Strong effort thereGevin Chapwell wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2026 8:57 pmWell you would say that, Adam Gheelard.
(Meakin stole my login details.)
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- Tue Jun 16, 2026 9:40 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 123
- Views: 112280
Re: Stand-up comedy
- Tue Jun 16, 2026 4:54 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 123
- Views: 112280
Re: Stand-up comedy
For me:
Blood type - a hit
Cheese - OK
Butter - a miss
Blood type - a hit
Cheese - OK
Butter - a miss
- Wed Jun 10, 2026 10:41 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
- Replies: 148
- Views: 113339
Re: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
Some game-changers and those who were streets ahead of their peers have been mentioned, like Bradman (skill) and Bolt (athletic prowess). Not necessarily the greatest sportsman ever, but peak Jonah Lomu had all of these qualities I've listed in bold, and deserves a mention.
- Fri Feb 20, 2026 10:16 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 762
- Views: 897236
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Art Attack is likely a play on words on "heart attack".
- Tue Dec 23, 2025 7:41 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Duel revision
- Replies: 22
- Views: 14914
Re: Duel revision
Might need some sort of tie break this year, looking at the Duel Annual Standings for 2025. About a week to go and an incredibly small margin of 18 points between the top three.
- Tue Nov 18, 2025 10:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football Thread
- Replies: 1314
- Views: 870554
Re: The C4C Football Thread
I decided on a whim to watch some of the live coverage on the BBC Sport website of the crucial World Cup qualifier between Scotland and Denmark.
Glad I did.
What a game! Great drama, great goals. Well done to Scotland, also learned of the song 'Letter from America' by the Proclaimers.
Glad I did.
What a game! Great drama, great goals. Well done to Scotland, also learned of the song 'Letter from America' by the Proclaimers.
- Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:29 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 762
- Views: 897236
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
When Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses is misusing French sayings, "Bonnet De Douche" means shower cap. I mean, I've put this in the "obvious" thread, but I'd say it's pretty niche. I'm not sure why anyone would know this without quite good French knowledge or looking it up.
If you've ever ...
- Thu Nov 06, 2025 11:28 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Scam to watch out for
- Replies: 11
- Views: 15265
Re: Scam to watch out for
Interesting one I've come across recently. I wanted to post this as a reply to Graeme's kerning / keming puzzle from a number of years ago but couldn't find it so I've posted it here instead:
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- Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
- Replies: 288
- Views: 312755
Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
So pleased to see Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce bowing out with her 25th global medal, particularly after the debacle in Paris where she was one of the athletes affected by being initially denied access to the stadium.
I've always loved watching her race; she's such a distinctive character both on the ...
I've always loved watching her race; she's such a distinctive character both on the ...
- Thu Aug 28, 2025 7:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Are people in military bands:
1) Soldiers who happen to be good at playing an instrument?
2) Musicians who happen to have got a gig with the military?
3) Something else?
1) Soldiers who happen to be good at playing an instrument?
2) Musicians who happen to have got a gig with the military?
3) Something else?
- Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:26 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
- Replies: 121
- Views: 306328
Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
For many years I had an old Mac computer that failed to load apterous through the Java console periodically after an update. Every time that happened (probably more than five times), I reported it to Charlie, and every time he invested effort to get it up and running again for me within a week or so ...
- Sat Aug 02, 2025 9:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Suggest A Better Guideline for Plural Noun Conundrums
- Replies: 8
- Views: 11474
Re: Suggest A Better Guideline for Plural Noun Conundrums
DIAGNOSES, to pluralise one of the words from the quoted contestant guidelines. Or something like TORTRIX -> TORTRICES.Gavin Chipper wrote: Sun Jul 13, 2025 10:39 pm What if a plural happened to end in an S but wasn't just a case of sticking an S on the end?
- Sun Jul 13, 2025 10:52 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: RIP Vik Shah
- Replies: 2
- Views: 16616
RIP Vik Shah
Just seen the news from his family via Facebook. I remember meeting him at a Co-Event in London. He loved Countdown and Tottenham Hotspur, which I share with him. He also loved his music and seeing his favourite artists live in concert.
Rest in peace, Vik.
Rest in peace, Vik.
- Tue Jul 01, 2025 9:07 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 929
- Views: 1074912
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who quote themselves on social media. The top line is usually some non sequitur like "It's a good point" or "Never thought about it this way" and then they're quoting themselves.
- Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:37 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1884
- Views: 2227736
Re: Ask Graeme?
How are you?
- Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:30 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How many of your 9 lives have you used ?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5783
Re: How many of your 9 lives have you used ?
At least one. I was walking somewhere with a family member in heavy rain and because of the weather and the traffic we were delayed by around 15 seconds in crossing a wide dual carriageway. Suddenly there was a noise like thunder booming and an enormous tree fell across the entire width of the road ...
- Thu Feb 20, 2025 7:53 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Rachel Riley’s Absence from 24/02/2025-14/03/2025
- Replies: 34
- Views: 29783
Re: Rachel Riley to Step Aside for 3 weeks
Jenni Falconer seemed quite excited about it when she mentioned it on the radio this morning.
- Mon Feb 17, 2025 12:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 762
- Views: 897236
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
I like this one!Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2025 2:23 pm Arctic (bears) from the Greek Arktos
Antarctic (No bears)
- Sun Feb 16, 2025 11:50 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: c4c login issues
- Replies: 13
- Views: 48500
Re: c4c login issues
Also, password reset doesn't seem to send an email, or at least didn't when I was unable to log in but did provide the correct email address linked to my account.
- Sun Feb 16, 2025 11:40 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: c4c login issues
- Replies: 13
- Views: 48500
Re: c4c login issues
Thanks Ben and Gevin, I had followed the advice in this thread and also in George's apterous thread but it didn't help me. I never suspected my account had been deactivated, but just that it was affected by these wider login issues. I think I may have actually raised my first Board Administrator ...
- Sun Feb 16, 2025 8:08 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: c4c login issues
- Replies: 13
- Views: 48500
Re: c4c login issues
I finally got back in today! Been locked out for about 4 months even though I was using the correct username and password.
Does anyone read the Board Administrator messages?
Does anyone read the Board Administrator messages?
- Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Veganism Discussion
- Replies: 119
- Views: 48678
Re: Veganism Discussion
For any vegans reading this, do recent scientific findings such as plants "screaming" when they are cut or uprooted, and other signs of sentience in plants (I googled this and saw a number of scholarly and newspaper articles) hold any weight with you when compared to the pain and sentience of ...
- Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:35 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: c-index
- Replies: 14
- Views: 11696
Re: c-index
I don't understand this post!
I took it to mean that, as there are a few people called Adam who attend co-events, there is now some game called "adam vs octochamp" where you count the number of Adams and the number of octochamps at an event and see which number is higher.
That makes sense of ...
- Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:42 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: c-index
- Replies: 14
- Views: 11696
Re: c-index
I think 2 London, about 3 St Albans and about 3 Hangovers in North Hykeham. So my c-index is 2. About half of those were as observer rather than player.
you haven't been since adam vs octochamp (what will there be more of at a co event) was vaguely a thing. Admittedly you'd be useless whether ...
- Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:50 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: c-index
- Replies: 14
- Views: 11696
Re: c-index
I think 2 London, about 3 St Albans and about 3 Hangovers in North Hykeham. So my c-index is 2. About half of those were as observer rather than player.
- Tue Sep 03, 2024 6:52 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Didn't someone write a book on stuff and consciousness? I don't think it was Harari.
- Mon Sep 02, 2024 7:27 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
There are still people alive whose parents got married before 1900
Consider very remote places where they're virtually unaffected by even large-scale world events
In some such places it's even possible to have children out of wedlock so you might need to extend your criteria and roll back ...
- Wed Aug 07, 2024 6:39 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Mondegreens
- Replies: 130
- Views: 76697
Re: Mondegreens
I couldn't figure out the dance move my 4-year-old was doing to Black Lace's Superman until she explained she'd heard the instruction as "hit your eye" instead of "hitch a ride". 
- Wed Jul 31, 2024 8:14 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
- Replies: 124
- Views: 132483
Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
When you're driving at 28 or 29 mph and a digital display flashes up "30 Slow Down".
- Mon Jul 29, 2024 6:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 762
- Views: 897236
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
The Little Miss series of books is all about (Mr) men. The female characters are almost always defined by their role with respect to male ones in the book, normally a subservient or inferior role.
We actually realised this a few years ago but have now had this independently corroborated by a 4 year ...
We actually realised this a few years ago but have now had this independently corroborated by a 4 year ...
- Wed Jul 24, 2024 12:56 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1884
- Views: 2227736
Re: Ask Graeme?
Possibly an unanswerable question, but.... has anyone ever 'pencilled' a new word on Countdown (i.e. made the first declaration of that word, as a max winner) before it was pencilled on Apterous. After apterous had bedded in, of course
2000 so before Apterous but MYOGLOBIN is the one that ...
- Thu Jul 18, 2024 8:48 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: 2024 UK General Election Thread
- Replies: 136
- Views: 110354
Re: 2024 UK General Election Thread
That's still one very messy hung Parliament. [...] A Labour/Green/SNP/PC coalition gives 291, whilst a Conservative/Reform coalition gives 249. The Lib Dems would have to jump in with that incredibly busy coalition on the Left, giving that bloc 367 seats and a majority of 84 (with a 326 ...
- Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:19 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: 2024 UK General Election Thread
- Replies: 136
- Views: 110354
Re: 2024 UK General Election Thread
That's still one very messy hung Parliament. [...] A Labour/Green/SNP/PC coalition gives 291, whilst a Conservative/Reform coalition gives 249. The Lib Dems would have to jump in with that incredibly busy coalition on the Left, giving that bloc 367 seats and a majority of 84 (with a 326 threshold ...
- Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:02 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown adjudication dictionary
- Replies: 141
- Views: 106712
Re: Countdown adjudication dictionary
This is the really interesting bit for me - a player capable of hitting 154+ is now much, much less likely to encounter a max high enough to break the record during their octorun. Plus the players who are of a high enough level to get near a max game have a lot of unlearning to do
As someone ...
- Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:13 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Think about kids. They learn words first, then how to string them together with grammar by usage. Know the vocab, then go far Grammar.
Not quite - if I recall correctly from my studies, the grammar comes pretty early on around the babbling and single word stage. By the time the child has enough ...
- Wed May 15, 2024 6:55 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Best ever contestants
- Replies: 562
- Views: 784628
Re: Best ever contestants
Admittedly I haven't seen the last 10 series or so, but the best performing contestant for me is Conor Travers. My favourites were ones who resonated with me as most of my viewing time was while I was primary school age, namely Tanmay Dixit and Kai Laddiman.
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:30 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 762
- Views: 897236
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
The lyrics to Chain Reaction are proper filthy!
- Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:06 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: OED vs ODP: what’s the difference?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 10214
Re: OED vs ODP: what’s the difference?
I guess drawing the line over what is a used word and what isn't is what I'm finding a bit weird. And classifying current usage.
There's a thing called the Oxford Corpus which is basically a big list of words and how many times they appear. It is heavily biased towards traditional print media ...
- Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:00 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: The 1% Club
- Replies: 118
- Views: 195868
Re: The 1% Club
Hem and Hex alongside Hen in that caseCallum Todd wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 1:31 pm Regional accents probably changed the answer for that one too. For example I would consider OUR and HEN to be valid answers in my dialect but not in Queen's (King's?) English
- Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:27 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football Thread
- Replies: 1314
- Views: 870554
Re: The C4C Football Thread
I'm sure the British press will be all over this, particularly if the Mendy case goes to trial and he is convicted
They are decidedly not all over this. The coverage of Ronaldo's return and re-debut today has been nauseating. There is still an open civil case in the US, I wonder if Man ...
- Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
- Replies: 288
- Views: 312755
Re: Track and Field Athletics
And on the high jump / pole vault thing, surely nowadays they could have a system of laser beams or something to measure the height you reach, so each jump is properly measured, rather than having to get over each set height!
Aye, but you can't ask people to jump over nothing. The bar ...
- Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:02 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1884
- Views: 2227736
Re: Ask Graeme?
What is the most successful first name in countdown (if we say at least 3 people have to have been called this and do it by percentage of games won)
My money is on Tom/Thomas. Or maybe Mark.
My gut is it will be a more unusual name. Lets say there's been 2 random people called Innis pop ...
- Mon Feb 12, 2024 8:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
- Replies: 288
- Views: 312755
Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Horrible and shocking. Similar happened with Sammy Wanjiru in his prime.Thomas Carey wrote: Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:56 amThese are the kinds of celebrity deaths that get me the most. I struggle to really care when someone old dies, but he had so much ahead of himGavin Chipper wrote: Sun Feb 11, 2024 11:28 pm Kelvin Kiptum has died in a road accident. Shit. I mean, fucking hell.![]()
- Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:30 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Words with disappointing meanings....
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9488
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:51 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 929
- Views: 1074912
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who put the squash/Ribena/whatever in AFTER the water. what in god's name are you thinking
When at leisure, I put the squash in first and then the water, like a normal person. However, when there's a queue behind me at the office for the taps, I go mixologist style with the water and the ...
- Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:54 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Was Jeanne Calment a fraud?
- Replies: 73
- Views: 79285
Re: Was Jeanne Calment a fraud?
To be honest that was the main take-away from the article for me too.
- Sat Jan 13, 2024 8:25 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Worst word ever
- Replies: 9
- Views: 13796
Re: Worst word ever
Losingest
- Wed Jan 10, 2024 3:32 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: What’s the best three-word phrase formed from the conundrum answers on consecutive days?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 13754
Re: What’s the best three-word phrase formed from the conundrum answers on consecutive days?
Sounds like a veiled statement from the conundrum setter/s there! Loving this thread; this is my favourite set of three so far
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 4:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Proliferation of nose hair?Mark Deeks wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:55 pm What happens to old men that sees them become unable to shut their mouths properly?
- Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:54 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Strange things you used to believe as a child
- Replies: 32
- Views: 29237
Re: Strange things you used to believe as a child
That's how it's pronounced in our house.
I don't understand how else it would be pronounced, I assume the 'correct' makes it sound like "tight least".
Title-ist? I mean, I've not heard of it before this discussion.
Yes, one time I heard an advert during the golf coverage that ...
- Sat Dec 16, 2023 7:58 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Strange things you used to believe as a child
- Replies: 32
- Views: 29237
Re: Strange things you used to believe as a child
Watching golf on the TV I'd occasionally see players sporting the brand 'Tit-leist', which I parsed similarly (second half rhyming with 'heist').Johnny Canuck wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:38 pm I thought Microsoft had misspelt Tilting in the name of the font Perpetua Titling MT, or I was like "what the hell is a tit-ling"
- Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:04 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: What's the minimum time you have to be resident in the British Isles in order to qualify for Countdown?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 50272
Re: What's the minimum time you have to be resident in the British Isles in order to qualify for Countdown?
I think Adam G's comment was fair. But I appreciate people understanding where I was coming from.
My comment was directed more towards the stereotype of people who leave university, get a comfortable job and blindly follow a standard career path without stepping back and thinking about the ...
- Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:41 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: What's the minimum time you have to be resident in the British Isles in order to qualify for Countdown?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 50272
Re: What's the minimum time you have to be resident in the British Isles in order to qualify for Countdown?
Exactly. What I'm asking is, does it really have to come to that or not? If I know the minimum buffer time, I'd be able to determine.
If quitting were what I'd need to do then forget it. I'd be a pretty trash human being if I did that.
Why would quitting your job to do something you're ...
- Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 558
- Views: 926473
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
My sister, a guide leader, recently discovered that more than half of her group (many of whom are in secondary school) were completely incapable of reading an analogue clock, and in an activity that involved some basic maths (like, 12x4 level of basic), where they insisted phones were put away ...
- Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:09 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Is it better to fill a kettle with cold water or warm water? Why?
Well it's said that hot water freezes more quickly so maybe cold water boils faster.
But how are you warming the water? If it's from the hot tap it's probably not drinking water.
Only if its from a water tank rather than ...
- Thu Nov 16, 2023 10:56 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1849
- Views: 2635801
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Is it better to fill a kettle with cold water or warm water? Why?
- Sat Nov 04, 2023 11:01 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 762
- Views: 897236
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
1) "Outside in" is not the opposite of "inside out".
2) "Match of the Day" is (likely) a play on words based on "Catch of the Day".
2) "Match of the Day" is (likely) a play on words based on "Catch of the Day".
- Sun Oct 15, 2023 7:35 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Can you be pro-Palestinian without being anti-semetic?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 6998
Re: Can you be pro-Palestinian without being anti-semetic?
Also I re-read that post a few times before posting it as I feel more pressured to be word-perfect in case I imply something that I didn't intend. That's because I'm not a disinterested observer in this and I do worry about a backlash. I'm still not entirely happy with the post but I felt like I was ...
- Sun Oct 15, 2023 7:27 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Can you be pro-Palestinian without being anti-semetic?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 6998
Re: Can you be pro-Palestinian without being anti-semetic?
Yes. You can also be pro-Palestinian without being anti-Israel or anti-Zionist, and vice versa. It's very easy to sympathise with the other cause if you sympathise with one, as they are so similar. Both are peoples with a valid claim to the same land, who have been rejected and oppressed for many ...
- Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: What’s the most remarkable anagram you know of?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 10434
Re: What’s the most remarkable anagram you know of?
That Britney Spears one and ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE are the two more oft-cited that came to mind for me.