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Frankly, Conor's bullet letter attack max is going to win, so don't debate the voting system too much.

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FUCK YOU ALL. *picks up ball and leaves*

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You're forcing it too much, honestly. You'll never top mine and Graeme's bromance. We've even got ourselves a Brangelina name. We're team Greeks. And you're so jel it's ridic.

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Mauro Pirates

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Since always. Him and your mum gotta have a rap battle now. That's the rules of the streets.

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It's £20 pounds a year to subscribe after your trial has expired. You can do so here:

http://www.apterous.org/subscribe.php

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Innis cracked 13 briefly, I seem to remember.

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I will, but it's the missus' birthday, so I'm far more likely to be around the Tuesday.

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BIGHEAD not valid on Apterous. I want a refund.

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Mark declares an invalid five VIVED^, and objects to my cheeky smile at this development.

You've gone all arrogant since winning Countdown. I don't like the new Graeme.

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As for the format, as much as I feel sorry for Ben who won all 6 of his games but didn't make the final, I'm inclined to agree that we should just go along with the 'house rule' of ranking by points only. It's the way they've been doing it for nearly 30 years now, and if nothing else, it'll add an ...

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I'm already here.

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DC offered TIDBIT in round 12 which isn't valid on apterous, is this a new addition in ODE3? Not sure. Maybe it's not included because it was considered an American spelling of TITBIT? It's ambiguous whether TIDBIT is an American spelling of TITBIT or a distinct word. See also ASSHOLE. ODE exclusiv...

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It'll mean thinking up a new signature.

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Also, even if you're not very good at the letters, you can still play the dirty word game, spotting words like FART and POOP and BONER and the like. Or the ol' completely-invent-a-word game, like KWIJIBO or whatever. I have friends who watch Countdown and can't play at a competitive level, yet who g...

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Good standard stuff.

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I guess I don't see what problem this solves. I mean obviously one person picking twice to the other's once seems like a problem, but that person picking twice is either (a) the challenger, who, in the implicit gameshow rules of making things fair and dramatic, could use a little tiny fraction-of-a-...

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Y'all back off my boy now, you hear me?

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Have any stattos out there produced some interesting statistics for this? E.g. Any undefeated players in the mix? Who has lost the most number of games? Who was last on the longest time ago? Combining a bit of Python with our fine wiki , I've produced this: Table of 30th anniversary championship co...

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Well an emphatic fuck you for that picture of me right there.

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BIOGAS is valid.

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The food rule is non-sensical, to be honest.

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Well done Tia!

How does someone to have achieved as much as Fiennes has, and so publically, think he can get away with that wig?

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Similarly, I remember his sensational neck beard that he could weave into his chest rug.

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So, what do they do?

End racism.

Can they do it?

No.

Realistically, curing cancer seems the best bet. But there's surely no way one person can do that alone, so maybe even that isn't realistic.

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after his remarkably ordinary century

Dude. Just stop.

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The N wasn't out when he said it. He was thinking POACHER. Good old Dave. Great guy.

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Crushed it. Well done Peter.

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Jordan F wrote:EBONISER as a beater I believe.

Fraid not

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I want Peter to be the voice of my satnav.

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Liam Tiernan wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:Jeremy Irons = Jeremy's Iron
I love it.

Jon Corby = Jon C. Orby
Ry Conjob.

Interim anal

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Hell of a tan Rachel developed overnight.

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I joke!

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Jessica, everyone else who loses does so without whining. Quoted for posterity Mark "I Should Never Have Fucking Lost to Carl Fucking Williams" Deeks :P . But I didn't go blaming anybody other than myself. Well, and you, for shouting "FUCK HIM UP!" about five seconds before we t...

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Jessica, everyone else who loses does so without whining. You may not see the need to apologise for who you are, but perhaps understand how being who you are impresses upon others. Oh and Countdown owes you nothing so treat it accordingly - that is to say, with respect.

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We had these at Co:Blivilon for name tags. Can't remember many of them, but a rejected one for Giles Hutchings was "....(sigh).....hi, Cunt Legs!"

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Looks like McGowan's had another couple of hair transplants.

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Count me in. Will Paypal you during the week.

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Bit of a bad break for Liam there, cos that is how you spell Alsatians.

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Jessica 'QwizicaL' Pratesi wrote:
Dan McColm wrote:Interesting fact: Mauro used a solver to solve the conundrum.
He didnt i did i gave up at 25 seconds. I cant help it if he sees what i type

I GOT IT!!!! HOW COULD THEY NOT GET IT?!?!?!?!!!?? GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Mark Deeks · Re: Spoilers for Wednesday September 19 2012 (Series 66 #33) Hello Charlotte.

Hello Charlotte.

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Confirmed and paid up

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Heather Styles wrote:To the best of my knowledge, no-one has ever been awarded extra points on Countdown for showing off. Just saying.

More Heather, less people who aren't Heather.

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Mike I'm still like 95% certain but can't make a commitment fully for like a month. Keep me pencilled in though.

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I get a brilliant 8.

THIS guy!

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter ... rnalSearch

Sweet, we're famously lame

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Turns out BUMPENIS isn't it. FYI.

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BUMPENIS in round four.

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GEOTAXIS in round 1. Easier to remember as I SEX GOAT.

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The worlds of C4C and Apterous all went to a late night gathering, held jointly at Jono's open air bungalow in Central London, and Gevin's comparatively palatial semi-detached three bed house two streets away. It was advertised as being "a Co:event with absolutely no Countdown being played.&quo...

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G-R-A-N-T

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You're a douchebag. I've always said that.

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Also, I got CALUTRONS in round 2 and ABSTINATE in round 12. One of them's actually a word! And one isn't.

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The flange was in the crowd for this. We wondered about ABSENTIA at the time - I tweeted them about it and they said it was a mistake and they'd edit it out. Guess they forgot.

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Innis maxed both his quarter and semi finals despite it being stupid o'clock on very little sleep. Boy can play.

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Well lie and make them interesting then.

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Ryan I didn't see this but I heard you trolled the shit out of it. Top work lad.

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You did. On the flip side, you also did shout "fanny" really loudly. So I had a tough decision to make.

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For whatever reason, a big time decision maker person (who should have such power wrested away from him because he's clearly a mentalist) has decided that Countdown should be taken off the air for a brief period each summer so that horse racing can be shown instead. This is rather silly since horse ...

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To each their own. I'm right, though.

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