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Hi everyone,
What great things, funny or just good, have made you go "YAY!" ?
Let me start you off... I found out that I have got into Skipton Girls' High School today. YAY!
Soph

Lawro said, rather than wrote:Be cruel on a team to lose this now

About 20 seconds later...

Guy Mowbray also said, rather than wrote:MARTINS!

YAY!

Soph K wrote:Hi everyone,
What great things, funny or just good, have made you go "YAY!" ?
Let me start you off... I found out that I have got into Skipton Girls' High School today. YAY!
Soph

Nice one! Great fun all that high school lark. Might have been useful if I'd done some more work at the time, but by god I had a great laugh

Soph K wrote: I have got into Skipton Girls' High School today. YAY!

Yeah, that'd probably do it for me too tbh

Jon Corby wrote:

Soph K wrote: I have got into Skipton Girls' High School today. YAY!

Yeah, that'd probably do it for me too tbh

I lolled.

Listening to my favourite song evah.

Andy Wilson wrote:You are a turd.

You are talking to yourself.

Thomas Carey wrote:

Andy Wilson wrote:You are a turd.

You are talking to yourself.

Oh, he's deleted his comment. What a turd.

The smell of chlorine, petrol, curry.

greasy spoon sausage sandwiches.

my parents.

Jon O'Neill wrote:The smell of chlorine, petrol, curry.

greasy spoon sausage sandwiches.

my parents.

Chlorine? That smells awful. I used to work in a swimming pool and got so used to the smell I can't really smell it any more. Although by that I mean chlorine that's already in the water. The actual chlorine by itself is almost toxic. If you ever had to scoop some out of a tub and actually put it in the pool you wouldn't enjoy the smell.

Doing a clean poo - one wipe and you're done.

Phil Reynolds wrote:Doing a clean poo - one wipe and you're done.

Nice(!) Really wanted to know that one, Phil!

Hiya
Like a bit of a laugh?
Any really funny things or stories or dreams or anything? Post here! They can be Countdown-related, but they don't have to.
Read, write, and laugh so much that your ribs ache!
Soph

Just to start you off, I'll give you a bit of a lame one...
One of my friends needed to go to the dentist so they were needing to leave school early. My teacher said to them, "Right then, are you going to pop down now?" My friend literally crouched down on the floor! Well well well! *Teacher: "Oh, right, then. Seems like you don't want to go to the dentist and you are hiding behind your chair? Well, I've found you! Peekaboo!"* Friend: "Oh! Sorry, er, hehe! Um..."

*In between these asterisks, I just made it up - the teacher basically just said, "No, I meant go down to the office to wait for your mum!"

Gevincountdown, anyone?

Soph K wrote:Just to start you off, I'll give you a bit of a lame one...

interestingly, these were the exact words that ended my promising career as a prostitute

Sophie, hilarious and random things make me go yay so I've merged these threads to keep it all in one place.

Jon O'Neill wrote:Sophie, hilarious and random things make me go yay so I've merged these threads to keep it all in one place.

ok. good idea i suppose.

moving to Margate
Meeting a long legged redhead, you have known for 6 months, on a date in Kent (yes the 2 statements are intrinsincly linked)
Getting my old job back (yeah dream on)