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Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:30 pm
by Ben Hunter
hi

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:32 pm
by Matt Morrison

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:04 pm
by Jimmy Gough
Matt Morrison wrote:The year is 2014.
Ha, that video is such a fail.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:18 pm
by Matt Morrison
Jimmy Gough wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:The year is 2014.
Ha, that video is such a fail.
Haha, it's amazing eh!? Joyfully, that was the top search for "2014". (No, it's not on my favourite videos list or anything.)

Best bit?...
When Pac says "run, quick, see, what do we have here now? This is what happen when everyone discovered Jesus has risen from the dead Mary Magaline was the first to discovered Jesus was gone.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:23 pm
by Kieran Child
OK ON THA 7TH U THINK I'M DEAD YET I'M REALLY ALIVE

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:27 pm
by Matt Morrison
Kieran Child wrote:OK ON THA 7TH U THINK I'M DEAD YET I'M REALLY ALIVE
Best conundrum EVER.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:48 pm
by Ben Wilson
Kieran Child wrote:OK ON THA 7TH U THINK I'M DEAD YET I'M REALLY ALIVE
a ken its gd but fuk me nae need t rub ur nipples about it calm the beef min?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:48 am
by Charlie Reams
I for one welcome our new Chris Davies-watching overlords.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:58 pm
by Matt Morrison
I want to see Chris Davies vs Tupac Shakur

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:02 pm
by Michael Wallace
Matt Morrison wrote:I want to see Chris Davies vs Tupac Shakur
Rubik's cube battle to the death.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:06 pm
by Matt Morrison
Michael Wallace wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:I want to see Chris Davies vs Tupac Shakur
Rubik's cube battle to the death.
I'd like to see Shakur hit up a Rubik's cube battle back to life. Now that would be impressive.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:00 pm
by Ben Hunter
Can't wait for today's game.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 pm
by Matt Morrison
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
What, you can't actually wait, does that mean you are going to die?
My mum used to say this to me and recommend that I say "looking forward to" rather than "can't wait".

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:03 pm
by Jimmy Gough
I think Chris will win!

And the other contestant will lose

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:03 pm
by James Robinson
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:05 pm
by Jimmy Gough
James Robinson wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.
Why?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:07 pm
by Michael Wallace
How many wins is Chris on now, 6?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:07 pm
by James Robinson
Jimmy Gough wrote:
James Robinson wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.
Why?
The date says JULY 7th, not SEPTEMBER 7th, Jimmy.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:09 pm
by Jimmy Gough
James Robinson wrote: The date says JULY 7th, not SEPTEMBER 7th, Jimmy.
In 5 years' time it will still be SEPTEMBER 7th, would it not, James?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:12 pm
by Kieran Child
not if this is the religion thread. By 5 years, he meant the 5 ages between now and 5th July.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:15 pm
by Derek Hazell
Kieran Child wrote:not if this is the religion thread. By 5 years, he meant the 5 ages between now and 5th July.
:lol:

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:17 pm
by Matt Morrison
Haha, good times. This is the thread of kings.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:18 pm
by Michael Wallace
ESTROGENS as a beater for the conundrum?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:19 pm
by Ben Hunter
Matt Morrison wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:Can't wait for today's game.
What, you can't actually wait, does that mean you are going to die?
My mum used to say this to me and recommend that I say "looking forward to" rather than "can't wait".
Yeah but "can't wait" is more poetic. Also, yes I'm going to die :(.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:21 pm
by Charlie Reams
It's a shame that "Chris Davies" does not lend itself to such good puns as Innis or Andrew did.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:22 pm
by Michael Wallace
I wonder if Chris will put in another Daviestating performance today?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:23 pm
by Ben Hunter
Michael Wallace wrote:I wonder if Chris will put in another Daviestating performance today?
That was good. You should talk to McVities about a job.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:28 pm
by Phil Reynolds
The identity of today's winner should be Chris-tal clear.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:29 pm
by Matt Morrison
Daviestating, that is quality.

Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:33 pm
by Jimmy Gough
I've got a feeling Marcus is going to be Chris-ened.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:34 pm
by Derek Hazell
Chris
Davies
He doesn't take the piss
Chris
Davies
He'll seldom ever miss
Chris
Davies
We'll never boo or hiss
Chris
Davies
We all will blow a kiss
Chris
Davies
The man you cannot diss
Chris Davies Davies Davies Davies!

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:35 pm
by Ben Hunter
tanlines was a good spot, unfortunate it's not in

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:36 pm
by Matt Morrison
When Chris becomes an octochamp you can buy him some chris-anthemums.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:37 pm
by Oliver Garner
((7-4)*50+8+1)*6

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:37 pm
by Matt Morrison
Jeff: "Kate, I see you come with some books by your side."
Kate: "I come. I have. I've come, prepared."

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:38 pm
by Charlie Reams
Derek Hazell wrote:Chris
Davies
He doesn't take the piss
Chris
Davies
He'll seldom ever miss
Chris
Davies
We'll never boo or hiss
Chris
Davies
We all will blow a kiss
Chris
Davies
The man you cannot diss
Chris Davies Davies Davies Davies!
Philip Jarvis come back, all is forgiven!

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:38 pm
by Derek Hazell

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:41 pm
by Jimmy Gough
Chris Davies is good at Countdown
He will win and he won't have to frown
He will be happy when he becomes an octochamp
(As long as he doesn't get a cramp).
He will spot really good words
In the sky there's loads of birds.

I fucking hate Peter Jones
And those fucking stupid talking phones
I don't give a fuck about a stupid hoover.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:42 pm
by James Robinson
Jimmy Gough wrote:
James Robinson wrote: The date says JULY 7th, not SEPTEMBER 7th, Jimmy.
In 5 years' time it will still be SEPTEMBER 7th, would it not, James?
James Robinson wrote:Well, you're going to have to wait for another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.
Yes, in the original quote, the word "around" was somehow misplaced.
Actually James Robinson wrote:Well, you're going to have to wait for around another 5 years for Monday 7th July's game.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:43 pm
by Ben Hunter
Jimmy Gough wrote:Chris Davies is good at Countdown
He will win and he won't have to frown
He will be happy when he becomes an octochamp
(As long as he doesn't get a cramp).
He will spot really good words
In the sky there's loads of birds.
Nice.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:44 pm
by Phil Reynolds
Matt Morrison wrote:Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?
Ignoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:47 pm
by Ben Hunter
SHARIA in the tranny round.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:48 pm
by Derek Hazell
Marc-us with the Symbol of Chris+

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:49 pm
by Matt Morrison
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?
Ignoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.
Yeah, bad post by me. A cheesy joke that didn't need to be made. My boat's unfloated too.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:50 pm
by Davy Affleck
[quote="Phil ReynoldsIgnoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.[/quote]


A blonde woman walked into a bar and asked for a "double entendre". So the barman gave her one.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:50 pm
by Jimmy Gough
He's happy with that.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:51 pm
by Derek Hazell
Matt Morrison wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Marcus looks nice. I imagine Phil and Michael won't be too happy about him going down?
Ignoring the obvious double entendre, he doesn't float my boat particularly.
Yeah, bad post by me. A cheesy joke that didn't need to be made. My boat's unfloated too.
I'd like to see Matt Morrison wrestle a Bear(park)

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:54 pm
by Jimmy Gough
Brilliant stuff!

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:54 pm
by Matt Morrison
2nd numbers alternate:

9*4 -3 = 33, x25 = 825
7*4 = 28, +825 = 853

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:56 pm
by Jimmy Gough
Matt Morrison wrote:Jeff: "Kate, I see you come with some books by your side."
Kate: "I come. I have. I've come, prepared."
:lol: I was going to mention this, but then I thought I might seem weird.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:59 pm
by Jimmy Gough
DIPTEROUS!!!!111!!

Next round: I LIE SNAKE.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:10 pm
by Andrew Hulme
Was it me, or did Chris give tomorrows contestant a look which kinda said. "Yeah well done, I'm really shitting myself..."

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:11 pm
by Ben Hunter
Hopefully gonna be an good game tomorrow, Chris Davies vs Alfred "The Swinger" Walter.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:31 pm
by Phil Reynolds
From a bit of Googling it seems Marcus has had quite a life - he underwent major cancer surgery as a toddler, including the removal of a tumour from around his windpipe.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:08 pm
by Matt Morrison
Phil Reynolds wrote:From a bit of Googling it seems Marcus has had quite a life - he underwent major cancer surgery as a toddler, including the removal of a tumour from around his windpipe.
And Chris beat him without a thought, talk about callous.

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:31 pm
by Phil Reynolds
Kirk Bevins wrote:So INDORSE was invalid today? I'm sure DC have offered it recently, as it is under ENDORSE as a Law term, not just US spelling. Odd dictionary.
So even though Susie said, "yes, it's fine", and Rachel put it on the board, and 7 points got added to Chris's score, you reckon it was declared invalid? :?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:31 pm
by Jimmy Gough
Phil Reynolds wrote:From a bit of Googling it seems Marcus has had quite a life - he underwent major cancer surgery as a toddler, including the removal of a tumour from around his windpipe.
Yeah, and a thread on today's game: http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthr ... ?t=1025447

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:39 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:So INDORSE was invalid today? I'm sure DC have offered it recently, as it is under ENDORSE as a Law term, not just US spelling. Odd dictionary.
So even though Susie said, "yes, it's fine", and Rachel put it on the board, and 7 points got added to Chris's score, you reckon it was declared invalid? :?
Oh, I was on the phone to my dad at the time and I heard INDORSE and I saw the challenger was still on 5 points and I assumed that's what he offered. What did the challenger get then?

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:42 pm
by Kai Laddiman
Kirk Bevins wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:So INDORSE was invalid today? I'm sure DC have offered it recently, as it is under ENDORSE as a Law term, not just US spelling. Odd dictionary.
So even though Susie said, "yes, it's fine", and Rachel put it on the board, and 7 points got added to Chris's score, you reckon it was declared invalid? :?
Oh, I was on the phone to my dad at the time and I heard INDORSE and I saw the challenger was still on 5 points and I assumed that's what he offered. What did the challenger get then?
You were DOZIER than normal...

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th July

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:43 pm
by Kirk Bevins
Kai Laddiman wrote:
You were DOZIER than normal...
Thanks.