What a Pillock

[Marc Meakin]

Somewhere to fess up social faux pa's and general cock ups you have made that you inwardly say what a pillock.
Just turned up to the cinema with my advanced booked ticket for Top Gun Maverick only to realise I'm a week early.
Watching Benediction instead

[Matt Morrison]

That's definitely the right way round to do it.
Heather and I once had tickets to go and see Frank Skinner and only remembered about two months after the event.

[Gavin Chipper]

In One Foot in the Grave they turned up to a showing of Les Miserables a year early.

[Marc Meakin]

In One Foot in the Grave they turned up to a showing of Les Miserables a year early.

I was thinking about that when I realised my error.