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Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:28 pm
by Matt Morrison
I'm just watching
the BBC's live coverage of England's final warm-up match against Platinum Stars, and, particularly evident without any audio commentary, I've been instantly reminded of how fucking annoying I found the constant
vuvuzela-blowing in last year's Confederations Cup.
Your opinions please.
Vuvuzelas: invalid in both Countdown and my head.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:34 pm
by Charlie Reams
Matt Morrison wrote:
Vuvuzelas: invalid in Countdown
Not for long perhaps
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:35 pm
by Matt Morrison
Charlie Reams wrote:Matt Morrison wrote:
Vuvuzelas: invalid in Countdown
Not for long perhaps
Decent pencil.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:37 pm
by Charlie Reams
Matt Morrison wrote:Charlie Reams wrote:Matt Morrison wrote:
Vuvuzelas: invalid in Countdown
Not for long perhaps
Decent pencil.
Thanks, but it's not that long either unfortunately.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:03 pm
by Marc Meakin
Horrible noise, and that is in a half empty stadium.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:09 pm
by Andy Wilson
Yeah, it was a bit head wrecking in the confederations cup. Must be awful when you're in the stadium. That's why they have a rape epidemic over there, cos they've all got the horn...
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:21 pm
by Marc Meakin
Andy Wilson wrote:Yeah, it was a bit head wrecking in the confederations cup. Must be awful when you're in the stadium. That's why they have a rape epidemic over there, cos they've all got the horn...
Insert picture of tumbleweed here.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:29 pm
by Charlie Reams
Marc Meakin wrote:Andy Wilson wrote:Yeah, it was a bit head wrecking in the confederations cup. Must be awful when you're in the stadium. That's why they have a rape epidemic over there, cos they've all got the horn...
Insert picture of tumbleweed here.
I don't think that's a tradition you want to start.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:24 pm
by Lesley Hines
Can we please have an option for creating silent ones, cos they sound awful but that's a truly fantastic word.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:08 pm
by Ian Volante
It'll be something that identifies the tournament in posterity, like the wave in '86, or Falcao's veins in '82.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:19 pm
by Matthew Green
I think they could actually ruin the whole tournament. Its an appalling noise. I had to stop watching those conf.cup games last summer and couldnt watch that England match before. Really bad move letting this shitbox country try and run a world cup, I guarantee at least 10 dead supporters.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:35 pm
by Ian Volante
Matthew Green wrote:I think they could actually ruin the whole tournament. Its an appalling noise. I had to stop watching those conf.cup games last summer and couldnt watch that England match before. Really bad move letting this shitbox country try and run a world cup, I guarantee at least 10 dead supporters.
More if England get through the group stages.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:09 am
by Lesley Hines
Ian Volante wrote:Matthew Green wrote:I think they could actually ruin the whole tournament. Its an appalling noise. I had to stop watching those conf.cup games last summer and couldnt watch that England match before. Really bad move letting this shitbox country try and run a world cup, I guarantee at least 10 dead supporters.
More if England get through the group stages.
Jealousy will get you nowhere!
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:44 am
by Ian Volante
Lesley Hines wrote:Ian Volante wrote:Matthew Green wrote:I think they could actually ruin the whole tournament. Its an appalling noise. I had to stop watching those conf.cup games last summer and couldnt watch that England match before. Really bad move letting this shitbox country try and run a world cup, I guarantee at least 10 dead supporters.
More if England get through the group stages.
Jealousy will get you nowhere!
Don't you know we're all English in this city?
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:53 pm
by Kirk Bevins
I hate football and I had to endure 90 minutes of England the other day. What fucking annoyed me more was the constant horn blowing. Someone had to tell me what they were but there's no need for it.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:57 pm
by Jon Corby
I like. Or, at the very least, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:58 pm
by James Robinson
Kirk Bevins wrote:I hate football
Clearly, you haven't even changed your avatar to the Brazil flag for the Apterous World Cup
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:06 pm
by Marc Meakin
James Robinson wrote:Kirk Bevins wrote:I hate football
Clearly, you haven't even changed your avatar to the Brazil flag for the Apterous World Cup
On the basis of that I am surprised he even entered.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:10 pm
by Kirk Bevins
James Robinson wrote:
Clearly, you haven't even changed your avatar to the Brazil flag for the Apterous World Cup
Ha, I'm not even sure I'd know how to do it. I don't hate country's flags, James, I hate football. I don't want to watch people running around passing a ball and then having a shot on target and missing by miles. How much do they get paid? You don't get the best darter in the world going for double 8 and missing by 2 foot do you. Ridiculous.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:13 pm
by Charlie Reams
Kirk Bevins wrote:You don't get the best darter in the world going for double 8 and missing by 2 foot do you. Ridiculous.
Utter A-lol. Love you.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:16 pm
by Marc Meakin
Kirk Bevins wrote:James Robinson wrote:
Clearly, you haven't even changed your avatar to the Brazil flag for the Apterous World Cup
Ha, I'm not even sure I'd know how to do it. I don't hate country's flags, James, I hate football. I don't want to watch people running around passing a ball and then having a shot on target and missing by miles. How much do they get paid? You don't get the best darter in the world going for double 8 and missing by 2 foot do you. Ridiculous.
If it hits the wire and bounces out it could be over 6 foot from the target.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:18 pm
by Marc Meakin
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:26 pm
by James Doohan
FIFA branded vuvuzelas are on sale in South Africa so this talk of a ban was total bullshit
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:52 pm
by James Robinson
Kirk Bevins wrote:James Robinson wrote:
Clearly, you haven't even changed your avatar to the Brazil flag for the Apterous World Cup
Ha, I'm not even sure I'd know how to do it.
How did you get your face as your avatar in the first place then
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:55 pm
by Jon Corby
Charlie Reams wrote:Kirk Bevins wrote:You don't get the best darter in the world going for double 8 and missing by 2 foot do you. Ridiculous.
Utter A-lol. Love you.
Or, like, I bet Beevers doesn't go to lay a word in Scrabble, and places the tiles on his shoes instead.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:10 pm
by David O'Donnell
I think they sound like some beautiful demented honey bee.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:21 pm
by Davy Affleck
They are annoying but not as much as James Corden. At least you can switch him off.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:53 pm
by Liam Tiernan
Kirk Bevins wrote: You don't get the best darter in the world going for double 8 and missing by 2 foot do you. Ridiculous.
I'd like to see Phil Taylor try that shot with van Barneveld bearing down on him at full speed. See how close he gets then.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:20 pm
by Howard Somerset
Ian Volante wrote:It'll be something that identifies the tournament in posterity, like the wave in '86
I hope it's not like the wave in '86, cos the wave spread to other places.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:08 pm
by Gavin Chipper
The horn - it sounds like a horn - it sounds like a horn - it sounds like a horn - it sounds like a hornet. Sorry, I couldn't quite get my words out.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:10 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Liam Tiernan wrote:
I'd like to see Phil Taylor try that shot with van Barneveld bearing down on him at full speed. See how close he gets then.
The idea is that Phil is pressured as Barneveld is sat on 32 for the match. There are nerves and he is under great pressure to be accurate. The precision in darts is immense, however they can still manage it. How can people who get paid millions not shoot towards the target properly when they've practised so much. I'm sure they've practised being under attack/pressured - they should know how to cope with it. It's ridiculous.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:12 pm
by Kirk Bevins
James Robinson wrote:
How did you get your face as your avatar in the first place then
I sent it to Charlie or Charlie just put it on there - I can't remember which.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:45 pm
by Liam Tiernan
Kirk Bevins wrote:Liam Tiernan wrote:
I'd like to see Phil Taylor try that shot with van Barneveld bearing down on him at full speed. See how close he gets then.
The idea is that Phil is pressured as Barneveld is sat on 32 for the match. There are nerves and he is under great pressure to be accurate. The precision in darts is immense, however they can still manage it. How can people who get paid millions not shoot towards the target properly when they've practised so much. I'm sure they've practised being under attack/pressured - they should know how to cope with it. It's ridiculous.
Yes, and players do sometimes miss under those circumstances, even with three darts at a double. Pretty much the darts equivalent of missing an open goal, wouldn't you say?
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:04 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Liam Tiernan wrote:
Yes, and players do sometimes miss under those circumstances, even with three darts at a double. Pretty much the darts equivalent of missing an open goal, wouldn't you say?
Not really. If you're a pro you should score a goal into an open goal 99 times out of 100. You wouldn't expect to hit a double 99 times out of 100 - in fact a good percentage on doubles is around 30%.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:27 pm
by Liam Tiernan
Kirk Bevins wrote:Liam Tiernan wrote:
Yes, and players do sometimes miss under those circumstances, even with three darts at a double. Pretty much the darts equivalent of missing an open goal, wouldn't you say?
Not really. If you're a pro you should score a goal into an open goal 99 times out of 100. You wouldn't expect to hit a double 99 times out of 100 - in fact a good percentage on doubles is around 30%.
So for a pro, having 4 darts at a double should be converted 99 times out of a hundred? I haven't watched darts much, but my impression would be that percentage is a little high. (I'm assuming the 30% figure is per dart, not per 3 darts) I've seen pro matches where a player has SIX darts to close out a game and fails to do so. Ridiculous!
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:35 pm
by Paul Howe
Liam Tiernan wrote:
So for a pro, having 4 darts at a double should be converted 99 times out of a hundred?
76 times out of a hundred.
And Kirk, it's more like Taylor trying to hit the target while running in from an angle, with Barney simultaneously giving him a nipple cripple.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:02 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People always go on about how the England football team have underperformed over the years, but the reason is obvious - all the best people go into darts. Other countries don't have such a darts scene so have better footballers.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:15 pm
by Jon Corby
Paul Howe wrote:Liam Tiernan wrote:
So for a pro, having 4 darts at a double should be converted 99 times out of a hundred?
76 times out of a hundred.
And Kirk, it's more like Taylor trying to hit the target while running in from an angle, with Barney simultaneously giving him a nipple cripple.
And the dart is also moving when he tries to aim it. And somebody's trying to block the dartboard.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:02 pm
by Ryan Taylor
Gavin Chipper wrote:People always go on about how the England football team have underperformed over the years, but the reason is obvious - all the best people go into darts. Other countries don't have such a darts scene so have better footballers.
This is why the Netherlands have never won the World Cup.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:09 am
by Lesley Hines
Gavin Chipper wrote:People always go on about how the England football team have underperformed over the years, but the reason is obvious - all the best people go into darts. Other countries don't have such a darts scene so have better footballers.
That's right - this man
should be a footballer.
Or maybe it's just horses for courses?
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:35 am
by Kirk Bevins
What the fuck? You will have practised shooting at a target when there are men running towards you. In darts you haven't practised being nipple crippled by Barney.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:08 am
by Jon O'Neill
Darts is easier than football.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:24 am
by Marc Meakin
Football is a sport.
Darts is a game.
End of.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:52 am
by Kirk Bevins
Marc Meakin wrote:Football is a sport.
Darts is a game.
End of.
Whatever Meakin.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:05 pm
by Marc Meakin
Kirk Bevins wrote:Marc Meakin wrote:Football is a sport.
Darts is a game.
End of.
Whatever Meakin.
It takes WUM to know WUM.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:19 pm
by Andy Wilson
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:05 pm
by Liam Tiernan
Kirk Bevins wrote:What the fuck? You will have practised shooting at a target when there are men running towards you. In darts you haven't practised being nipple crippled by Barney.
Pity. Might have made it interesting.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:24 pm
by Gavin Chipper
More people go into football so the top players are probably "better" in some sort of statistical sense. That's an easier way of looking at it than trying to work out whether it's easier to hit a double in darts or nutmeg Damon Hill in football.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:41 pm
by Andy Wilson
Back on topic... I noticed there a big surge in the noise as Forlan stood over the ball to take a free just outside the box against the home nation. So it's officially disrespectful.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:53 pm
by Michael Wallace
Andy Wilson wrote:Back on topic... I noticed there a big surge in the noise as Forlan stood over the ball to take a free just outside the box against the home nation. So it's officially disrespectful.
So like going "wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah!" when someone takes a free kick?
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:55 pm
by Lesley Hines
What's the difference between a vuvuzela and a woman?
One's an annoying noise in your ear for 90 minutes whilst the football's on, the other is a plastic trumpet!
Boom boom.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:39 am
by Andy Wilson
Hah, good one!
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:36 am
by Matt Morrison
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:44 pm
by Marc Meakin
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:56 pm
by Andy Wilson
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:02 pm
by Marc Meakin
Nice 1.
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:41 pm
by Michael Wallace
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:40 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Own a vuvuzela! Win one of 5000 from
the Sun
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:52 pm
by Charlie Reams
Kirk Bevins wrote:Own a vuvuzela! Win one of 5000 from
the Sun
You wouldn't see Barney blowing a vuvuzela, would you?
Re: Vuvuzela
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:50 pm
by Matt Morrison