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any funny anagrams of names etc..

heres one for me- Eoin Monaghan = Oh no, an enigma

Where did I put my COLIN 2006 spreadsheet? Oh wait, right here.

Soo Reams: Ass Romeo
Gary Male: Real Gamy
Jon Corby: Cry on Job

-and my favourite-

Dan Vanniasingham: Man's hand in Vagina

Ben Wilson wrote:Where did I put my COLIN 2006 spreadsheet? Oh wait, right here.

Soo Reams: Ass Romeo
Gary Male: Real Gamy
Jon Corby: Cry on Job

-and my favourite-

Dan Vanniasingham: Man's hand in Vagina

just what im looking for-although a bit erotic at the end don't you think. i hope dinos doesn't take it personally

Eoin.V.Monaghan wrote: i hope dinos doesn't take it personally

I'm pretty sure Dinos doesn't have a vagina.

The only one that works for me is RENARD MIGRANT which is French for migrating fox. I've tried in English as well, but never found anything that was at worst just random words or at best, uninteresting.

For mine I can up with: HO PLEAS JOBS, but then I ain't a ho

A seasonal one for me:

Dr. Holly Penis

Phil Reynolds wrote:A seasonal one for me:

Dr. Holly Penis

They're all coming out . How many rude body parts do we need now?

A couple from mine that I can remember from the day we worked loads out in third-year maths or the like:

TOENAIL VAN
VALIANT ONE
I LOVE AN ANT (I just got this one now actually)

And as for our host:

Charlie Reams:

REEL CHARISMA
A SLIME ARCHER

Ian Volante wrote:Charlie Reams:

REEL CHARISMA
A SLIME ARCHER

I SMEAR RACHEL

A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER

Jimmy wrote:A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER

Or HERE COME DOTS is THE MORSE CODE.

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO is another of my favourites as well as CASH LOST IN ME = SLOT MACHINES

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Jimmy wrote:A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER

Or HERE COME DOTS is THE MORSE CODE.

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO is another of my favourites as well as CASH LOST IN ME = SLOT MACHINES

MOON STARERS = ASTRONOMERS
DIRTY ROOM = DORMITORY
I'M DOT IN PLACE = DECIMAL POINT

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Jimmy wrote:A funny one that most of you would've probably come across before: MOTHER IN LAW is WOMAN HITLER

Or HERE COME DOTS is THE MORSE CODE.

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO is another of my favourites as well as CASH LOST IN ME = SLOT MACHINES

DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS NO MORE Z's
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE

Here's a few more Cognate Anagrams:

NINE THUMPS = PUNISHMENT
FIR CONES = CONIFERS
VOICES RANT ON = CONVERSATION
BAD CREDIT = DEBIT CARD

Charlie Reams wrote:

Eoin.V.Monaghan wrote: i hope dinos doesn't take it personally

I'm pretty sure Dinos doesn't have a vagina.

I atually meant to say - i hope dan doesn't take it personally

No offence taken at all, but I'm glad the nametags didn't make an appearance that year as I'm not particularly keen on being photographed sat smiling behind that.

SPANK ONE REAR.

Quite pleased with that one!!

The best I've got is the fashion tip "Avoid Red" or the literary tip "Read Ovid". I'm a bit short of scope really.

Tupac aint dead!

MAKAVELI THE DON KILUMINATI THE SEVEN DAY THEORY

becomes

OK ON THE SEVENTH YU THINK I AM DEAD YET IM RLY ALIVE

LUST = SLUT

How about that for my 700th post?

David Roe wrote:The best I've got is the fashion tip "Avoid Red" or the literary tip "Read Ovid". I'm a bit short of scope really.

Try including your middle name maybe?

Paul Stewart Howe = Throw up waste ale (hat tip to Stewart Holden for that one)

Paul Howe wrote:Paul Stewart Howe = Throw up waste ale

I quite like WHALE TWAT POSEUR, regardless of whether or not it makes sense.

We tap a slutwhore?

I've found AM BEER TYPE, though I actually prefer cider.

Two old political ones....

Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
David Mellor - Dildo Marvel

And everyone will have seen

Britney Spears - presbyterians (which led to a crossword clue "would they approve of a dishevelled Britney Spears?")
Tom Cruise - costumier

A work colleague once came up with Ruth Inkvowel for me, which could be a useful nom de plume I suppose.....

My late father had a list of good cognate anagrams - if I find it I'll reveal all....

Kevin

An anagram of my full name KONSTADINOS SFYRIS is what most of my posts are:

FRISKY DONATIONSSS

Or there's tomorrow's Daily Mail headline:

RANDY SOO FISTS SINK

Dinos Sfyris wrote:An anagram of my full name KONSTADINOS SFYRIS is what most of my posts are:

FRISKY DONATIONSSS

Or there's tomorrow's Daily Mail headline:

RANDY SOO FISTS SINK

Or during Nazi Germany - FRISKY SS DONATIONS. Second one is so good.

Kevin Thurlow wrote: David Mellor - Dildo Marvel

Ah that reminds me:

DAVID GINOLA = VAGINA DILDO

Do I win?

Just thought of another:

The company BET WISE is an anagram of WEBSITE. How nice.

Kevin Thurlow wrote:And everyone will have seen Britney Spears - presbyterians

Indeed, and another popular cultural icon with a religious scramble:

PEPSI COLA = EPISCOPAL

I recall that in those halcyon days before Angus Deayton was sacked from presenting Have I Got News For You, he once introduced a whole string of episodes using anagrams of the title sent in by viewers. Two that stuck in my mind for some reason were

I VOTE YOU SHAG REF NOW

and

YOU HEAVING WOOFTERS

The only one I remember is: NIGEL LAWSON = WE ALL SIGN ON

@ David Ginola - and ahem, he's gorgeous, where do we get one of those?!

If you search online, you can find some rude anagrams including:

I HAVE A LARGE PENIS = I PLEASE HER VAGINA
MASTURBATION = ANATOMIST RUB
LARGE BREASTS = GREAT BRALESS

"I'm an evil tory bigot" is superb, surprised I've never heard it before.

Joseph Bolas wrote:If you search online, you can find some rude anagrams including:

I HAVE A LARGE PENIS = I PLEASE HER VAGINA
MASTURBATION = ANATOMIST RUB
LARGE BREASTS = GREAT BRALESS

Who would've guessed you could find such filth on the internet?

Since Joseph started us off:

I HAVE AN ENORMOUS PENIS = HEAVEN IN PORNO, I ASSUME
AN ENORMOUS PENIS = AMUSES ONE IN PORN
ORAL STIMULATION OF THE PENIS = FELLATIO'S A TRIP IN ONE'S MOUTH or A FINE TOOL IN MOUTH - PISS LATER.
AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS = PREMIERE ANAL SEX...GENTLY.

And finally, a different organ:

THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE = MY C**T CREATES HELL.

I think I've gone too far - thanks Joseph for turning me so crude.

Edit:
Oh man, a barrel of laughs:
http://www.fun-with-words.com/anag_rude.html

Kirk Bevins wrote:I think I've gone too far - thanks Joseph for turning me so crude.

I was gonna post

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE [Al Gore]

It seems a bit rubbish now, frankly.

Martin Gardner wrote:I was gonna post

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE [Al Gore]

It seems a bit rubbish now, frankly.

I dunno, I think it's a fair bet he probably still bugs him

If anyone could find a sensible anagram of my name, I'd be impressed.
And my middle name is Gary, if that helps. Which it won't.

Neil Zussman wrote:If anyone could find a sensible anagram of my name, I'd be impressed.
And my middle name is Gary, if that helps. Which it won't.

Gary helped a lot!

A couple are quite Countdown-appropriate:
REANALYZING SUMS
REALIGN ZANY SUMS

and some others too:
NURSES AMAZINGLY
LAZING ANEURYSMS
AMAZES GRISLY NUN
ANALYZES GNU'S RIM (brilliant)
ZINGY ANAL SERUMS
GRIMLY ZEN SAUNAS
RUINS MANLY GAZES
LAZY SNUG SEMINAR (for those lectures you fall asleep in)
SLEAZY SUN MARGIN (aka. tanlines)

Matt Morrison wrote:

Neil Zussman wrote:If anyone could find a sensible anagram of my name, I'd be impressed.
And my middle name is Gary, if that helps. Which it won't.

Gary helped a lot!

A couple are quite Countdown-appropriate:
REANALYZING SUMS
REALIGN ZANY SUMS

and some others too:
NURSES AMAZINGLY
LAZING ANEURYSMS
AMAZES GRISLY NUN
ANALYZES GNU'S RIM (brilliant)
ZINGY ANAL SERUMS
GRIMLY ZEN SAUNAS
RUINS MANLY GAZES
LAZY SNUG SEMINAR (for those lectures you fall asleep in)
SLEAZY SUN MARGIN (aka. tanlines)

That is just frigging amazing.

Neil Zussman wrote:That is just frigging amazing.

Ditto *not worthy*
But I hope Matt takes a vitamin D supplement - he obvioiusly doesn't get out much!

BTW I've never done mine, but what name do you use when married? I grew up as Lesley Anne Ainslie, but my birth certificate is Lesley Anne Donaldson, for a while I called myself Lesley Anne Donaldson Ainslie and I'm now Lesley Anne Jeavons.

Lesley Jeavons wrote:

Neil Zussman wrote:That is just frigging amazing.

Ditto *not worthy*
But I hope Matt takes a vitamin D supplement - he obvioiusly doesn't get out much!

BTW I've never done mine, but what name do you use when married? I grew up as Lesley Anne Ainslie, but my birth certificate is Lesley Anne Donaldson, for a while I called myself Lesley Anne Donaldson Ainslie and I'm now Lesley Anne Jeavons.

Thanks Les! Sadly I don't get out enough at the moment, but I assure you that's nothing to do with the amount of anagrams I find!
Thankfully I have a quite useful tool to help with that on the web.

Just tried to do a couple with 'Lesley Anne Jeavons' but it just kept coming back with everything with 'anal' in (you'll be surprised how many people's names have 'anal' in them!), so in an attempt to not appear smutty by listing them all just I'll let you follow the link yourself and find them. Though highlights must include "Enjoys Anal Elevens" (interesting alternative to tea and cake) or on the other hand "Enjoy Anal Even Less". Remember, don't shoot the messenger!

Thanks Matt for showing me your tool, and all it's 'anal' related possibilities. I'll check it out, though you could have taken the praise / insult I gave you and I'd have been none the wiser.

Great ones there. Reading this, the David Ginola one is great. For those football fans, some might know that NEIL WARNOCK is an anagram of COLIN WANKER.

My best individual one: TOM HARGREAVES = HEAR VET ORGASM

I just found an amazing one: KAI LADDIMAN = KINDA LAID MA.

INNIS CARSON = IRIS CANNONS

Along with 346 other, equally lame ones. And I don't even have a middle name to spice it up.

Got round to visiting the site Matt suggested - my favourite two for my name are:
ASS LEVEL ENJOY
ENJOY LESS VEAL
And from my birth name, I love:
SALLY NODDLE NOSE

I've had a quick look and it comes up with MAD ERRANT GRIN which is still not all that good.

Florian Lévy (FR World Scrabble Champion) signs his emails FINALLY OVER.

Here's a good anagram for all the countdown addicts

Countdown = Cut Down On

Brianlee72 wrote:Here's a good anagram for all the countdown addicts

Countdown = Cut Down On

I'd call anyone who suggests such action a WOODN CUNT

WET EVENTS

Karen Pearson wrote:SPANK ONE REAR.

Quite pleased with that one!!

Can anyone beat this?

Allan Harmer wrote:

Karen Pearson wrote:SPANK ONE REAR.

Quite pleased with that one!!

Can anyone beat this?

Brilliant JB, as always.

Gok Wan = Go Wank

Carol Vorderman - Damn Vocal Error

I identified with my anagram in the 1980's ...kate richardson = i take hard scorn

Susie Dent - Nude Sites