Name my kittens competition!!!!!1 (pupdated!)
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The two dark kittens are mine. I think they are both girls or unendowed boys. Your mission is to name them. Results announced on Podast III. Good luck.
The two dark kittens are mine. I think they are both girls or unendowed boys. Your mission is to name them. Results announced on Podast III. Good luck.
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Since my two last cats were called Basil and Mabel, you may not want to go with my suggestions.
I'll offer Carol and Susie.
I'll offer Carol and Susie.
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Cooking Fat and Tigger Bits.
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Cat 1 and Cat A.
Or Brighton and Hove
Or Brighton and Hove
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Ian and Myra.
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With great unoriginality... Vowel and Consonant.
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Winnie and Conchita.
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Both girls? Damn, I was going to suggest Fernando and Robbie, but I'll think of something worse which is at least gender appropriate.
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I don't care I'm far too busy going aaaaaaaaaaaaawww woook likkle kittens awww they're so cute.
Shoot the vermin.
Heh
Nah, I've a cat. He smells. Call them cock and balls. I dunno, what you asking us lot for? We're socially defunct. We like letters in orders, that's really sad.
See how far you can throw them and then name them by the number of metres they land away.
34splat and 48crunch.
Heh, that's funny now but I'm drunk.
My cat is missing most of his tail. I wanted to call him Arthur as in Arfur tail. Heh, see what I did there, heylarious.
i should go to bed
Shoot the vermin.
Heh
Nah, I've a cat. He smells. Call them cock and balls. I dunno, what you asking us lot for? We're socially defunct. We like letters in orders, that's really sad.
See how far you can throw them and then name them by the number of metres they land away.
34splat and 48crunch.
Heh, that's funny now but I'm drunk.
My cat is missing most of his tail. I wanted to call him Arthur as in Arfur tail. Heh, see what I did there, heylarious.
i should go to bed
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Are we allowed multiple entries in this competition? If so, I'll go for LEOTARD and TANGELO.
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How about Charlie and Jono?
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I am going to abstain from entering this competition, to give somebody else the chance to taste victory for a change.
However, if I were to enter, I would plump for the greatest female duo of all time (or at least the best one I could think of in the ten seconds I've just spent musing): Salt n Pepa.
However, if I were to enter, I would plump for the greatest female duo of all time (or at least the best one I could think of in the ten seconds I've just spent musing): Salt n Pepa.
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Has anyone DNA-tested the ginger ones.....?
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The more entries the merrier!Howard Somerset wrote:Are we allowed multiple entries in this competition? If so, I'll go for LEOTARD and TANGELO.
Kevin Thurlow wrote:Has anyone DNA-tested the ginger ones.....?
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Paris and Nicole
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Jason and Larsen.
Oh wait, they're girls.
OK, Daphne and Celeste.
Oh wait, they're girls.
OK, Daphne and Celeste.
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Edele and Keavy, in honour of the B*witched twins. They were great (for the year they lasted).
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If you like Abba, you could call them Agnetha and Anni-Frid.
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I called my kittens, as a kid, Azrael and Rollerball.
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Cannon and Ball - not that I hate cats or anything
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Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
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You have daughters? Aren't you like 15?jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
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Sixteen actually. But still very proud KirkyKirk Bevins wrote:You have daughters? Aren't you like 15?jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
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How old is their mother? (I think we need years and months here)jasoncullen wrote:Sixteen actually. But still very proud KirkyKirk Bevins wrote:You have daughters? Aren't you like 15?jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
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17 and 21 days i think .
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Crumbs.jasoncullen wrote:17 and 21 days i think .
How long have you been married?
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How long have you been so gullible?Jon Corby wrote:Crumbs.jasoncullen wrote:17 and 21 days i think .
How long have you been married?
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In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend! I was only messing about the new born daughters .jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
But I should win for creativity and for making two forumites believe my white lie!
Plus, Grace and Sally are generally nice names I think
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Oh, right.
Nice one.
I feel so silly now for believing that.
Nice one.
I feel so silly now for believing that.
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.Jon Corby wrote:Oh, right.
Nice one.
I feel so silly now for believing that.
Take heart that you were not the only one Jon!
I would have kept this a secret longer but chose to come clean after constant probing by yourself and the risk of damaging my wise reputation
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Hmm. After watching several Jeremy Kyle shows (uh hum, sorry, yes I have) this sentence seems to me to be a cover-up for you having sex with a possibly underage girl.jasoncullen wrote:In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend! I was only messing about the new born daughters .jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
Disclaimer to stop me getting sued or punched in the face: No allegations have been made towards Jason by myself.
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No unlawful sex has taken place on my count and Kirk's comment has been received in a light hearted manner and I will not be seeking legal advice for blackening my character .Kirk Bevins wrote: Disclaimer to stop me getting sued or punched in the face: No allegations have been made towards Jason by myself.
By the way, Jeremy Kyle?! And I thought I had problems
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I'd just like to go on record as saying that I do not believe this perfectly plausible statement, lest I be accused of being "gullible" againjasoncullen wrote:In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend!
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How about Gullible and Bluegill
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No I swear this one is true Corby .Jon Corby wrote:I'd just like to go on record as saying that I do not believe this perfectly plausible statement, lest I be accused of being "gullible" againjasoncullen wrote:In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend!
I have no reason to lie this time and it is a perfectly plausible and correct statement
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Sure, sure.jasoncullen wrote:I have no reason to lie this time and it is a perfectly plausible and correct statement
"Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me."
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Not sure if this competition is over and you've picked a winner, but what about:
Trinny and Susannah
Trinny and Susannah
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It't not over; the kittens' names have not been decided yet.
Trinny and Susannah is terrible. Any more?
Trinny and Susannah is terrible. Any more?
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Cat and Cat too
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Give your kittens a complex. Call them ROVER and FIDO.
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... or Oedipus and 3 + 2iHoward Somerset wrote:Give your kittens a complex.
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Brilliant. Electra is obviously the other alternative but I prefer 3 + 4i myself so it will have an integer modulus of 5.Dinos Sfyris wrote:... or Oedipus and 3 + 2iHoward Somerset wrote:Give your kittens a complex.
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You could just pick two words out of the dictionary e.g. EXORDIA and FEIJOA (you can tell I have ran out of ideas, but still trying to contribute )
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How about:
Pickle and Daughter Of The Setting Moon Whose Eyes Are Like Daggers In The Hearts Of Men Who Ride The Great Caravan Of The Sultan.
Pickle and Daughter Of The Setting Moon Whose Eyes Are Like Daggers In The Hearts Of Men Who Ride The Great Caravan Of The Sultan.
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Just steal my idea, why don't you? Mind you I suppose with the kittens being girls Electra would be more suitable, and I suppose you have a greater argument for 3 + 4i as wellKirk Bevins wrote:Brilliant. Electra is obviously the other alternative but I prefer 3 + 4i myself so it will have an integer modulus of 5.Dinos Sfyris wrote:... or Oedipus and 3 + 2iHoward Somerset wrote:Give your kittens a complex.
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You could split the complex number between them. One of them could be 5 and the other 12i (thought I'd make a different one), but when you call them for their tea you shout "5 plus 12i!"
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And their total length will be 13 units.Gavin Chipper wrote:You could split the complex number between them. One of them could be 5 and the other 12i (thought I'd make a different one), but when you call them for their tea you shout "5 plus 12i!"
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If I actually had 2 cats, I would call them POLY and HEDRA, though I am not good at naming cats. I actually have a cat called CLAWZ (with a 'Z' at the end instead of an 'S') and have named a cat KENNY before, after Kenny from South Park .
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Is this contest over yet?
You could name them Kit and Kat or some other chocolate treat
You could name them Kit and Kat or some other chocolate treat
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Kaolin and Morphine?
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I'm sorry, but there were no good suggestions.
We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.
We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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What an utter cop-out and an utterly fraudulent competition.Jon O'Neill wrote:I'm sorry, but there were no good suggestions.
We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.
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If that's what fits the template of "good" no wonder we didn't stand a chance!Jon O'Neill wrote:I'm sorry, but there were no good suggestions.
We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.
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Just checked back here and see that you murdered my thread. Anyway, it looks like I might be getting a puppy tomorrow, a male border collie. Pic:
I don't have high hopes this time, but does anybody have any suggestions?
Cheers.
I don't have high hopes this time, but does anybody have any suggestions?
Cheers.