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David Williams

Didn't think anything of it myself, but the editing didn't do him any favours when he had COOTED disallowed, Jenny Eclair spoke up and said something like "I'm doing my best for you" in his direction, they panned over, and it looked as if he wasn't even listening.

David Williams

Never understood why people are so against Inheritance Tax, even people who are never going to pay it. One objection is that it's supposedly being taxed twice on the same money, yet typically it's someone leaving a million pound house they paid half a crown for during the war, a profit that's comple...

David Williams

If tax rates are very low, increasing them generates more revenue. Keep increasing them, and if you reach a point when a rate increase doesn't increase the revenue, you conclude that going above that point would actually reduce the revenue. There's a rate that maximises the return. Lengthy theorisin...

David Williams

What assumptions have you made about changes in behaviour of those affected? I imagine it's pretty well-documented as to what happened when the top rate went up from 40% to 50% and down to 45%. (I have a feeling it didn't change the total tax take very much, but I haven't checked it out.) The troubl...

David Williams

It's probably always been like this and I've only just noticed, but I see that the budget extends to four of the posher poppies, but contestants have to make do with the basic model. Saves buying new ones every year, I suppose.

David Williams

My first appearance coincided with Susie's first appearance after the birth of her daughter, who would have been about four months old at the time. She had brought the baby with her, and I think her sister was looking after her in the dressing room while filming went on. I mentioned this to her when...

David Williams

Or (25-7)*(50-7+1)

Can anyone tell me if Gloria Hunniford is really good at Countdown or a shameless cheat. Most people I think I can read, but not her.

David Williams

I awarded myself seven points for CAGEFUL without a moment's doubt. Wrongly. Comes up a lot more in daily life than RODENTIAN, I would have thought.

David Williams

One thing I don't understand is why being a committed Christian is a source of comfort. I don't imagine God has changed his views much in the last couple of thousand years, so pretty much everyone in this country is going to hell.

David Williams

Johnny Canuck wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:08 pm

David Williams wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:44 pm
Did she actually say "Eight eights are ninety-one"? Was I dreaming?
Agreed, pretty amusing. All I can speculate is that she must have remembered that 9 9s are 81 and "spoonerised" that.

Astonishingly, that is a logical explanation of the completely inexplicable!

David Williams

Did she actually say "Eight eights are ninety-one"? Was I dreaming?

David Williams

I rather liked (5+2) x (6+1) x 7 + 100

David Williams

There are severe penalties for selling underweight bread. Your scales are not consistent. So for an order of 12 loaves you throw in an extra 8.33% which gives you what you deem to be a decent confidence level of being within the law. For an order of 144 loaves, for that level of confidence you do no...

David Williams

David Williams

Is it just me, then? It's not kryptonite. It doesn't look anything like what kryptonite would look like if it existed. Giving someone a trophy made of kryptonite would in any case be totally inappropriate and highly dangerous. It wasn't funny the first time Nick said it, yet it comes up every time. ...

David Williams

A fictional, green, crystalline substance, absolutely nothing like perspex. Given as a trophy to convey the message "Well, we've just established you're not Superman, you loser".

David Williams

With these averages, his score would convert to 1048.15 in the old 15 format (still over 131 per game) and 636.9 in the 9-round format (about 79.6 per game). Given that the 8-game record for 9-rounders was 535, that would put him over 100 ahead! I know the current dictionary has more words, but it'...

David Williams

Why has this thread apparently disappeared? You have to search to find it. Is it simply mentioning the name of "she who must not be spoken of"?

PS It's reappeared now!

David Williams

Ryan Lam wrote: ↑
Tue May 28, 2019 3:02 pm
Countdown has finally gone green by dropping the usage of paper (At long last!) and going with a permanent whiteboard!

I trust they also have a single refillable marker pen.

David Williams

What's the average margin in QF1? 50 points? I actually think Seed 8 might score higher against Elliott than some other Seed 1s. You might lose one or two more letters games, but you'd hope for 40 points in the numbers games. If you get a maximum you score points no matter how good your opponent is....

David Williams

Fred Mumford wrote: ↑
Sat May 25, 2019 8:30 am
At least the 8th seed can console themself with having had several good on-screen performances prior to their sadistical and gruesome slaughtering.

Isn't that true of every 8th seed nowadays?

David Williams

Carol?

David Williams

If my opponent has 140 points going into the last numbers game and I've got 40, then you could say picking six small was being negative. If he's got 140 and I've got 125 . . . ? No-one would argue that picking anything other than one large or four vowels every time is negative, would they?

David Williams

Thomas Carey wrote: ↑
Thu May 23, 2019 11:28 am
. . . fastest time to get all 8 conundrums record . . .

It seems to be established that you can't rely on what you see on TV for this.

David Williams

What's this nonsense with the fake going high on the 4-large? If you're doing e.g. 75×50/25, you don't start with 75×50. Poor form. If I've got this right, 75x50=3750 3750/25=150 is poor form, when you could say 75/25=3 3x50=150. But 75/25=3 3x50=150 when you could say 100+50=150 is OK? If you're s...

David Williams

Did Susie actually say that DEATHLY was an adverb? Surely not. Sacking offence I would have thought.

David Williams

It's a pretty small proportion of the non-apterites applying to Countdown who would even consider the possibility of winning a series. And they would be interested enough to do a bit of research, and find sites like this, even though they weren't prepared to put in the hours and the effort. And when...

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JimBentley wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:08 pm
I don't know why you don't comment more, you obviously have strong opinions and you're often quite pithy.

I don't have strong opinions.

David Williams

It's been amusingly shambolic so far, there couldn't really have been a worse start. They haven't exactly put a dream team together, have they? Mike Gapes, for chrissakes. Going to be interesting to see how it develops over the next few days, though, could be some others joining them. Very surprise...

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Rhys Benjamin wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:38 pm
Well I beat both contestants on the second numbers - first and probably only time this CoC...

975 for me, (75 + 2 + 1) x 25 x 50 / 100

Thought Rachel was showboating a bit there. If you start with (25+1)/2=13 it doesn't look quite so clever.

David Williams

Well not really - if you're past the point at which anyone else can make it, it's just formality. Although after Annie dropping out a few series back, someone ought to check the 8 with someone who was there each time. Posting a thread entitled "Julie lost today", which appears in the Active Topics ...

David Williams

Ryan Lam wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:06 pm
So, with just six Preliminaries of Series 79 yet to air as of the time of writing, we now know who are the final eight

The existence of this thread before the preliminaries are over is itself a spoiler.

David Williams

I don't know how and when you watch in Australia, but you may not appreciate how rigorous they are in 'pretending' it's a live show. Even though they record them in batches, sometimes months in advance, each one is for a specific date. Each celebrity does five shows, which is one day's filming. So w...

David Williams

I thought the odd thing was that he didn't look particularly nervous at all. And his performance really was spectacularly dreadful. A thought that has occurred to me in the past is that a better measure of performance than how many maximums you get is how many words there are better than what you de...

David Williams

I think the first stage is when people decide that it works better if you accept an amount of gold or silver for something you want to sell, and then use that to buy things that you want. Then people collectively decide that rather than lugging all that metal around they are prepared to have their g...

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Mark James wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:27 pm
"The National Debt is NOT owed to us . . .

Google tells me this is a comment by Eric Stone of Saffron Walden. Credit where credit's due.

David Williams

If every country's economy has a fiscal deficit (and all major economies do) then who is the interest on their loans paid to? I hesitate to give the obvious answer, because you'll only start asking more questions that I won't know the answer to, but they (collectively) pay the interest to the pensi...

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Marc Meakin wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:23 pm
Embarrassingly I work for John Lewis

A lot more embarrassing for them, I would think.

David Williams

Matt Morrison wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:12 am
A food processor (this will separate the grown ups and the children).

I'd love to have one of these. Ours just chops stuff up.

David Williams

Tom S wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:20 pm
No joy for Unstarted in R1....

Those of us who followed it with DISAGREER in R2 would have got off to a pretty poor start.

David Williams

Just out of interest, do you tell her at the end of the thirty seconds or at the beginning?

David Williams

Interesting that DC got UBIETY but missed DUBIETY. Also DUENNAS later on.

David Williams

That's what needs to be achieved. I hadn't got into the precise wording. Your link provides it. Mr Team?

David Williams

Seriously? I always thought "standard method" was just a little joke.

And this method works in 60% of cases, so 40% of the time it leaves you at least 25 away from the target?

David Williams

How many syllables in BANNED? Or BAND? (Actually a special Countdown rule that words like PAINED are considered to have two syllables is not a bad idea.)

David Williams

Tom S wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:40 pm
Bit surprised that Asocials is not allowed.

Well, I know what a social is. I'm struggling to imagine what form an asocial might take, but it sounds like my sort of party.

David Williams

As well as the lack of the excitement that football has, is the lack of tension that you get in, say, test match cricket. I'm not massively interested myself, but the current game must be excruciating if you are. Whereas basketball - one team scores, other team scores, first team scores again, ooh t...

David Williams

May I offer a reverse one.

There is a book called Schindler's Ark. There is a company called Schindler's that makes lifts. So one day Steven Spielberg gets into a Schindler's lift . . .

David Williams

I think anyone who knows what 8 x 75 is, and that he is going to take 74 or 76 off it, would be able fairly quickly to work out what 7 x 75 is. It's either a panicky last second spot, or he simply didn't see the 7. I've done both of those. Who hasn't? If you had contestants who were in the middle of...

David Williams

Elliott Mellor wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:56 pm
It was nice to see Nick contribute in one of the rounds today - I wish he'd do this more often.

The difficulty is that, on the evidence of the contributions he does make, he is absolutely hopeless at Countdown.

David Williams

Annoying that ATAVISM is a thing, you can be ATAVISTIC, but there's no ATAVIST. Re the 553 numbers game, where Rachel says "You might kick yourselves . . ." I think it would be good if sometimes she would say something like "After you've made 525 you're looking for another 28, which is divisible by ...

David Williams

One of the more influential among us used to be known as Womb Raider.

David Williams

Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:32 am
There was a cabbage that flew past her left ear at one point, but she wasn't the main focus of the camera at the time.

I think you may be mixing up Countdown with the Tour de France. Or did she take more than the permitted number of puffs on her inhaler?

David Williams

Lots of conjecture over the draw for the C of C. Conspiracy, fixing, agendas etc, when in truth, the only thing that was pre-ordained prior to the draw was keeping people apart from the same series they played in. Granted, there are some series winners who play each other in the first round, but so...

David Williams

Did John say GILTED? I wondered if something went wrong with the filming of this round and they edited it as best they could. Nick asked the player with the longer word to declare first, and nobody seemed to notice that someone had won the round. It was only when the score came up that I was sure w...

David Williams

There was a time when Series winners were kept apart in the first round.

David Williams

Mark Deeks wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:42 pm
We Need To Talk About Gevin.

That is actually funny.

David Williams

I don't think I've ever seen an alternative/DC beater before that no-one else has posted. Today, I knew that my moment had arrived. Now it feels like I've just walked into a roomful of strangers and shouted 'Fellatio!' You have no idea how liberating that is. Yes, when Jon Culshaw said "There's a r...

David Williams

You're eight points ahead towards the end. Both playing just about faultlessly. Your opponent declares an eight. How likely does your dodgy nine have to be to make it worth risking? Probably all you geniuses know this already, but (making a few assumptions) I was quite surprised at just how worthwhi...

David Williams

I'm always a bit surprised there never seems to be a problem getting number eight seeds to turn up. You've already achieved what you hoped for, you've been on TV, you've enjoyed it, you've got your teapot. You've shown you're pretty good at Countdown. Indeed you're good enough to recognise that you ...

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