c4countdown

This thread is to invite you to the latest and revolutionary Countdown event.

What will happen is that we will hire a venue and everyone will go for a dump, an independent adjudicator will then decide what letter of the alphabet their dump looks most like and we will then play countdown with the letters.

Location/date/time all up for discussion.

Excellent, you're like Richard Brittain but not funny.

I thought Richard Brittain's was genuine.

I did find this fairly funny, albeit a tad crude. In general, my jokes never involve toilet humour, overtly sexual content, religious blasphemy, or explicit gore, though they can contain some mild peril. They really are fun for all the family.

Richard Brittain wrote:they can contain some mild peril.

Ah man, it's good to have you back.

No wonder, Richard. Good.