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I noticed Ben Hunter hasn't played Tom from Round 2

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Kai Laddiman wrote:
Howard Somerset wrote:Likes don't work.
What? This is an outrage!

***LIKE***

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Select one of these audios.

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A Carol Montage of letters, getting her to spell things like VAGINA.

Top 10 Countdown bloopers:

More to follow.

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Is C2 related to Scott Mearns?

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I'm not on the list.

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A-lol!

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I set my alarm for 1:50 and slept through it

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I got up at 5:00 this morning

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Aerogreen- I H8 Prosilver.

Yes I used this joke ages ago and realised that there's no H8 bus.

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Ian Volante wrote:
Liam Tiernan wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote: Likes are working fine in Pro-Silver for me man.
Not working for me on Prosilver.
What's Prosilver?

That other skin. I H8 IT!

Edit: I just realised the bus route H8 doesn't exist.

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Polls seem to be broken for me.

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Charlie's going?

I thought he was in the USA!

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Charlie Reams wrote:YouTube

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You haven't mentioned 2 contenders, please tell us whom they are.

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It's been the opposite for me.

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Jimmy Gough wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote: Aren't you a bit young for that?
for what?
Gambling

I meant a recapping slot

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Charlie Reams wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:I was eyeing up a slot .
Aren't you a bit young for that?

for what?

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Ian Volante wrote:Calibri? I just spaffed on the monitor.

I like calibri!

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I heard a rumour that Katie got in ahead of Gamu; couldn't believe it actually happened. Although, I now hear that the 'twist' will see each 'mentor' bringing back one of the rejects and that Cheryl will choose Gamu. Oh man this sounds awesome. Couldn't think what the twist would be, I thought mayb...

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Probably just my computer then.

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When restarting the clock after an incorrect conundrum, the clock starts from the beginning rather than where you left off.

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I've asked the question "How do you write a program?" and got a rude answer.

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AND I DON'T HAVE PAYPAL!

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Yay! F1's second!

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I voted for Kai.

Who voted for me?

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I can't pay £15 a year. Ten easy ways to make £15: 1. Blag your granny - she too crippled to reach her money. 2. Take some old games / DVDs / CDs / hardware into GAME, CEX or similar, and walk out clutching pictures of the queen - No old games! 3. Offer to wash your Mum's / Dad's car for a fiver, t...

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Countdown recap for Monday 2 August 1999. C1: Champion Christopher Wade (2 wins, 102 points.) C2: Challenger Dennis Rashbrook. DC: Susie Dent and Phillip Franks. CV: Carol Vorderman. OT: Other words or solutions. R01: N E K U S C A R V R02: B R X E O I N S E R03: A M E C L A H V I R04: 100, 50, 10, ...

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Cos I'm eyeing up a current slot;

Mon 2-Aug-99 Christopher Wade 44 - 49 Dennis Raishbrook
Tue 3-Aug-99 Dennis Raishbrook 61 - 46 Caroline Andrews

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Lesley Hines wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:No teacher at my school can spell BALALAIKA, only me
Wow, that's some research you did. Which method did you use?

The "grab-it-off-the-TV" method.

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How did you solve the conundrum, Charlie?

No teacher at my school can spell BALALAIKA, only me

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Protest March:

C of C!
C of C!
C of C!
C of C!
C of C!
C of C!

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Well I just hope AUDIOS and AUREOLING are in the OED3.

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A sound signal: lost the audios during the broadcasts. When you're talking about a split-screen, each screen has it's own audio. Pluralise it. "On Windows Movie Maker, what are you going to do with the audios?" Yeah, that seems weird to me. Each person has their own health, but you don't ...

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Charlie Reams wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:plural of audio.
So what's the usage example? When would you use the word?

A sound signal: lost the audios during the broadcasts.

When you're talking about a split-screen, each screen has it's own audio. Pluralise it.

"On Windows Movie Maker, what are you going to do with the audios?"

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Michael Wallace wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:audios
Usage example?
Audios, amigo!

plural of audio.

Also I've put it through here

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audios

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Kirk Bevins wrote:Hiding your erection...on your head. 6/10.

Jamie Bevins, 5/10.

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Jon Corby wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:If I spot a well-known conundrum scramble that I know, I'll go for the "solution." So if I saw EPITUSSLE^ first, I'd know SLEEPSUIT^
wat

If I spot EPITUSSLE from IPLEUETSS I would recognise SLEPPSUIT

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No bullshit, just a number please. 6 All Right. ANSWERS: (In seconds)The theoretical lap time would be 80.45 - (5 / 10 x 0.35). Starting lap 10, the car would have on board 153 - (9 x 2.25)kg of fuel = 132.75kg This would slow the car by 132.75 / 10 x 0.35 = 4.65 secs. The tyres by this stage would...

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If I spot a well-known conundrum scramble that I know, I'll go for the "solution." So if I saw EPITUSSLE^ first, I'd know SLEEPSUIT^

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I'll give it anyway. A car in qualifying trim can achieve a lap time of 1:20.450 at a particular circuit. At the start the qualifying lap it has 5kg of fuel. For every 10kg of fuel it carries, the lap time is increased by 0.35 seconds and for every lap the tyres cover, their performance degrades so...

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Jon Corby wrote:This thread is actually hilarious, reading it back now.

and utterly useless.

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View new posts?

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Jon Corby wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:
Kai Laddiman wrote:
What are you doing eating rocket scientists?
That's the first joke on this forum that has made me verbally laugh.
Verbally? You said "ha ha ha"?

I sniggered.

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Kai Laddiman wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:This offends the rocket scientist in me.
What are you doing eating rocket scientists?

That's the first joke on this forum that has made me verbally laugh.

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I'll give it anyway. A car in qualifying trim can achieve a lap time of 1:20.450 at a particular circuit. At the start the qualifying lap it has 5kg of fuel. For every 10kg of fuel it carries, the lap time is increased by 0.35 seconds and for every lap the tyres cover, their performance degrades so...

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Matt Morrison wrote:That's a statement, not a question.

Forgot to add the question.

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I'll give it anyway. A car in qualifying trim can achieve a lap time of 1:20.450 at a particular circuit. At the start the qualifying lap it has 5kg of fuel. For every 10kg of fuel it carries, the lap time is increased by 0.35 seconds and for every lap the tyres cover, their performance degrades so ...

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Team Games? Basically, where the challenges are, instead of saying New Game v .... , it could say [a] , [c], [d] v [x], [y], [z] Waiting for [a] and [z]. Each team gets it's own chat room to confer, as well as the main chat to demoralise the opposition. When you click e.g. [15 rounder], then a littl...

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Ben Wilson wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:Who wants an F1 maths question?
I think I can safely guess the answer to THAT one.

So what's the answer?

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What James and Howard said, basically, is we can't edit anything.

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Grade 2: NO CALCULATORS! ((6 x 6)) + 497 -( (log(log|3 x 6|(6 x 6))) / 6 ) / 5 HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: To make things easier, to the nearest one decimal place. Corby, I did this in my head AND on a calculator and both equated to the same thing. Matt, this isn't homework. Who wants ...

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Finally got back at 4:25!!

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Howard Somerset wrote:
Rich Priest wrote:Peter Godwin?
Thanks Richard. I had him on my list, and then overlooked him when ordering them. Now edited.

erm... Your leaderboard shows that Peter scored more points than Rich but he is lower. What?

Howard Somerset wrote:5 Richard 7/535
6 Peter G 7/705

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Oh, this isn't homework, something I saw in a book.

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Charlie Reams wrote:
Rich Priest wrote:Peter Godwin?
Man, you broke Hitler's Law in only the second post.

Que?

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3 friends are eating at a restaurant. The bill is £30 and they pay immediately, paying £10 each. The waiter then realises he made a mistake and should have charged £25. He takes £5 from the till to give it back, but on his way he decides to keep £2 as a tip and give each customer £1, since you can't...

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This popped up:

ClientGame1590 [CXPLAY]: net.BlockingLayerInterruptedException: net.BlockingNetworkLayer$FinalObjectExtractedException: Stream ended (final object extracted)

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Ooh.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/jakehumphrey ... _pres.html

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