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It's time for an obligatory spam topic. The game is to answer the previous-but-one question and ask a new one (this is the game sometimes called Viaduct). So...

1. What is your favourite mammal?

2. What is your favourite accompaniment to chips?

1.Dog

3.Name a Greek letter of the alphabet.

2. Dog

4. A train leaves new york for boston five minutes later another train leaves boston for new york at double the speed which train will be closer to new york when they encounter?

3. Epsilon (clearly watch too much Only Connect)

5. Which football team would you rather support? - Huddersfield Town OR Leeds United

4. Both the same distance away - so either.

6. If you had to choose to have 1 disease, what would it be?

5. I don't give a shit. Leeds.

7. How much debt are you in? If you are owed money, subtract this from your total. If you are in credit, give your answer in negative figures.

6. Elephantitis of the penis.

8. Would you accept a payment of £10m in exchange for never being able to satisfy sexual desire (but feeling it very strongly) ever again?

7. Roughly 6 grand so far and climbing. Not bad to say I'm in my 3rd year at uni!

9. What's the silliest name you and another person both share for something?

8. At my age? Yes please!

10. If you could exchange bodies with any other member of this forum, who would you choose?

9. A score of 26 in darts me and friends call a 'whore'. ("It's not particularly silly" - Monty Python)

11. How did Rachel's sore throat affect your enjoyment of watching 'Countdown' on Wednesday 21 April 2010?

10. Damian Eadie, then you get to produce Countdown. Result (I'm not sure he'd like to exchange with me though.)

12. What is your favourite dessert

11. It affected me so much I didn't watch it (it may or may not be the case that I wouldn't have watched it anyway, but WE JUST DON'T KNOW).

13. What is the best number?

12. The Sahara.

14. How high is a Chinese man?

12. Sahara

14. Do I need to get my eyes tested?

Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.

14. How high is a Chinese man?

That's uncanny.

13. V-RX Ultimate Delay cream

15. What's the capital of Botswana.

Marc Meakin wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.

14. How high is a Chinese man?

That's uncanny.

14. yes

16. Man U or Chelsea for the premiership?

15. B

17. Which forumite would you most like to spend a bright, sunny afternoon with?

16. Blackburn (ok, Chelsea)

18. Raccoons or red pandas?

17. James Robinson

19. Are you a virgin?



Sorry that was meant to be one question ...............

Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.

Marc Meakin wrote:12. Sahara

I said deSSert, not deSert, you numpties.

18. Raccoons

20. Corrie or EastEnders

James Robinson wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.

Marc Meakin wrote:12. Sahara

I said deSSert, not deSert, you numpties.

(psst - I think that was the joke)

19. I'm a sexual unit.

21. Are you a sexual unit?

Michael Wallace wrote:

James Robinson wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:12. The Sahara.

Marc Meakin wrote:12. Sahara

I said deSSert, not deSert, you numpties.

(psst - I think that was the joke)

I thought so, but I would still like to know what their proper answers were though.

Wasp porridge.

James Robinson wrote: I thought so, but I would still like to know what their proper answers were though.

It was a joke answer and I don't think you need a proper answer. I don't think Jon eats dog with chips, but it was funny. Although...

Ryan Taylor wrote:

James Robinson wrote: I thought so, but I would still like to know what their proper answers were though.

It was a joke answer and I don't think you need a proper answer. I don't think Jon eats dog with chips, but it was funny. Although...

Chow mane and chips?

Getting things back on track...

20. I've never watched an episode of either, so let's go with Eastenders since it's in laaaaaaaaaaandaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

22. Which is your favourite c4c smiley

21. What is a sexual unit?

23. From a facebook discussion...do you wipe your arse from back to front or front to back? Explain your answer and why the other option is bad.

22
24 Can you stand on your head and shit on your bottom lip?

23. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.

25. James Robinson?

Ben Hunter wrote:23. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.

Or taint (if you're a woman)

Marc Meakin wrote:

Ben Hunter wrote:23. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.

Or taint (if you're a woman)

Biffon Bridge (unisex; the bit what your balls biff on when you're having sex)

This thread is quite entertaining to read if you look at each post individually and assume that the poster is answering their own question. Some examples:

Marc Meakin
Q. Name a Greek letter of the alphabet.
A. Dog

Howard Somerset
Q. If you could exchange bodies with any other member of this forum, who would you choose?
A. At my age? Yes please!

James Robinson
Q. What is your favourite dessert?
A. Damian Eadie.

Marc Meakin
Q. Do I need to get my eyes tested?
A. Sahara

Ben Hunter
Q. What's the capital of Botswana.
A. V-RX Ultimate Delay cream

Marc Meakin
Q. Man U or Chelsea for the premiership?
A. yes

Dinos Sfyris
Q. Which forumite would you most like to spend a bright, sunny afternoon with?
A. B

Matt Morrison
Q. Are you a sexual unit?
A. I'm a sexual unit.

Marc Meakin
Q. Can you stand on your head and shit on your bottom lip?
A.

Ben Hunter
Q. James Robinson?
A. Front to back of course, otherwise you get a dirty bifkin.

Hahahaha!

24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/

26. How many pairs of underwear do you own?

Phil Reynolds wrote:This thread is quite entertaining to read if you look at each post individually and assume that the poster is answering their own question.

The way it's supposed to read is each answer with the previous question, e.g.

What is your favourite accompaniment to chips?
Dog.

But since people have numbered their answers (since I made the mistake of numbering my initial questions), the joke is a bit spoilt.

Jon O'Neill wrote:24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/

I remember first being sent that picture when I was 12 and my mum was in the room. You can imagine how grateful I was that the pubes had been blurred out.

Jon O'Neill wrote:Hahahaha!

24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/

put me off me Mars milkshake.

Marc Meakin wrote:

Jon O'Neill wrote:Hahahaha!

24. Yes. Watch me do it here: http://www.tubgirl.ca/

put me off me Mars milkshake.

You asked!

25. Why

27. Whats the difference between a duck?

26. About 30 but probably 10 'favourites'.

28. What's the best present you've ever received?

27. You're quackers.

29. Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Nick Clegg. S***, marry, kill. Which?

28. The watch I got last Christmas. There's no time like it. Meakin, Hazell, eat your heart out Err... profuse apologies for that one.

30. Rank in order of tastiness- Opal Fruits, Fruit Pastilles, Wine Gums, Skittles.

29. Kill, Kill, Undecided

31. Favourite breed of dog

30. Skittles, Opal Fruits, Fruit Pastilles, Wine Gums in order from tastiest to not-as-tasty although all 4 are awesome.

32. What is the average speed of ejaculation?

Ryan Taylor wrote:27. You're quackers.

29. Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Nick Clegg. Shag, marry, kill. Which?

Correct answer to 27 is 'One leg is both the same'

31. Jack Russell

33. Have you ever caught your bollocks in a rat trap?
(please no links)

32. WAY too fast in general!!!

34. Where is the weirdest place you've lost something? (Assuming you DID eventually find it)

Karen Pearson wrote:32. WAY too fast in general!!!

hahaha

33. Thankfully, NO

35. Jeff Stelling on Countdown OR Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday

Karen Pearson wrote:32. WAY too fast in general!!!

Ha...I assume you thought I meant from start to finish. I actually meant the speed it is released which is apparently 28mph. Or perhaps you knew I meant this and you still think it's too quick as it caught you by surprise once and hit you in the eye.

34. My virginity at choir practice.

36. McCains Micro Chips or Play Bark?

35. OR Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday

37. If, football has a referee and cricket has an umpire, what do you get in bowls?

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Karen Pearson wrote:32. WAY too fast in general!!!

Ha...I assume you thought I meant from start to finish. I actually meant the speed it is released which is apparently 28mph.

I knew what you meant but thought this interpretation was funnier (well, I'm sure all the girls agree with me anyway!).

Kirk Bevins wrote:Or perhaps you knew I meant this and you still think it's too quick as it caught you by surprise once and hit you in the eye.

That is just TOOO graphic!!

Karen Pearson wrote:
That is just TOOO graphic!!

But you wouldn't have been able to see it would you!!!

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Karen Pearson wrote:
That is just TOOO graphic!!

But you wouldn't have been able to see it would you!!!

Jizz bolt euph. A glob of ejaculate that leaves the hog's eye with enough force to put the television screen through.

36. Micro Chips

38. If you spunk me at 30, there's an 80% chance I'll...?

37. Sugar

39. Who's going to win series 62?