Rats

[Andy Wilson]

Anyone ever had a rat problem in their house? I have and I'm quite freaked out about it. Plaes Haelp.

[Lesley Hines]

Sorry bud. Poison's probably your safest bet. My in-laws had one cos of the location of their house and all manner of humane traps / electronic traps / etc. did no good. Check around the outside of your house too to see where they're coming in and seal it up (don't forget the bastards can climb walls).

[Mark James]

Get a cat.

[Gavin Chipper]

Then he'd have a cat problem.

[Ian Volante]

Aye but only cos Seamus used to like peeing on whoever's shoulder he was sat on.

[Marc Meakin]

Damn, i thought this thread was about the great Russian footballer of the eighties.