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What are the questions for which you have always wondered the answers? They might be ones you can't find on the Internet, or you don't think a text service like AQA would be able to answer satisfactorily. I think we all have things we have wondered about for a long time.
Two of mine are:
What do ice cream men do for the other six months of the year?
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What number would the UK be if a list was compiled of the Top 20 windiest countries in the world?
Two of mine are:
What do ice cream men do for the other six months of the year?
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What number would the UK be if a list was compiled of the Top 20 windiest countries in the world?
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Those signs that say "You are here"... What do they say when I'm not?
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There's a well-known quote that says, "Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids." What I want to know is: if insanity is hereditary, does that mean heredity is insanitary?
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Not that high surely? I mean, we have our fair share of roman roads. I suppose we don't have the grid-like systems of the US, though.Derek Hazell wrote:What number would the UK be if a list was compiled of the Top 20 windiest countries in the world?
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How do people who need large font or braille editions of leaflets etc. know what number to call for them? Surely they can't see it?
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On a similar tack, a letter came with this week's subscription copy of Radio Times apologising for any delays caused by postal strikes, and offering the following advice: "If your copy does not arrive in time for Saturday listings, please purchase a copy locally and contact our Subscription Helpline on 0844 8267320. Your subscription will be extended by one week accordingly." I'm guessing they haven't been besieged with calls.Jeffrey Burgin wrote:How do people who need large font or braille editions of leaflets etc. know what number to call for them? Surely they can't see it?
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On the recent remake of King Kong, how did they get him back to America after they sedated him with the chloroform bottles?
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Up to what distance is the cheetah the fastest land animal, and what animal takes over, and what animal takes over from that and so on?
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This is the best question I've seen so far. At a certain point I believe humans can stake a good claim, because bipedalism is much more energy efficient over long distances. A human can run down pretty much any mammal over a long course. It might turn out that some other crazy animal, like an emu, is even better at that range, but I thought this might sate or stimulate your curiosity a bit.Gavin Chipper wrote:Up to what distance is the cheetah the fastest land animal, and what animal takes over, and what animal takes over from that and so on?
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Yeah, I'd heard that humans were pretty good over the long haul as well but then I've also thought that something like a horse can run reasonably long distances (like horse race length) much faster than any human so would probably barely wear themselves out at all if they just had the aim of keeping their nose in front of a human, but that might be completely wrong.Charlie Reams wrote:This is the best question I've seen so far. At a certain point I believe humans can stake a good claim, because bipedalism is much more energy efficient over long distances. A human can run down pretty much any mammal over a long course. It might turn out that some other crazy animal, like an emu, is even better at that range, but I thought this might sate or stimulate your curiosity a bit.Gavin Chipper wrote:Up to what distance is the cheetah the fastest land animal, and what animal takes over, and what animal takes over from that and so on?
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Reminds me of the Billy Connolly story about the wildlife cameraman and his sound recordist shooting a documentary in the African savannah. They're filming a pride of lions from several hundred yards upwind of the animals. Suddenly the wind changes direction - and through his long lens the cameraman sees one particularly ferocious looking lion sniff the air, get to its feet and start pacing menacingly in their direction, baring its teeth.Charlie Reams wrote:This is the best question I've seen so far. At a certain point I believe humans can stake a good claim, because bipedalism is much more energy efficient over long distances. A human can run down pretty much any mammal over a long course. It might turn out that some other crazy animal, like an emu, is even better at that range, but I thought this might sate or stimulate your curiosity a bit.Gavin Chipper wrote:Up to what distance is the cheetah the fastest land animal, and what animal takes over, and what animal takes over from that and so on?
"We ought to get out of here," says the cameraman. Getting no response, he glances down at his colleague - to see him pulling on a pair of running shoes. "You're crazy," he says. "If that lion decides to chase after us, you'll never outrun it, even with those shoes."
"I don't need to outrun the lion," says the sound guy. "I just need to outrun you."
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This is a famous anecdote from computer security (i.e. your Internet bank doesn't need to be secure, it just needs to not be the most insecure). I wonder if BC invented it himself? It wouldn't surprise me.Phil Reynolds wrote: Reminds me of the Billy Connolly story about the wildlife cameraman and his sound recordist shooting a documentary in the African savannah. They're filming a pride of lions from several hundred yards upwind of the animals. Suddenly the wind changes direction - and through his long lens the cameraman sees one particularly ferocious looking lion sniff the air, get to its feet and start pacing menacingly in their direction, baring its teeth.
"We ought to get out of here," says the cameraman. Getting no response, he glances down at his colleague - to see him pulling on a pair of running shoes. "You're crazy," he says. "If that lion decides to chase after us, you'll never outrun it, even with those shoes."
"I don't need to outrun the lion," says the sound guy. "I just need to outrun you."
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What would happen if they accelerated Robocop to the speed of light and made him collide head-on with Phil Makepeace running at full speed?
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Richard, why ask such a question? We should make peace, not war.Richard Brittain wrote:What would happen if they accelerated Robocop to the speed of light and made him collide head-on with Phil Makepeace running at full speed?
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Deadly serious this one.
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How do coiled cords manage to fuck themselves up, and is there any way to return them to normal? Every time I stick my headphones on it's pissing me off.
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How do coiled cords manage to fuck themselves up, and is there any way to return them to normal? Every time I stick my headphones on it's pissing me off.
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In a similar vein, why if you stuff your headphones in your pocket do they come out implausibly difficultly tangled?
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Ha, I've asked that before on a different forum, Jeffrey, it really annoys me too! You can't actually take a headphone cord and tangle it yourself so it's so difficult to unwind (without tying really tight knots, which isn't the same thing), but put it in your pocket for a few hours and somehow it just happens. Freaky.Jeffrey Burgin wrote:In a similar vein, why if you stuff your headphones in your pocket do they come out implausibly difficultly tangled?
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When Ron Atkinson called Marcel Desailly a 'thick lazy fucking nigger', why didn't Clive Tyledsly protest?
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I think a telephone cord gets twisted because you pick it up with your right hand, and then transfer to the left to have that one free, (other way for lefties) so that gives it a rotation the same way every time. If you let the handset dangle under its own weight from the cord the twists will unwind, provided you've not left it so long that the coiled parts are entangled.Matt Morrison wrote:Deadly serious this one.
How do coiled cords manage to fuck themselves up, and is there any way to return them to normal? Every time I stick my headphones on it's pissing me off.
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Mabey you're onto something here.Peter Mabey wrote:I think a telephone cord gets twisted because you pick it up with your right hand, and then transfer to the left to have that one free, (other way for lefties) so that gives it a rotation the same way every time. If you let the handset dangle under its own weight from the cord the twists will unwind, provided you've not left it so long that the coiled parts are entangled.Matt Morrison wrote:Deadly serious this one.
How do coiled cords manage to fuck themselves up, and is there any way to return them to normal? Every time I stick my headphones on it's pissing me off.
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Haha, great punnery. So yeah, am currently doing my best to try your method Peter, although as I said they are headphones rather than a telephone, so there's no passing from hand-to-hand that could have screwed the cord up, must just have been everyday wear and tear.Ben Hunter wrote:Mabey you're onto something here.Peter Mabey wrote:I think a telephone cord gets twisted because you pick it up with your right hand, and then transfer to the left to have that one free, (other way for lefties) so that gives it a rotation the same way every time. If you let the handset dangle under its own weight from the cord the twists will unwind, provided you've not left it so long that the coiled parts are entangled.Matt Morrison wrote:How do coiled cords manage to fuck themselves up, and is there any way to return them to normal? Every time I stick my headphones on it's pissing me off.
As you can see below, I hung my headphones on the light, and am letting the cord hang. At first I left the MP3 player attached but this weighted down the cord enough so that it just stretched (that being the point of a coiled cord in the first place) and dragged along the floor. So it's currently just hanging with its own weight, but it really doesn't seem to be doing anything at all. I'd be happy to try a weighted thing but I'll have to rethink it so that it doesn't hit the floor, and besides I'm a bit hesitant that the cord wouldn't re-coil itself properly. Hmm.
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Good choice in computer game magazine.Matt Morrison wrote:As you can see below...
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Whenever I started a new job it used to amaze me that my predecessor was able to work despite being unable to get his handset more than six inches away from his telephone. It only needs untwisting, but there's something counter-intuitive about which direction to go. So lay the handset on the desk and put it right coil by coil, starting at the phone end. Repeat as necessary after a couple of days when it's settled down. And don't let anyone see you do it. They are forming first impressions, and you're heading straight for the "How Autistic is He" category.
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Note the subscribers-only cover.Michael Wallace wrote:Good choice in computer game magazine.Matt Morrison wrote:As you can see below...
Also, that sex-toy-looking thing is a blower for cleaning my lens (and that's not a euphemism).
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Totally. We only got around to subscribing about a year ago - we'd been putting it off until we were happy with the free t-shirts they were offering (we ended up with non pro omnibus est and the space invaders attacking Westminster ones).Matt Morrison wrote:Note the subscribers-only cover.
Not entirely sure why i felt the need to share these details of my wardrobe, but there you go.
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When I subscribed to Edge a while ago I got the red t-shirt with a big Chinese symbol on it. I wish I'd gone for the Marble Madness one though ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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I missed out on those ones, I was toing-and-froing about subscribing still at that point. Nice to back into it - used to read about 6 years ago and then only rediscovered about a year back. But yeah, I must have subscribed a couple of months after you I guess, I got the next couple - dark blue with the E logo made up from various consoles and controllers, and then a bear sat in an armchair playing a game in front of a telly.Michael Wallace wrote:Totally. We only got around to subscribing about a year ago - we'd been putting it off until we were happy with the free t-shirts they were offering (we ended up with non pro omnibus est and the space invaders attacking Westminster ones).Matt Morrison wrote:Note the subscribers-only cover.
Not entirely sure why i felt the need to share these details of my wardrobe, but there you go.
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Did you see my letter a couple of months back? I was trying to win a DS, didn't quite manage it though ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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Issue number me. I guess I rarely pay attention to the names but I can guarantee I read it, for sure.Michael Wallace wrote:Did you see my letter a couple of months back? I was trying to win a DS, didn't quite manage it though
That does make me chuckle a bit though, I quite often read letters thinking "ha! I bet that person thought they were guaranteed the DS!" - they are rarely awarded to the one I'd expect, I don't know if that's quite deliberate or not.
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Right then. I'm tempted to say Peter's idea of letting it hang was an awful idea. I re-jigged it and popped the mp3 player back on the end to weigh it down, the rejigging meaning it wasn't touching the floor so could work itself out. Was not happening, and after a few minutes of me panicking that the cord would be ruined forever, all loose like a slut, I had a go at David's suggestion of simply uncoiling it by hand.
About three methods down the line, I managed to work it out (literally), very strange feeling, feels like you're just twisting it but then you let go and it zips back into place, beautiful. As you can see from the pictures below, the top kink is still out of shape. This may or may not be because I worked them up the cord rather than down. Not sure. Pretty pleased overall though, so will leave it at that for now.
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About three methods down the line, I managed to work it out (literally), very strange feeling, feels like you're just twisting it but then you let go and it zips back into place, beautiful. As you can see from the pictures below, the top kink is still out of shape. This may or may not be because I worked them up the cord rather than down. Not sure. Pretty pleased overall though, so will leave it at that for now.
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Erm, I'd have to go Under The Bed to find it, but it was the one where the subscriber cover was a bright pink No More Heroes one (I think), and the non-subscriber was a load of consoles.Matt Morrison wrote:Issue number me. I guess I rarely pay attention to the names but I can guarantee I read it, for sure.Michael Wallace wrote:Did you see my letter a couple of months back? I was trying to win a DS, didn't quite manage it though
That does make me chuckle a bit though, I quite often read letters thinking "ha! I bet that person thought they were guaranteed the DS!" - they are rarely awarded to the one I'd expect, I don't know if that's quite deliberate or not.
I'm actually making a semi-serious point in the letter, but it was primarily an attempt to blag a free DS. I bet they didn't let me have it because I'm a gayer. Racists.
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Well ahead of you. Was just scanning it for those interested. Will post in a new thread in a moment TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS. It's here.Michael Wallace wrote:Erm, I'd have to go Under The Bed to find it, but it was the one where the subscriber cover was a bright pink No More Heroes one (I think), and the non-subscriber was a load of consoles.Matt Morrison wrote:Issue number me. I guess I rarely pay attention to the names but I can guarantee I read it, for sure.Michael Wallace wrote:Did you see my letter a couple of months back? I was trying to win a DS, didn't quite manage it though
That does make me chuckle a bit though, I quite often read letters thinking "ha! I bet that person thought they were guaranteed the DS!" - they are rarely awarded to the one I'd expect, I don't know if that's quite deliberate or not.
I'm actually making a semi-serious point in the letter, but it was primarily an attempt to blag a free DS. I bet they didn't let me have it because I'm a gayer. Racists.
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I don't drink tea because it tastes disgusting. But those that do seem to think that the water has to be boiling, rather than just hot, before you make make your cup of tea. So my question is - isn't it a bit of a fucking coincidence that water happens to boil at the right temperature to make tea possible?
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Not really. In my experience, the hotter the better for making tea. Boiling just happens to be as hot as one can normally get.Gavin Chipper wrote:I don't drink tea because it tastes disgusting. But those that do seem to think that the water has to be boiling, rather than just hot, before you make make your cup of tea. So my question is - isn't it a bit of a fucking coincidence that water happens to boil at the right temperature to make tea possible?
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So tea would be even "better" if water boiled at a higher temperature?Rosemary Roberts wrote:Not really. In my experience, the hotter the better for making tea. Boiling just happens to be as hot as one can normally get.Gavin Chipper wrote:I don't drink tea because it tastes disgusting. But those that do seem to think that the water has to be boiling, rather than just hot, before you make make your cup of tea. So my question is - isn't it a bit of a fucking coincidence that water happens to boil at the right temperature to make tea possible?
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Eh? The reason why the water has to be at a rolling boil when poured onto the tea leaves is to do with oxygenation, not temperature.Gavin Chipper wrote:I don't drink tea because it tastes disgusting. But those that do seem to think that the water has to be boiling, rather than just hot, before you make make your cup of tea. So my question is - isn't it a bit of a fucking coincidence that water happens to boil at the right temperature to make tea possible?
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Which is entirely possible, if for example you make your tea below sea level. So yes, I think Rosemary is right.Gavin Chipper wrote:So tea would be even "better" if water boiled at a higher temperature?
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But it's to do with oxygenation, not temperature! Don't you know anything?Charlie Reams wrote:Which is entirely possible, if for example you make your tea below sea level. So yes, I think Rosemary is right.Gavin Chipper wrote:So tea would be even "better" if water boiled at a higher temperature?
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If the aim is to get all the dissolved oxygen out of the water before it goes on the tea leaves then getting the water hotter than boiling should drive even more of it out. But why, then, does it ruin the tea to use water that has already gone off the boil? And it does - it's rubbiish.Gavin Chipper wrote:But it's to do with oxygenation, not temperature! Don't you know anything?Charlie Reams wrote:Which is entirely possible, if for example you make your tea below sea level. So yes, I think Rosemary is right.Gavin Chipper wrote:So tea would be even "better" if water boiled at a higher temperature?
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No - the aim is for the dissolved oxygen to be released as (not before) the water makes contact with the leaves. The oxygen then reacts with minerals in the tea to create a much more appealing flavour than tea made with water that is not boiling. Likewise, water that has boiled and been allowed to stand has lost most of its dissolved oxygen, and makes disappointing tea even if reboiled.Rosemary Roberts wrote:If the aim is to get all the dissolved oxygen out of the water before it goes on the tea leaves then getting the water hotter than boiling should drive even more of it out. But why, then, does it ruin the tea to use water that has already gone off the boil? And it does - it's rubbiish.
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Now, if you could just translate that into all the major languages of the world....maybe get it printed in phrase books.Phil Reynolds wrote:No - the aim is for the dissolved oxygen to be released as (not before) the water makes contact with the leaves. The oxygen then reacts with minerals in the tea to create a much more appealing flavour than tea made with water that is not boiling. Likewise, water that has boiled and been allowed to stand has lost most of its dissolved oxygen, and makes disappointing tea even if reboiled.Rosemary Roberts wrote:If the aim is to get all the dissolved oxygen out of the water before it goes on the tea leaves then getting the water hotter than boiling should drive even more of it out. But why, then, does it ruin the tea to use water that has already gone off the boil? And it does - it's rubbiish.
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Starting with American English.Sue Sanders wrote:Now, if you could just translate that into all the major languages of the world....maybe get it printed in phrase books.Phil Reynolds wrote:the aim is for the dissolved oxygen to be released as (not before) the water makes contact with the leaves. The oxygen then reacts with minerals in the tea to create a much more appealing flavour than tea made with water that is not boiling. Likewise, water that has boiled and been allowed to stand has lost most of its dissolved oxygen, and makes disappointing tea even if reboiled.
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Anne Widdecombe's does, usually several times per sentence.Kai Laddiman wrote:Do cows' voices break?
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You really don't like fat women who aren't getting any cock, do you, Phil?Phil Reynolds wrote:Anne Widdecombe's does, usually several times per sentence.Kai Laddiman wrote:Do cows' voices break?
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Seeing this thread again makes me realise - Jono's post alluding to feeling girls up has gone by without any reaction - but Gavin's boiling water for tea thread has been heartily embraced. ![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
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Some of my best friends etc etc.Sue Sanders wrote:You really don't like fat women who aren't getting any cock, do you, Phil?
I don't like Anne Widdecombe because she's a nasty, small-minded bigot, pure and simple. The fact that she's also fat, ugly and has an annoying voice... well, those are the kinds of things that you overlook (or even relish) in people you like, but which reinforce your dislike of people you hate anyway. Strange (and unfair) but there it is.
(Hope that made sense, I'm on my third glass of wine and haven't eaten yet.)
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Cows are female, so no.Kai Laddiman wrote:Do cows' voices break?
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Yeah but it would taste all salty.Charlie Reams wrote:Which is entirely possible, if for example you make your tea below sea level. So yes, I think Rosemary is right.Gavin Chipper wrote:So tea would be even "better" if water boiled at a higher temperature?
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Next week's lottery numbers please, Chris. And, am I ever going to find true love?
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Sue Sanders wrote:Next week's lottery numbers please, Chris. And, am I ever going to find true love?
Am I dumped already, Sue?
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Chris, is Kirk dumped already?Kirk Bevins wrote:Sue Sanders wrote:Next week's lottery numbers please, Chris. And, am I ever going to find true love?
Am I dumped already, Sue?
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Kirk should be dumped if he has used the "I would like two from the top and one from the bottom" line on you, and if so, join the Swinging Heaven website where true love flows in abundance.
For lottery numbers see separate thread about Derren Brown but I would go for 43 and five others which I don't wish to reveal as it is better to have four million quid all to oneself![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Kirk should be dumped if he has used the "I would like two from the top and one from the bottom" line on you, and if so, join the Swinging Heaven website where true love flows in abundance.
For lottery numbers see separate thread about Derren Brown but I would go for 43 and five others which I don't wish to reveal as it is better to have four million quid all to oneself
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Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Surely that's better than "I would like two from the top and two from the bottom"?Chris Corby wrote:Kirk should be dumped if he has used the "I would like two from the top and one from the bottom" line on you
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