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Who would win in a fight between Chris Eubank and Adolf Hitler?

Da JOOOZ?

I have read that Chris Eubank is a well known British boxer.

If I had to choose, I would guess Chris Eubank because he has more sense.

David is right. The Jews would win, ultimately, behind the scenes, but no-one would realise that they had won or that they were even competing.

Jason Larsen wrote:I have read that Chris Eubank is a well known British boxer.

If I had to choose, I would guess Chris Eubank because he has more sense.

What does sense have to do with fighting?

Adolf Hitler passed away decades ago, Richard.

Did he? Oh, my bad, how embarrassing, because I meant a literal modern-day contest between the two with Hitler at the age of 120. The question wasn't intended to be hypothetical at all.

Note: this is sarcasm.

Yes, that is better than you think, I'm well aware.

But, I knew it.

Really? But I thought yours was better than what you said I thought, in which case I am well aware that we are both presuming that it is known. Do you think it would be better if one did or both suggested awareness, creating a general balance between all of our moods?

Richard Brittain wrote:What does sense have to do with fighting?

Well if Hitler goes in fast and early then he might wear himself out. Eubank would be sensibly sitting back, absorbing the punches and then would go in for the kill in a later round.

Adolf Hitler has been dead for a long time.

Are you sure about that? Because I could've sworn I saw him in Tesco this afternoon.

He was buying frozen meat products, mainly, but also had a large tub of Vaseline and some condoms in his basket. I dread to think of what he had planned.

Richard Brittain wrote:creating a general balance between all of our moods?

Jason Larsen wrote:Adolf Hitler has been dead for a long time.

You mean the fight took place a long time ago and it was to the death?

Jim, you're kidding.

Jason Larsen wrote:Jim, you're kidding.

Jim you wag, everyone knows Uncle Adolf only shops in Boots.

We are people, Charlie.

Jason Larsen wrote:Jim, you're kidding.

No, I'm not, Jason. I wouldn't joke around about something like this.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Jason Larsen wrote:Jim, you're kidding.

Jim you wag, everyone knows Uncle Adolf only shops in Boots.

He was in boots. They were made of patent leather and had four inch heels, with shiny buckles on the sides.

Jim, you are funny!

That scary man with the funny moustache and the gun looks scary...