Wallace wrote:I am so excited, genuinely the best week of the year for me I think.
It maybe in terms of size, but as you say they've just returned this year, so maybe they've been given special dispensation.Eoin Monaghan wrote:Spoilers: (I think it was a repeat)
On today's Pointless, one of the Head to Heads was "Countries who automatically qualify for Eurovision." They said there was four answers, but is Italy not considered one of the big 5? I know they haven't participated in years, but they gain automatic qualification this year. Maybe I misheard the details of the question, just curious.
Yeah, they were always going to join the big 4 if they ever came back to Eurovision. As they're returning this year, they're straight into the final. I think that episode of Pointless must be from before Italy announced their comeback.Eoin Monaghan wrote:Spoilers: (I think it was a repeat)
On today's Pointless, one of the Head to Heads was "Countries who automatically qualify for Eurovision." They said there was four answers, but is Italy not considered one of the big 5? I know they haven't participated in years, but they gain automatic qualification this year. Maybe I misheard the details of the question, just curious.
I've done the opposite and have heard a large number of this year's entries. When we sent that pile of crap last year I joined an ESC forum to research the other big 4s and see if we were going to come last. Before I know it, I'm watching live streaming of this year's Estonian national preselection.Michael Wallace wrote:I am so excited, genuinely the best week of the year for me I think.
I'm doing a pretty good job of avoiding listening to any entries this year before the event, as I've found it's much more fun that way. That said, I've been looking at how Blue's albums have sold across Europe, and it's not too shabby, but not breathtaking. I think I'd be a bit sad if we won though, it feels so cheap using a 'famous' band (even if loads of other countries do it). That said, if our song is really good then that would be ok, but I'm not optimistic.
You might be thinking of the colour.Soph K wrote:england however have Blue. to be honest i dont really know who they are but i definitely have heard about them before, i think; the name sounds familiar.
United Kingdom. We enter Eurovision as the United Kingdom!Soph K wrote:i just know england will get more votes ......
england however have Blue .
A-lol. Wait, which colour?Matt Morrison wrote:You might be thinking of the colour.Soph K wrote:england however have Blue. to be honest i dont really know who they are but i definitely have heard about them before, i think; the name sounds familiar.
God, it doesn't matter you racist.Charlie Reams wrote:A-lol. Wait, which colour?Matt Morrison wrote:You might be thinking of the colour.Soph K wrote:england however have Blue. to be honest i dont really know who they are but i definitely have heard about them before, i think; the name sounds familiar.
of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Exactly Eoin, support your team!Karen Pearson wrote: United Kingdom. We enter Eurovision as the United Kingdom!
I think you mean Wand Erection (or is that a mondegreen?).Rhys Benjamin wrote:Next year, the United Kingdom should have Wrong Direction.
Yeah Eoin, and please remove yourself from the Irish section on pro ranks and join the Northern Ireland section so I can move up a spot you bloody Fenian.Oliver Garner wrote:of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Exactly Eoin, support your team!Karen Pearson wrote: United Kingdom. We enter Eurovision as the United Kingdom!
Jedward will be lucky to get through the semis. They may be famous here, but they're unknowns in Europe and haven't made any attempts at publicity either. In Duesseldorf they won't have the Cowell publicity machine to fall back on, just 3 minutes on stage. The UK's recent attempts to emulate our idea of Eurovision wackiness may give you an insight into how successful that could be. While Jedward's big show may get a few televotes, I'm fairly confident the juries will hate them. Mid-table in the final should be the very height of their ambition.Chris Corby wrote:I don't think Blue have got a chance of winning. If, and it's a big IF, if Jedward perform in tune on the night, and they look wacky enough, my money's on them (although I haven't heard any of the others)
That's what happens when your fan base is under 13Martin Bishop wrote:Jedward will be lucky to get through the semis.
Hmm, 8 correct, not too bad, even though I didn't like half the ones I predicted. Only slipping up on Albania and Turkey (who have done quite well of late.)Eoin Monaghan wrote:I agree, incredibly frustrating that there were few good performances, quite liked Hungary and Azerbaijan and the Russian performance. Hated Portugal, and the lyrics to Finland: "Peter is smart, he knows all of Europe by heart."Norway was interesting that it was in Swahili, but it was poorly performed. Semi final 2 should be good, and with a few good songs from the top 5, I hope the final turns out as spectacular as ever.
My ten to get through would be:
Hungary
Russia
Azerbaijan
Finland
Iceland
Swtizerland
Albania
Turkey
Greece (they always get through)
Serbia. I have a bad history of favouriting acts that fail...
I did that (well, I shouted a bit) for Lithuania and Finland, the former I can justify because of £££, the latter can only be explained by being a homo I think.Martin Bishop wrote:Is it bad that when they announced Iceland was through that I jumped out of my chair shouting "Come on! Get In!"?
At least they're fucking somebody.Jon O'Neill wrote:You guys are all fucking nuts.
My prediction has certainly frightened the bookies!Chris Corby wrote:I don't think Blue have got a chance of winning. If, and it's a big IF, if Jedward perform in tune on the night, and they look wacky enough, my money's on them (although I haven't heard any of the others)
oh.Karen Pearson wrote:United Kingdom. We enter Eurovision as the United Kingdom!Soph K wrote:i just know england will get more votes ......
england however have Blue .
matt, you KNOW im not THAT thick!Matt Morrison wrote:You might be thinking of the colour.Soph K wrote:england however have Blue. to be honest i dont really know who they are but i definitely have heard about them before, i think; the name sounds familiar.
I actually think that's their best song in years, if only because I thought all the others were awful. I think this benefitted hugely from following Russia's hectic dance performance. It's mellower feel provided a nice contrast.Michael Wallace wrote:Switzerland? Their worst song in years and they finally get to the final. Madness.
Yeah, but you're the guy who voted for Greece.Martin Bishop wrote:I actually think that's their best song in years, if only because I thought all the others were awful.Michael Wallace wrote:Switzerland? Their worst song in years and they finally get to the final. Madness.
It was more my mum's vote, really.Michael Wallace wrote:Yeah, but you're the guy who voted for Greece.Martin Bishop wrote:I actually think that's their best song in years, if only because I thought all the others were awful.Michael Wallace wrote:Switzerland? Their worst song in years and they finally get to the final. Madness.
My other half downloaded the Dalton Warblers album this evening and burned it to a CD for me. Been playing it non-stop ever since. I think that means I out-fag the raccoon.Ryan Taylor wrote:fagMichael Wallace wrote:I am so excited, genuinely the best week of the year for me I think.
Lol. We give big points to Greece or Turkey every year. There are large numbers of Greeks and Turks living here. I don't think that's a coincidence.Rhys Benjamin wrote:We are the only honest voters. So Greece won last year, not Germany.
Just 6 tonight, bit shocked that Slovakia and Israel never made it, but Ireland did. Saturday will be epic!Eoin Monaghan wrote:Much better quality I think tonight, I missed the start due to a match, only saw Estonia (who has to be my favourite) on. I'd put these through.
Estonia
Denmark
Israel
Austria
Slovakia
Ireland
Romania
Netherlands
Sweden
Latvia
That's mainly based on the snippets shown, and what I've previously seen.
Jedward are to art what Shane MacGowan is to kissing.Andy Wilson wrote:Go Jedward and screw art.
Nul points actually. And it was Jemini and, if you had had the misfortune to hear them, you would understand why. They sang out of tune for pretty much the entire song. It was awful! But classic Eurovision and very funny!Rhys Benjamin wrote:
And in 2003 I found out we had NO POINTS whatsoever. Nil poi.
Probably. The problem I have with it is the name. It says song contest. The songs are irrelevant these days. If it was called the eurovision cabaret act contest or something I wouldn't have a problem with it. The eurvision only did two good things as far as I'm concerned, Abba and Riverdance although the latter was milked to exhaustion and sullied the reputation of the original. I'll still probably watch the votes being dished out. I love it when Greece and Cyprus give each other 12 points. Are they both in it this year?Andy Wilson wrote:It bugs me how many acts are miming instrument playing. Am I taking this too seriously?
I don't really agree that "the songs are irrelevant". Having a memorable performance may help some of the weaker acts, but I think the ones that actually win (which arguably is all that matters from a contest perspective) do so off the back of being good songs. You have to go back to 2006 and Lordi to find a winner who put on a ridiculous stage show (which seems an exception amongst those that win), and even then it's a pretty kick-ass song.Mark James wrote:Probably. The problem I have with it is the name. It says song contest. The songs are irrelevant these days. If it was called the eurovision cabaret act contest or something I wouldn't have a problem with it.
I guess it depends on your definition of what a good song is. For me the last good song to win the eurovision was that Irish entrant Rock and Roll Kids. Every song I've heard since is basically some soppy Mariah Carey inspired ballad or cheesy europop reminiscent of the crap from the nineties. Lordi were just about ok I suppose.Michael Wallace wrote:I don't really agree that "the songs are irrelevant". Having a memorable performance may help some of the weaker acts, but I think the ones that actually win (which arguably is all that matters from a contest perspective) do so off the back of being good songs. You have to go back to 2006 and Lordi to find a winner who put on a ridiculous stage show (which seems an exception amongst those that win), and even then it's a pretty kick-ass song.Mark James wrote:Probably. The problem I have with it is the name. It says song contest. The songs are irrelevant these days. If it was called the eurovision cabaret act contest or something I wouldn't have a problem with it.
That said, I may have to accept things have changed if Jedward win this time...
Right, so one possibility is that it's just your taste in music being different to most of the people who vote at Eurovision - what is it that you think determines who wins if the song is irrelevant?Mark James wrote:I guess it depends on your definition of what a good song is. For me the last good song to win the eurovision was that Irish entrant Rock and Roll Kids. Every song I've heard since is basically some soppy Mariah Carey inspired ballad or cheesy europop reminiscent of the crap from the nineties. Lordi were just about ok I suppose.
They're all miming their instruments. Only the singing is live. It's in the rules, presumably because it saves them a whole load of equipment and sound arranging.Andy Wilson wrote:It bugs me how many acts are miming instrument playing. Am I taking this too seriously?
You might approve of last year's winner, then.Ralph Gillions wrote:I find it rather odd that people don't simply stand and sing anymore.
These days it seems obligatory to wear fancy dress and have hugely distracting light shows.
I think it is your taste in music. I don't like that song much, although I did at the time. To me, the last time a good song won was 2010 and before that, 2009.Michael Wallace wrote:Right, so one possibility is that it's just your taste in music being different to most of the people who vote at Eurovision - what is it that you think determines who wins if the song is irrelevant?Mark James wrote:I guess it depends on your definition of what a good song is. For me the last good song to win the eurovision was that Irish entrant Rock and Roll Kids. Every song I've heard since is basically some soppy Mariah Carey inspired ballad or cheesy europop reminiscent of the crap from the nineties. Lordi were just about ok I suppose.