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The last conundrum?

Kai Laddiman wrote:http://apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=9288

The last conundrum?

That's an awesome conundrum

I would love to see that conundrum appear on an episode of Countdown

Joseph Bolas wrote:I would love to see that conundrum appear on an episode of Countdown

I got it in a game with Damian, after he buzzed with HORSIEST. He promised he'd use it in a future episode, although he was probably bladdered at the time.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:I would love to see that conundrum appear on an episode of Countdown

I got it in a game with Damian, after he buzzed with HORSIEST. He promised he'd use it in a future episode, although he was probably bladdered at the time.

I suppose HORSESHIT could still come up in a word round. It would be nice, as we've had WANKERS for 7 as an outtake and also GOBSHITE for 8 as another outtake, so might as well have a 9 letter swear word as well for an outtake

I'd have kicked up a bit of a stink.

Boring story time: On a school trip to Iceland in 97 I did some horse-riding - and fell off the horse into what I'd like to call "mud". My roommate, who I am still friends with, to this day, loves to tell the tale of how Dan fell off a 3 foot pony into horseshit, which he proceeded to leave a trail of in our shared room en route to the shower once back at our accommodation. Of course, acknowledging my countdown links, this tale would inevitably begin with him giving me a conundrum of "THISSHORE". I always replied (until I lost the will to live) that it wasn't one word - but apparently it is (maybe it always has been). If my friend found out...well, I don't think I can stand another 10 years of it.

Dan Vanniasingham wrote:Boring story time: On a school trip to Iceland in 97 I did some horse-riding - and fell off the horse into what I'd like to call "mud". My roommate, who I am still friends with, to this day, loves to tell the tale of how Dan fell off a 3 foot pony into horseshit, which he proceeded to leave a trail of in our shared room en route to the shower once back at our accommodation. Of course, acknowledging my countdown links, this tale would inevitably begin with him giving me a conundrum of "THISSHORE". I always replied (until I lost the will to live) that it wasn't one word - but apparently it is (maybe it always has been). If my friend found out...well, I don't think I can stand another 10 years of it.

Haha that's hilarious. Moral of the story: Never ride animals.

Also, just to say:

This website is not endorsed by or affiliated with Channel 4, the makers of Countdown, or any person associated with the aforementioned in any way whatsoever at all, never has been, never will be, and moreover is proud not to be. Yep.

Except Damian, Kate, Lara...

Plus, why can't you go back on the numbers when you are clicking in your answer? I quite often accidentally press the wrong button and I have to give up. That sucks.

Kai Laddiman wrote:Plus, why can't you go back on the numbers when you are clicking in your answer? I quite often accidentally press the wrong button and I have to give up. That sucks.

Because if you could go back then you could just claim you'd got the answer and then stall for time while you worked it out.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Kai Laddiman wrote:Plus, why can't you go back on the numbers when you are clicking in your answer? I quite often accidentally press the wrong button and I have to give up. That sucks.

Because if you could go back then you could just claim you'd got the answer and then stall for time while you worked it out.

But then if it allowed you to delete the last function, it could be like the conundrum with the patience bar when you backspace and everyone's a winner

Gavin Chipper wrote:But then if it allowed you to delete the last function, it could be like the conundrum with the patience bar when you backspace and everyone's a winner

I have said I'll do that, but these things don't write themselves.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Gavin Chipper wrote:But then if it allowed you to delete the last function, it could be like the conundrum with the patience bar when you backspace and everyone's a winner

I have said I'll do that, but these things don't write themselves.

Yeah, OK. You're doing a brilliant job.

I didn't think it was worth opening a new topic about but I was wondering why there are no -ING, -NESS, -LESS, etc. conundrums on apterous. Is it that they don't do them on the show anymore? Coz I remember they were on the countdown corral. Either that or I've been extremely unlucky with my conundrums.

Jimmy wrote:I didn't think it was worth opening a new topic about but I was wondering why there are no -ING, -NESS, -LESS, etc. conundrums on apterous. Is it that they don't do them on the show anymore? Coz I remember they were on the countdown corral. Either that or I've been extremely unlucky with my conundrums.

This was an experimental feature which I seem to have accidentally unleashed on the world. Will revert it as soon as my home Internet starts working again.

Jimmy wrote:I didn't think it was worth opening a new topic about but I was wondering why there are no -ING, -NESS, -LESS, etc. conundrums on apterous. Is it that they don't do them on the show anymore? Coz I remember they were on the countdown corral. Either that or I've been extremely unlucky with my conundrums.

I personally like the conundrums when they don't necessarily have a common ending like -ING etc, it's a good way to learn unusual and uncommon 9-letter words that may actually come up in word round selections.

Joseph Bolas wrote:

Jimmy wrote:I didn't think it was worth opening a new topic about but I was wondering why there are no -ING, -NESS, -LESS, etc. conundrums on apterous. Is it that they don't do them on the show anymore? Coz I remember they were on the countdown corral. Either that or I've been extremely unlucky with my conundrums.

I personally like the conundrums when they don't necessarily have a common ending like -ING etc, it's a good way to learn unusual and uncommon 9-letter words that may actually come up in word round selections.

Yeah same, I've improved my conundrums loads.

Speaking of conundrums, I've heard it said that "real life" conundrums are never plurals that end in just -S. Is that the only limitation? Would one that adds -ES to make a plural ever come up? And why anyway? It would only make sense if they also got rid of -ING, -ED and whatever else. What about verbs with -S on the end like COMMENCES - do they happen?

Gavin Chipper wrote:Speaking of conundrums, I've heard it said that "real life" conundrums are never plurals that end in just -S. Is that the only limitation? Would one that adds -ES to make a plural ever come up?

Not read the Countdown calendar recently, have you?

Ben Wilson wrote:

Gavin Chipper wrote:Speaking of conundrums, I've heard it said that "real life" conundrums are never plurals that end in just -S. Is that the only limitation? Would one that adds -ES to make a plural ever come up?

Not read the Countdown calendar recently, have you?

For anyone who doesn't have a copy of the calendar, the conundrum yesterday was STONEROAD

[TORNADOES] - answer hidden in brackets.

Would that really be used on the show as a conundrum though?

Jimmy wrote:I didn't think it was worth opening a new topic about but I was wondering why there are no -ING, -NESS, -LESS, etc. conundrums on apterous. Is it that they don't do them on the show anymore?

They frequently have conundrums whose solutions end in -ING on the show.

Although it isn't specified in the rules, S ending plurals aren't allowed as conundrums eg HEEDSLADY. Nor have I ever seen 3rd person singular forms of verbs ending in S eg COMMENCES as conundrums on the show. Would be too easy just to spot an 8 then add the S. However same cannot be said for -ING. Sometimes there are irregular verbs such as RESHAPING which aren't as easy to spot. Also sometimes the -ING is thrown in as a double bluff, eg GAUNTRISE.

Dinos Sfyris wrote:eg GAUNTRISE.

Fuck off.

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Also sometimes the -ING is thrown in as a double bluff

I think you'll find that's only a single bluff.

Damian has said that he would use a conundrum like MONEYBAGS (because there is no word moneybag) and apterous follows that.

Charlie Reams wrote:Damian has said that he would use a conundrum like MONEYBAGS (because there is no word moneybag) and apterous follows that.

I remember OUTSKIRTS being used recently(ish - ie last couple of years) on the show, presumably by similar logic.

Jon Corby wrote:

Charlie Reams wrote:Damian has said that he would use a conundrum like MONEYBAGS (because there is no word moneybag) and apterous follows that.

I remember OUTSKIRTS being used recently(ish - ie last couple of years) on the show, presumably by similar logic.

Didn't LAZYBONES come up on one of Ian Volante's games?

Jon Corby wrote:

Charlie Reams wrote:Damian has said that he would use a conundrum like MONEYBAGS (because there is no word moneybag) and apterous follows that.

I remember OUTSKIRTS being used recently(ish - ie last couple of years) on the show, presumably by similar logic.

Yep I've seen OUTSKIRTS a couple of times.

Jon Corby wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:eg GAUNTRISE.

Fuck off.

Dinos Sfyris wrote:

Jon Corby wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:eg GAUNTRISE.

Fuck off.

http://www.countdownwiki.com/Episode_4097

It haunts me more than anything else - 30 seconds of staring at the letters going "I know there's hundreds of 8s and probably a 9 here, and I all I can think about is fish fingers".

Jon Corby wrote: http://www.countdownwiki.com/Episode_4097

It haunts me more than anything else - 30 seconds of staring at the letters going "I know there's hundreds of 8s and probably a 9 here, and I all I can think about is fish fingers".

All the cool people get their highest score while missing a 9.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Jon Corby wrote:

All the cool people get their highest score while missing a 9.

Absolutely agree.

I concur...

http://www.countdownwiki.com/Episode_4272

I love how this thread is entitled "A tiny complaint" and is turning out to be one of the biggest threads on here. Nice one.

Kirk Bevins wrote:I love how this thread is entitled "A tiny complaint" and is turning out to be one of the biggest threads on here. Nice one.

Thanks

Charlie Reams wrote:Damian has said that he would use a conundrum like MONEYBAGS (because there is no word moneybag) and apterous follows that.

I've had GENTLEMEN on Apterous twice now. And missed it both times!

Instead of opening a new thread, I thought I would expand this conundrum-based thread and focus on conundrums that include a forumites name.

I have come across MANGEKIRK and also have had KIRKMANGE

Joseph Bolas wrote:Instead of opening a new thread, I thought I would expand this conundrum-based thread and focus on conundrums that include a forumites name.

I have come across MANGEKIRK and also have had KIRKMANGE

MINGEKRAK as an equaller

Joseph Bolas wrote:I
I have come across MANGEKIRK and also have had KIRKMANGE

Yeah I had KIRKMANGE crop up last weekend during my dedicated "Conundrum Shootout Weekend". Due to the scramble it put me off and I didn't solve it. Just like I failed to solve KIRKSNASH at COLIN on a crucial - getting it just after Dan V. had buzzed.

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:I
I have come across MANGEKIRK and also have had KIRKMANGE

Yeah I had KIRKMANGE crop up last weekend during my dedicated "Conundrum Shootout Weekend". Due to the scramble it put me off and I didn't solve it. Just like I failed to solve KIRKSNASH at COLIN on a crucial - getting it just after Dan V. had buzzed.

I believe there is nine 9-letter words that contain the letters K, I, R and K:

BRICKWORK, FRIKKADEL, KALAMKARI, KILDERKIN, KINGMAKER, KIRKYARDS, SHARKSKIN, SHIKKERED, SKERRICKS

Unfortunately though, none will ever appear on the show.

Joseph Bolas wrote:I believe there is nine 9-letter words that contain the letters K, I, R and K:

BRICKWORK, FRIKKADEL, KALAMKARI, KILDERKIN, KINGMAKER, KIRKYARDS, SHARKSKIN, SHIKKERED, SKERRICKS

Unfortunately though, none will ever appear on the show.

Why not?

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:I believe there is nine 9-letter words that contain the letters K, I, R and K:

BRICKWORK, FRIKKADEL, KALAMKARI, KILDERKIN, KINGMAKER, KIRKYARDS, SHARKSKIN, SHIKKERED, SKERRICKS

Unfortunately though, none will ever appear on the show.

Why not?

Only one K in the pack. Not sure if they could be used as a conundrum though (someone might make an extra K out of boredom one day).

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Phil Reynolds wrote:

Joseph Bolas wrote:I believe there is nine 9-letter words that contain the letters K, I, R and K:

BRICKWORK, FRIKKADEL, KALAMKARI, KILDERKIN, KINGMAKER, KIRKYARDS, SHARKSKIN, SHIKKERED, SKERRICKS

Unfortunately though, none will ever appear on the show.

Why not?

Only one K in the pack. Not sure if they could be used as a conundrum though (someone might make an extra K out of boredom one day).

I'm pretty sure not only have they had a double-K conundrum before but by accident, two Ks once came out not only in the same show, but in the same round, so I'm sure they have some spares.

Yup s58, Reverend Barry's 8th game. He was beaten on the crucial conundrum MILKSHAKE

Ben Wilson wrote:I'm pretty sure not only have they had a double-K conundrum before but by accident, two Ks once came out not only in the same show, but in the same round, so I'm sure they have some spares.

And I think this has been brought up before too, but going by today's conundrum, FLUFFIEST, there were 3 F's used, when there's normally only 2 in the consonant pile IIRC.

Joseph Bolas wrote:

Ben Wilson wrote:I'm pretty sure not only have they had a double-K conundrum before but by accident, two Ks once came out not only in the same show, but in the same round, so I'm sure they have some spares.

And I think this has been brought up before too, but going by today's conundrum, FLUFFIEST, there were 3 F's used, when there's normally only 2 in the consonant pile IIRC.

Sh*t - I checked all forums except for the spoilers forum for a reason, Joseph.

Meh you'd have got it anyway. Piss easy.

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Meh you'd have got it anyway. Piss easy.

Yeah, I gave myself the points anyway lol. Don't want it to ruin a good run of centuries..

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Meh you'd have got it anyway. Piss easy.

Yeah, I gave myself the points anyway lol. Don't want it to ruin a good run of centuries..

You weren't on a century before the conundrum? Sheesh.

Jon Corby wrote:

Kirk Bevins wrote:

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Meh you'd have got it anyway. Piss easy.

Yeah, I gave myself the points anyway lol. Don't want it to ruin a good run of centuries..

You weren't on a century before the conundrum? Sheesh.

Good point. I got 116 yesterday so I was on 106 before the conundrum but you get my drift.

When you (Charlie) switched the server off, you wiped out my 1000 round conundrum attack against Prune. Now I have to start again.

Kai Laddiman wrote:When you (Charlie) switched the server off, you wiped out my 1000 round conundrum attack against Prune. Now I have to start again.

Ian Volante wrote:

Kai Laddiman wrote:When you (Charlie) switched the server off, you wiped out my 1000 round conundrum attack against Prune. Now I have to start again.

It's almost exactly what my brother said but it wiped out my 100 round numbers game against Prune when I was winninb about 147-15!

^ (The above post was made by Callum)