CoC Preliminary 3 Spoilers For Wednesday January 6th 2016
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CoC Preliminary 3 Spoilers For Wednesday January 6th 2016
So, we now move onto the 3rd preliminary, now that we know that the first quarter-final will be between Tom and Giles a week tomorrow.
Today's matchup interestingly sees 2 players who were actually defeated by yesterday's competitors in their respective series finals.
We have Series 68 runner-up Andy Platt (who lost to Giles in the final) against Series 67 semi-finalist David Barnard (who lost to Heather in the semi-final).
Here are the stats:
Firstly, Series 68 Runner-Up Andy "The Salford Superstorm" Platt - 11 Games, 10 Wins, 1,210 Points. (Average: 110) (4 Games In 15.3 Format, 7 Games In 15.4 Format)
Highest Score: 120 vs. Josh Young (7th Game) and vs. Eileen Taylor (Semi-Final)
Lowest Score: 86 vs. Giles Hutchings (Grand Final)
9's Achieved: 6/8
Total Points/Max/%: 1210/1400 (86%)
Letters Points/Max/%: 800/905 (88%)
Numbers Points/Max/%: 350/385 (91%)
Conundrum Points/Max/%: 60/110 (55%)
Secondly, Series 67 Semi-Finalist David "The Ross-On-Wye 'Recking Ball" Barnard - 10 Games, 9 Wins, 960 Points (Average: 96)
Highest Score: 111 vs. Arthur Sharpe (3rd Game)
Lowest Score: 81 vs. Heather Styles (Semi-Final)
9's Achieved: 4/7
Total Points/Max/%: 960/1260 (76%)
Letters Points/Max/%: 659/866 (76%)
Numbers Points/Max/%: 251/294 (85%)
Conundrum Points/Max/%: 50/100 (50%)
I'll be recapping later.
Today's matchup interestingly sees 2 players who were actually defeated by yesterday's competitors in their respective series finals.
We have Series 68 runner-up Andy Platt (who lost to Giles in the final) against Series 67 semi-finalist David Barnard (who lost to Heather in the semi-final).
Here are the stats:
Firstly, Series 68 Runner-Up Andy "The Salford Superstorm" Platt - 11 Games, 10 Wins, 1,210 Points. (Average: 110) (4 Games In 15.3 Format, 7 Games In 15.4 Format)
Highest Score: 120 vs. Josh Young (7th Game) and vs. Eileen Taylor (Semi-Final)
Lowest Score: 86 vs. Giles Hutchings (Grand Final)
9's Achieved: 6/8
Total Points/Max/%: 1210/1400 (86%)
Letters Points/Max/%: 800/905 (88%)
Numbers Points/Max/%: 350/385 (91%)
Conundrum Points/Max/%: 60/110 (55%)
Secondly, Series 67 Semi-Finalist David "The Ross-On-Wye 'Recking Ball" Barnard - 10 Games, 9 Wins, 960 Points (Average: 96)
Highest Score: 111 vs. Arthur Sharpe (3rd Game)
Lowest Score: 81 vs. Heather Styles (Semi-Final)
9's Achieved: 4/7
Total Points/Max/%: 960/1260 (76%)
Letters Points/Max/%: 659/866 (76%)
Numbers Points/Max/%: 251/294 (85%)
Conundrum Points/Max/%: 50/100 (50%)
I'll be recapping later.
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Re: CoC Preliminary 3 Spoilers For Wednesday January 6th 2016
Should be "respective series finalses".James Robinson wrote:Today's matchup interestingly sees 2 players who were actually defeated by yesterday's competitors in their respective series finals.
We have Series 68 runner-up Andy Platt (who lost to Giles in the final) against Series 67 semi-finalist David Barnard (who lost to Heather in the semi-final).
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You can't order series finals in a restaurant, dickhead.Gavin Chipper wrote:Should be "respective series finalses".James Robinson wrote:Today's matchup interestingly sees 2 players who were actually defeated by yesterday's competitors in their respective series finals.
We have Series 68 runner-up Andy Platt (who lost to Giles in the final) against Series 67 semi-finalist David Barnard (who lost to Heather in the semi-final).
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Disappointed to be out when this broadcasts. I was really looking forward to re-listening to Gloria's DC spot today.
Jon Corby wrote:You can't order series finals in a restaurant, dickhead.Gavin Chipper wrote:Should be "respective series finalses".James Robinson wrote:Today's matchup interestingly sees 2 players who were actually defeated by yesterday's competitors in their respective series finals.
We have Series 68 runner-up Andy Platt (who lost to Giles in the final) against Series 67 semi-finalist David Barnard (who lost to Heather in the semi-final).
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Well played lads, best match of the series so far
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Re: CoC Preliminary 3 Spoilers For Wednesday January 6th 2016
Maybe, as a follow-up to the "GANDISEEG" easter egg at the end of Series 60, the first letters of the CoC conundrum answers are going to spell out "BRITTAIN IS A <insert 4-letter expletive here>".
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If it's any consolation, declaring 896 wouldn't have made any difference.
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Re: CoC Preliminary 3 Spoilers For Wednesday January 6th 2016
Jim Bentley will have hated itJennifer Steadman wrote:Disappointed to be out when this broadcasts. I was really looking forward to re-listening to Gloria's DC spot today.
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When she started, I thought "angels? fuck off Gloria you silly old fool".
But then I listened to the story, and I can't think of another explanation. Can YOU?
But then I listened to the story, and I can't think of another explanation. Can YOU?
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Oh yeah, and great game too. Well done Andy! (Hard luck David, but like Gev said, the misdeclaration made no difference. Well, unless it was playing horribly on your mind when you should have been solving the conundrum.)
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Obviously I didn't listen. Can you summarise?Jon Corby wrote:When she started, I thought "angels? fuck off Gloria you silly old fool".
But then I listened to the story, and I can't think of another explanation. Can YOU?
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She was quite obviously tripping balls at the time. Hence crashing in the first place.Jon Corby wrote:When she started, I thought "angels? fuck off Gloria you silly old fool".
But then I listened to the story, and I can't think of another explanation. Can YOU?
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Gloria believes in angels.Gavin Chipper wrote:Obviously I didn't listen. Can you summarise?Jon Corby wrote:When she started, I thought "angels? fuck off Gloria you silly old fool".
But then I listened to the story, and I can't think of another explanation. Can YOU?
She was driving in France to their holiday home with a fully-laden car, and, having got off the motorway, was proceeding very slowly through a little village when she fell asleep at the wheel. She apparently careered across a busy road with huge trucks on (which somehow appeared in the middle of this quiet little village) and smashed into some concrete. She woke up there not really sure what was going on, her husband injured and needing hospital treatment, and none of the locals spoke English and her French is very limited. Scary situation, when suddenly a girl with long blonde hair appeared and spoke to them in perfect English, offering to look after their stuff for them while they went to the hospital. So they went off to hospital, stayed overnight, and went to a nearby cafe the next morning for a coffee. The girl appeared again, and drove them 4km out of town to where the police had taken their car. Her husband got discharged, so they decided to get some flowers for the girl. But they went to the cafe and she didn't work there and nobody had heard of her! ZOMG! (Quite how they managed to have this conversation considering that nobody spoke English except for the blonde-haired girl, and they didn't understand French, I don't know. Nor was it mentioned why they thought she worked in the cafe.) Conclusion: "I believe in Earth Angels, I believe they are sent to you in times of trauma, and I truly believe that she was an Earth Angel."
Explain that, science.
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Nick fucked up the DISCARDS teatime teaser today as well, he read the scramble as GRASS instead of CRASS. WHERE WAS HIS FUCKING ANGEL THEN, EH?
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Maybe you get earth angels but not grass angels.
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That's watertight.Jon Corby wrote:Gloria believes in angels.
She was driving in France to their holiday home with a fully-laden car, and, having got off the motorway, was proceeding very slowly through a little village when she fell asleep at the wheel. She apparently careered across a busy road with huge trucks on (which somehow appeared in the middle of this quiet little village) and smashed into some concrete. She woke up there not really sure what was going on, her husband injured and needing hospital treatment, and none of the locals spoke English and her French is very limited. Scary situation, when suddenly a girl with long blonde hair appeared and spoke to them in perfect English, offering to look after their stuff for them while they went to the hospital. So they went off to hospital, stayed overnight, and went to a nearby cafe the next morning for a coffee. The girl appeared again, and drove them 4km out of town to where the police had taken their car. Her husband got discharged, so they decided to get some flowers for the girl. But they went to the cafe and she didn't work there and nobody had heard of her! ZOMG! (Quite how they managed to have this conversation considering that nobody spoke English except for the blonde-haired girl, and they didn't understand French, I don't know. Nor was it mentioned why they thought she worked in the cafe.) Conclusion: "I believe in Earth Angels, I believe they are sent to you in times of trauma, and I truly believe that she was an Earth Angel."
Explain that, science.
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He was grassed up to God for being too crass so his angel discarded him.Jon Corby wrote:Nick fucked up the DISCARDS teatime teaser today as well, he read the scramble as GRASS instead of CRASS. WHERE WAS HIS FUCKING ANGEL THEN, EH?
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Perhaps Gloria's Earth Angel was a bloke with long hair?
I hope she isn't shouting out the answers during the 30 seconds, like she was in my show with her.
If she is then of course the players will have the same as her (or better).
I hope she isn't shouting out the answers during the 30 seconds, like she was in my show with her.
If she is then of course the players will have the same as her (or better).
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INTERGROW is still a pretty obscure conundrum even if it looks more like a word than the one the other day.
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Yeah, but I don't mind obscure conundrums if you can still have a pretty good punt at them even if you're not necessarily familiar with the word. SHOTCRETE was just bollocks.Gavin Chipper wrote:INTERGROW is still a pretty obscure conundrum even if it looks more like a word than the one the other day.
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Fucking hell, who's next in Dictionary Corner, David Icke?Gavin Chipper wrote:That's watertight.Jon Corby wrote:Gloria believes in angels.
She was driving in France to their holiday home with a fully-laden car, and, having got off the motorway, was proceeding very slowly through a little village when she fell asleep at the wheel. She apparently careered across a busy road with huge trucks on (which somehow appeared in the middle of this quiet little village) and smashed into some concrete. She woke up there not really sure what was going on, her husband injured and needing hospital treatment, and none of the locals spoke English and her French is very limited. Scary situation, when suddenly a girl with long blonde hair appeared and spoke to them in perfect English, offering to look after their stuff for them while they went to the hospital. So they went off to hospital, stayed overnight, and went to a nearby cafe the next morning for a coffee. The girl appeared again, and drove them 4km out of town to where the police had taken their car. Her husband got discharged, so they decided to get some flowers for the girl. But they went to the cafe and she didn't work there and nobody had heard of her! ZOMG! (Quite how they managed to have this conversation considering that nobody spoke English except for the blonde-haired girl, and they didn't understand French, I don't know. Nor was it mentioned why they thought she worked in the cafe.) Conclusion: "I believe in Earth Angels, I believe they are sent to you in times of trauma, and I truly believe that she was an Earth Angel."
Explain that, science.
Actually that would be really funny. Get onto it right away, Countdown Team!*
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Great quality game, vwp to both. Doubt I'd have seen the 9 in the studio. Was chuffed to spot ISPAGHUL in r12.