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Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:15 am
by Richard Brittain
I am looking to sell the complete Oxford English Dictionary.

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Leather bound and gold-trimmed, the 20 volumes are in near-perfect condition. These would normally cost £4,000, but I am willing to sell them for half that price: £2,000. PM me if you are interested.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:03 pm
by Ben Hunter
I'll practice at Apterous 24 hours a day and try win a series of Countdown, if this fails I'll get back to you.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:39 pm
by Charlie Reams
How much for the postage?

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:54 pm
by Richard Brittain
Personal delivery of the dictionaries to your doorstep is free of charge (included in the £2000) provided you live in England, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, France, or Germany.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:00 pm
by Charlie Reams
1) Sell all possessions.
2) Empty bank account.
3) ???
4) Profit (1 OED)

Seriously very tempted, RB. Gimme some time to figure it out.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:02 pm
by Richard Brittain
I'll help find you some more subscribers to Apterous.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:12 pm
by JackHurst
Charlie, for £1999 I will make a time machine and allow you to use it to go back in time and declare NAILER.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:59 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Charlie Reams wrote:1) Sell all possessions.
2) Empty bank account.
3) ???
4) Profit (1 OED)

Seriously very tempted, RB. Gimme some time to figure it out.
It won't make you a series champion.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:30 am
by Kirk Bevins
JackHurst wrote:Charlie, for £1999 I will make a time machine and allow you to use it to go back in time and declare NAILER.
This will make you a series champion though, Gavin ;)

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:52 pm
by Jason Larsen
Why would you do that, Richard?

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:29 pm
by Richard Brittain
Jason, because:

a) I have no need for the dictionaries. I've briefly paged through 2 of the 20 volumes. The other 18 remain untouched.
b) My bank account is £1,250 overdrawn.
c) The dictionaries are a rather cumbersome possession to have. I move to different places a lot, so they wind up stored in boxes in my parent's attic most of the time.

I think they're very fine decorative books and of enormous appeal to anyone interested in words, which is why they're worth so much, but overall I'd rather take the money.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:53 pm
by Ian Dent
I think what Jason wanted to know, was why would you sell them at such a discounted price when they are in near perfect condition?

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:08 pm
by Richard Brittain
No, he's much more idealistic than you Ian.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:12 pm
by Ian Dent
That is true.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:09 pm
by Jason Larsen
Richard, the Oxford English Dictionary is like a precious metal! It is history! You will never find anything like it in the world! British people are special in their own way. That's why I wouldn't do what you will do.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:23 pm
by Richard Brittain
Would you like to buy the dictionaries off me, Jason?

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:27 pm
by Jason Larsen
No, I was just giving you my opinion!

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:32 pm
by Richard Brittain
Alright. I understand what you're saying, Jason, but I just feel that the price is right.

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:44 pm
by Jason Larsen
Or, in your case, the price was wrong.

I love you, Brucie!

Re: Dictionaries for Sale

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:50 pm
by Richard Brittain
Well, there's no way I can come back from that.