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Carbon fuckprint?Rosemary Roberts wrote:It would be an awful lot of commuting, though,Charlie Reams wrote:This works on Cambridge girls, I can assure you.Darren Carter wrote:And no matter what Jeff says, don't try to chat up girls at Oxford with "I'm a Countdown Octochamp don't you know...."
You were Matt Morrison's mum on the other end of the phone call?Kai Laddiman wrote:I was your mom on the other end of the call.Matt Morrison wrote: I was the switchboard operator who connected the phone call.
Does that mean "What does everyone else think?" was sarcasm? Sorry I didn't get it. I have Asperger's.Charlie Reams wrote:Phil is correct.
Yeah kinda. I really just reordered the words in Damian's post, which was already the answer to the your question. I was trying to be amusing but I think that frog has been categorically dissected now.Alec Rivers wrote:Does that mean "What does everyone else think?" was sarcasm? Sorry I didn't get it. I have Asperger's.Charlie Reams wrote:Phil is correct.
I know he was, when discussing the whole BEREAVING/BEAVERING incident I brought the matter up that the extra 10 points would be enough to lift me from 2nd worst to 3rd worst of all time as a joke, which he then told me to forget about, as further reflected below.David O'Donnell wrote:I think Damian was slightly taking the Michael when he posted about your total score etc. I thought he was lampooning the type of pissy posts we tend to get on this forum rather than having a genuine dig at you.
D Eadie wrote:On a more serious note, many congratulations Jeff. Let nothing detract from your achievement and thanks for making a splendid contribution to the programme.
I've actually only heard it twice- once from Colin Murray, and once from some girl from Liverpool who added me a few shows into my run.Daniel H wrote:I'm sure you've heard this a million times before, but you look like Tim Cahill.
I have nothing of note to add, though. Sorry.
The target: Facebook Fanny FrenzyJeffrey Burgin wrote:I've actually only heard it twice- once from Colin Murray, and once from some girl from Liverpool who added me a few shows into my run.
D Eadie wrote:Lost for words.
Bereft in fact.
Please refer to him by his stage name, 'Mr Showbiz' - it's in his rider.Derek Hazell wrote:The target: Facebook Fanny FrenzyJeffrey Burgin wrote:I've actually only heard it twice- once from Colin Murray, and once from some girl from Liverpool who added me a few shows into my run.
The solution: Jeffrey Burgin + (8 x episodes of Countdown)
- a few weirdos from DigitalSpy
/ hours in bedroom
For Damian's benefit, my rider also includes turquoise Smarties (not blue!), two bottles of sealed yet diluted Ribena, a llama, a first-edition copy of 'Keepy Guppy- The Steve Guppy Story', exactly 8192 pieces of A5 paper, for all production team to be wearing all the clothes that Rachel has worn this series (that includes you Damian, and I want you in the pink dress from Monday) and Dean Gaffney.Sue Sanders wrote:Please refer to him by his stage name, 'Mr Showbiz' - it's in his rider.
I think the image of you, Mr S, languishing back in a chair, and demanding 'turn round slowly for me, monkey boy' of Damian - in a pink dress, and, let us hope, 5 inch heels, may actually cause some on this site to explode!Jeffrey Burgin wrote:For Damian's benefit, my rider also .... for all production team to be wearing all the clothes that Rachel has worn this series (that includes you Damian, and I want you in the pink dress from Monday) and Dean Gaffney.Sue Sanders wrote:Please refer to him by his stage name, 'Mr Showbiz' - it's in his rider.
The intro says that standard formations (e.g. from dropping trailing e's) are not given, presumably for space reasons. Also bereaving is a participle, not a plural.Kai Laddiman wrote:Hmmm, as bereave (verb) is all that is specified, surely the plural would have to be bereaveing? It looks stupid though.
Fairy nuff.Charlie Reams wrote:The intro says that standard formations (e.g. from dropping trailing e's) are not given, presumably for space reasons.Kai Laddiman wrote:Hmmm, as bereave (verb) is all that is specified, surely the plural would have to be bereaveing? It looks stupid though.
Dammit, I keep doing thatCharlie Reams wrote:Also bereaving is a participle, not a plural.
Sue Sanders wrote:I think the image of you, Mr S, languishing back in a chair, and demanding 'turn round slowly for me, monkey boy' of Damian - in a pink dress, and, let us hope, 5 inch heels, may actually cause some on this site to explode!Jeffrey Burgin wrote:For Damian's benefit, my rider also .... for all production team to be wearing all the clothes that Rachel has worn this series (that includes you Damian, and I want you in the pink dress from Monday) and Dean Gaffney.Sue Sanders wrote:Please refer to him by his stage name, 'Mr Showbiz' - it's in his rider.
Well, that's only going to add to it!D Eadie wrote:Jeffrey Burgin wrote:I think the image of you, Mr S, languishing back in a chair, and demanding 'turn round slowly for me, monkey boy' of Damian - in a pink dress, and, let us hope, 5 inch heels, may actually cause some on this site to explode!Sue Sanders wrote: For Damian's benefit, my rider also .... for all production team to be wearing all the clothes that Rachel has worn this series (that includes you Damian, and I want you in the pink dress from Monday) and Dean Gaffney.
I feel somewhat violated.
'Mr. Showbiz' and Sue-per Sanders Violate Damian Shoc... Oh no, that's been done to death now hasn't it.Sue Sanders wrote:Well, that's only going to add to it!D Eadie wrote:I feel somewhat violated.
Saying that, it always made me laugh whenever Susie or Jeff started talking to Damian through the earpiece, as you couldn't see him but you could hear him speaking, like God or the Banker from DOND.Derek Hazell wrote:As Damian is normally the puppeteer who controls everything that ends up getting discussed on this forum, is this some kind of rôle reversal fantasy?
Oh, we can only dream, Jeffrey.Jeffrey Burgin wrote:Hang on a minute- if everyone's wearing Rachel's dresses, does that mean she's not wearing anyt...oh my word!
I'm sure hugging her would be fun then.....James Robinson wrote:Oh, we can only dream, Jeffrey.Jeffrey Burgin wrote:Hang on a minute- if everyone's wearing Rachel's dresses, does that mean she's not wearing anyt...oh my word!
Seriously dude, get a room with yourself.James Robinson wrote:Oh, we can only dream, Jeffrey.Jeffrey Burgin wrote:Hang on a minute- if everyone's wearing Rachel's dresses, does that mean she's not wearing anyt...oh my word!
