Some of my favourites are just so succinct and to the point, even if they don't really tell you much - although often contain funny details - and may play into the prejudices of the posters, but are great nonetheless (I've preserved most of the typos and such before you start nitpicking, Gevin):
Danni Minogue is a cock.
Paul Daniels = loud mouthed -tight arse dwarf, so up his own arse
Sat next to Bob Geldolf on a plane. Rude, arrogant, dirty and smelly man.
Damon from Blur pissed on my mate's shoe at the urinals.
my uncle worked with john leslie once (years before "that" episode with ulrika). he said he is the biggest prick he has ever met in his life.
Most of the Pussycat Dolls = Strolling around like their shit dont stink.
I also once politely asked Stephen Fry the time and charmingly was told to Fuck Off.
Sebastian Coe is very up himself and rude.
Cliff = imperious ubertwat and wearer of pink hotpants at rehearsal (make of that what you will)
That Russell Brand. He was so nice when I first met him, but he's no gentleman, I can tell you! And he's shit in bed!
Cilla Black - Absolutely horrible cow. The Cilla you see on the telly is not the real person.
(There's absolutely loads of Cilla stuff, incidentally).I heard Cilla Black is a foul bitch, too. When my friend was working as a runner she was made to go and apologise to CB because she wasn't able to read her mind and predict exactly what magazines she would want to read in her dressing room.
James Corden was an absolute T*** to a photographer I know, he said he was nice as pie to other celebs when camera's were rolling but rude and crass to the real people afterwards and refused to pay for his own lunch!
Esther Rantzen was doing some advert for some fluffy nice series for heroic kids, heart badges and all that crap and blah blah at our local shopping centre when I was 12. We were so excited to see her, and sat on a bench nearby. She was sarcastic, bitter and nasty and basically told her camera crew to get shut of us pronto.
A close friend of mine is deaf and was part of a group that had a block booking to go the Ready Steady Cook when Ainsley 'dribbling fool' Harriot was on it. He stopped them from going as he said he couldn't cope with their hands flapping about as they signed each other. Cunt.
Then there's the dodgy, really unpleasant ones:Jennifer Lopez - I cannot stand this woman with a passion and thats no exageration she walks around thinking she is the queen and princess of the universe or something she will not even look at you and if she does its with a stuck up 'I'm better than you' look
Piers Morgan smacked his kids really hard in Rhodes Airport.
Paul Daniels - absolutely vile. Again my ex said he is renowned for pouncing on the youngest, least able to make a fuss Assistant Stage Manager. My ex actually pulled Daniels off a young girl backstage and said he would back her up if she wanted to go to the police but she said she 'didn't want to make a fuss'.
Paul Daniels. Was on a west end show and my ex had to literally pull him off the Assistant Stage Manager - a young girl in her teens. She was too scared to press charges even though my husband said he'd act as witness.
Not me personally but DH met Paul Daniels years ago and he was really rude. Paul Daniels had been drinking, was absolutely plastered and wanted to get into his car. DH who was working as security at the venue tried to stop him, they had a bit of an argument then he got into his car and drove off, so DH reported him to the police and they caught him.
Jim Davidson - pissed up, obnoxious twat with octopus hands. Leered at 14 year old girl and knew she was 14.
And the "you don't say???":a friend of my DH worked in a dublin bar owned by a world famous irish rock star philanthropist, who allegedly used to procure lots of 'favours' from the females at the club.
Jimmy Saville is a right dirty perv.
As it's now been proven that Jimmy Savile groped EVERYBODY ALIVE during the 1970s, this is hardly a revelation.Jimmy Savile, We met him in the 70s at a promo thing and he groped my mum - seriously groped her [yuk]
Some quite bizarre ones too that I'd love more information on:
Roger De Courcey - He was useless and rude at a cabaret night which ended with Nookie Bear stuffed head first down a toilet.
chris eubank - ironed his own trousers in our boardroom in his pants ordered 12 pairs of shoes then never came back to pay for them.
And finally, this one, because frankly if Shirley Bassey didn't behave like this I for one would be very disappointed:At a Midsummer Tube in 1986 in the Green Room, sharing a table were Stephen Fry, Ian Botham, and Gary Glitter. Happy to say I spilt my (and a few others) drinks over both Glitter and Fry.
I saw Shirley Bassey in the toilets at Wimbledon one year. She walked in the exit door, straight to the front of a very large queue and walked into the first available loo. A very commonly spoken girl shouted out 'oi lady muck - there's a f...king queue for everyone, including you' but Shirley just stuck her nose in the air and walked into the cubicle.