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It is to my shock and disgust that the devils latest incarnation, Charlie Reams, has sanctioned the appearance of that vile creep Father Christmas as an apterous DC guest.

When I was a child, this predator would regularly break into my house, creep into my bedroom and empty his sack while I slept.
When these allegations came to light, it seems many other children in the neighbourhood were also subjected to this treatment.

And now I can't even play a little bit of speedgoat on my own at 3am without being subjected to sickening taunts like 'Ho Ho Ho' and 'Merry Christmas'.

I have included a poll that, in the spirit of democracy, allows everybody to express their own personal and private opinions on this. But I must add that if you don't explicitly agree with everything I say then you yourself are a sick paedofile.

Disgusted, of Tunbridge Wells

Would all the other angry, marginalised lesbians please fuck off! I'm starting to feel less marginalised!

You arrogant shit! I used to really enjoy those personal visits from the bearded old man, so don't come round here with your bloody insulting behaviour, you cock.

The difference between this and the Fritzl thing is, Father Xmas never kept children locked up in his cellar. Not unless they'd been naughty anyway.

Is this the same Father Xmas who has a mouth dirtier than the sewers of London? (No offence, London and all your inhabitants?) If so, I don't see the problem!

This is not a very funy joke, but ah well, since when am I an expert on humour lol.