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Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:42 am
by Sue Sanders
Alec Rivers wrote:
Sue Sanders wrote:I did that with the one I've written on the Spoilers thread!
I wouldn't mind having a look. Any chance of a link? ;)
Alec! The poem I posted you've already read;
You posted a comment
Were you dropped on the head
as a baby or something
that loosened your brain?
Now, run along quickly,
I won't tell you again.
;)

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:11 pm
by Julie T
Alec Rivers wrote:I recently found the Apterous site
Where people play Countdown for pleasure
Some are competitive, playing all night
Others just play at their leisure

The robots are useful if you're a bit shy
Or just want to practise the game
With confidence high, you'll then want to try
Against a real fellow or dame

You might be amazing, you might be alright
And that's what the rating will measure
You might think it's brill, or you might think it's shite
But I'll always think it's a treasure.

With wonderful people to chat to and meet
I've never heard anyone diss it
So if letters and numbers are right up your street
You'd be a right charlie to miss it!
Great poem and sentiment, Alec! :)

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:27 pm
by Derek Hazell
Alec Rivers wrote:Yes, it would, if you considered my celebration of Apterous analogous to genocide. :shock:
It was a joke Alec. In poor taste, yes, but then a lot of them are.
Sue Sanders wrote:[another poem]
Never mind the Duff - seems we have our own poet laureate right here!

So, in her honour:

Sue Sanders.
All the "S"s.
Sexual Sauciness
in Stockings and Suspenders?
But not the Schutzstaffel.
Though hail! SS Nude Arse.
That's her anagram.
Anagrams. We Stand for them.
Silly, Sensible.
Sassy sentience
In Solid Sentences.
Single Sayings
or Soppy Sentiment.
They're why we're all here.
Anagrams on the show.
Actively making words grow.
But it's Countdown.
Not Sountdown.
No "S"s there.
But it will suffice.
Our Sue
She will survive.

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:28 pm
by Michael Wallace
Derek Hazell wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:Yes, it would, if you considered my celebration of Apterous analogous to genocide. :shock:
It was a joke Alec. In poor taste, yes, but then a lot of them are.
I dunno, you might be onto something. What if we're all being subliminally trained into becoming killers of some set of people Charlie finds distasteful?

Man, there could be a film in this.

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:48 pm
by Alec Rivers
Sue Sanders wrote:...[a poem]...
Nice one. :D
Julie T wrote:Great poem and sentiment, Alec! :)
Cheers. ;)
Derek Hazell wrote:It was a joke Alec. In poor taste, yes, but then a lot of them are.
It's okay, mate, I know. My response was meant to be humorous, too (otherwise it would've had an angry face at the end).
Michael Wallace wrote:What if we're all being subliminally trained into becoming killers of some set of people Charlie finds distasteful?
The wish is father of the thought, my friend.

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:52 pm
by Derek Hazell
Alec Rivers wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:It was a joke Alec. In poor taste, yes, but then a lot of them are.
It's okay, mate, I know. My response was meant to be humorous, too (otherwise it would've had an angry face at the end).
desPONDent
Alec Rivers
Swam onto Ricki Lake
Drank in the Estuary English of Jenny Seagrove
But then was cheered by the music of Billy Ocean

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:58 pm
by Marc Meakin
Derek Hazell wrote:
Alec Rivers wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:It was a joke Alec. In poor taste, yes, but then a lot of them are.
It's okay, mate, I know. My response was meant to be humorous, too (otherwise it would've had an angry face at the end).
desPONDent
Alec Rivers
Swam onto Ricki Lake
Drank in the Estuary English of Jenny Seagrove
But then was cheered by the music of Billy Ocean
And the film Reservoir Dogs

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:08 pm
by Alec Rivers
Marc Meakin wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:desPONDent
Alec Rivers
Swam onto Ricki Lake
Drank in the Estuary English of Jenny Seagrove
But then was cheered by the music of Billy Ocean
And the film Reservoir Dogs
And the music of Muddy Waters

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:12 pm
by Marc Meakin
Alec Rivers wrote:
Marc Meakin wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:desPONDent
Alec Rivers
Swam onto Ricki Lake
Drank in the Estuary English of Jenny Seagrove
But then was cheered by the music of Billy Ocean
And the film Reservoir Dogs
And the music of Muddy Waters
Thats a bit exSTREAM

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:26 pm
by Alec Rivers
Derek Hazell, Marc Meakin, and Alec Rivers wrote:[DH]
desPONDent
Alec Rivers
Swam onto Ricki Lake
Drank in the Estuary English of Jenny Seagrove
But then was cheered by the music of Billy Ocean

[MM]
And the film Reservoir Dogs

[AR]
And the music of Muddy Waters

[DH]
Thats a bit exSTREAM
I can BROOK your response. ;)

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:37 pm
by Sue Sanders
Alec Rivers wrote:
Derek Hazell, Marc Meakin, and Alec Rivers wrote:[DH]
desPONDent
Alec Rivers
Swam onto Ricki Lake
Drank in the Estuary English of Jenny Seagrove
But then was cheered by the music of Billy Ocean

[MM]
And the film Reservoir Dogs

[AR]
And the music of Muddy Waters

[DH]
Thats a bit exSTREAM
I can BROOK your response. ;)
I think we're getting a bit BOGged down in this

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:09 pm
by Sue Sanders
Oi, Bosley. Mate,
I hope that you appreciate
What's been going on in the Spoiler Threading
Because it really is doing my bloomin' head in!

Re: National Poetry Day

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:10 pm
by D Eadie
Hey Sue, its true, you're no spring chicken.
2 legs, 2 breasts, all finger lickin'
Hot wings of bingo, and eyes of Panda's
You're more than nuts, you're a kernel, Sanders.