3-Word Story

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Kirk Bevins woke
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next to a
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surprisingly large set
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of magnificent clockweights,
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each one having
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seven kittens, and
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two really sexy
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puppies. Anyway, Kirk
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thinks raccoons are
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among the coolest
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animals to eat
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out, because of
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their naturally pungent
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We want to
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Jason Larsen wrote:wee. "Want to
also try my
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or, that's "your"
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particular autistic nuance
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Then Drew Carey
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said to Bruce
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"I love you."
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before he went
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to town for
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he loved Countdown,
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because it is
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different, compared to
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apterous, no really
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we adore both
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boys and girls
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like Drew and
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Michael Barrymore. Swimming
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with a Butcher
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is fun but
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watch your knackers
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and don't leave
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any belongings unattended
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while striking it
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"it" being the
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monkey. Back to
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Kirk's clockweights, which
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struck it lucky
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by slapping into
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the side of
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bacon, sending it
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careering down the
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wrong (career) path
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and into a
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large hairy smelly
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female pig, that
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Jason Larsen wrote:female pig, that
orgasms for 30
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others by proxy
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which proves that
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a porcine orgasm
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is impossible unless
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buttocks of young
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incredible and terrible
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Jason Larsen, who
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awoke to find
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Kirk Bevins had
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special powers, so
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