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Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:20 pm
by Phil Reynolds
harry wrote:I've decided not to apply until I've thought of something original to say when requesting the numbers.
If/when I get on I plan to ask for a "Hallwhite" - i.e. an inverted Whitehall, or 2-1-2-1.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:33 pm
by Frank Rodolf
harry wrote:I've decided not to apply until I've thought of something original to say when requesting the numbers.
I would probably go for "US telephone directory", even though I stink at 4-large. :)

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:57 pm
by John Douglas
Ralph wrote:Perhaps I have too much time on my hands.
But I was thinking today when watching the conundrum...
the contestant guessed..
Des said "Let's have a look shall we?"..
the letters flipped over ...
and - tension mounts - surprise - he was right.
I still hope to see when the letters flip over that the contestant was wrong.
This is a major dramatic defect in Countdown IMO, if that is possible. It would be more interesting if the host interrogated the board whether the contestant who had guessed was right or wrong. If wrong, it would make a "no" sound (as in other game shows); if right, it would reveal the answer. To do this would involve a certain amount of new technology from C4, which might be a problem cash-wise. But it would make the conundrum more exciting - but would it be too vulgar?

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:07 pm
by Gavin Chipper
John Douglas wrote:
Ralph wrote:Perhaps I have too much time on my hands.
But I was thinking today when watching the conundrum...
the contestant guessed..
Des said "Let's have a look shall we?"..
the letters flipped over ...
and - tension mounts - surprise - he was right.
I still hope to see when the letters flip over that the contestant was wrong.
This is a major dramatic defect in Countdown IMO, if that is possible. It would be more interesting if the host interrogated the board whether the contestant who had guessed was right or wrong. If wrong, it would make a "no" sound (as in other game shows); if right, it would reveal the answer. To do this would involve a certain amount of new technology from C4, which might be a problem cash-wise. But it would make the conundrum more exciting - but would it be too vulgar?
It's like in 8/10 Cats when they have to pick the top five most talked about things. If he says "Let's see if you're right" then they are.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:56 pm
by Eoin Monaghan
Frank Rodolf wrote:
harry wrote:I've decided not to apply until I've thought of something original to say when requesting the numbers.
I would probably go for "US telephone directory", even though I stink at 4-large. :)
i was thinking of a 'doesn't matter' selection- no biggies

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:26 am
by Peter Mabey
harry wrote:I've decided not to apply until I've thought of something original to say when requesting the numbers.
I'd like to ask for a P - two middle from top row, two below them, one from each of other rows under left of them. :lol:

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:41 pm
by Jason Larsen
Bob Holness would be happy, Peter!

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:50 pm
by Derek Hazell
Is today the first time it has been done by both contestants in the same show?


Also, we haven't had the "Y" joke yet since Jeff's been in charge.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:19 pm
by Marc Meakin
Derek Hazell wrote:Is today the first time it has been done by both contestants in the same show?


Also, we haven't had the "Y" joke yet since Jeff's been in charge.
I think it also the first time 4 large has been chosen by Rachel/Carol when given the choice

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:00 pm
by Kai Laddiman
Marc Meakin wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:Is today the first time it has been done by both contestants in the same show?


Also, we haven't had the "Y" joke yet since Jeff's been in charge.
I think it also the first time 4 large has been chosen by Rachel/Carol when given the choice
That reminds me, if I went on again I would ask for "2 small ones and any 4 large of your choice".

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:05 pm
by JackHurst
Kai Laddiman wrote:
Marc Meakin wrote:
Derek Hazell wrote:Is today the first time it has been done by both contestants in the same show?


Also, we haven't had the "Y" joke yet since Jeff's been in charge.
I think it also the first time 4 large has been chosen by Rachel/Carol when given the choice
That reminds me, if I went on again I would ask for "2 small ones and any 4 large of your choice".
I might Nick that one if i get to go on the show before you get the chance to appear on it again :D

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:11 pm
by Matt Morrison
"One large, four small, and one large, please."

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:16 pm
by Darren Carter
"Can I have two large ones from your top rack please Rachel?"

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:38 pm
by Marc Meakin
How about a Ted Rogers

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:16 am
by Rosemary Roberts
Derek Hazell wrote:Also, we haven't had the "Y" joke yet since Jeff's been in charge.
If you mean people saying "why not?", I think the opportunity doesn't arise often enough for it to be annoying. But I vividly remember the brilliant John Davies responding entirely deadpan with "I have to start somewhere" and getting absolutely no response from anyone in the studio.

He was [JL] one funny guy [/JL].

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:05 pm
by Liam Tiernan
Ralph Gillions wrote:After hearing it said for so many years I believe any contestant who - after being offered an `X` or a `Z` - says "And a better one please Carol", should be severely punished. Perhaps taken outside and horse-whipped, or automatically eliminated.
Or both.
Just to show how reasonable I am - I also find myself turn against any contestant who always chooses 3 consonants, 3 vowels, and 3 consonants. The `3,3,3` brigade for some strange reason irritate me.
You see, I`m perfectly reasonable.
You've never played me, have you?

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:23 pm
by JimBentley
Derek Hazell wrote:Also, we haven't had the "Y" joke yet since Jeff's been in charge.
My secret shame is that I think the "Y" joke is really funny. I was going to do it when I was on, but didn't get the chance until my last game and by that time I was a bit zoned out and forgot.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:26 pm
by Derek Hazell
3 times in one show today from the same contestant.
Cringeworthy.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:58 pm
by Michael Wallace
Derek Hazell wrote:3 times in one show today from the same contestant.
Cringeworthy.
OMGWTF SPOILERS!!!!

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:46 pm
by Jeffrey Burgin
Darren Carter wrote:"Can I have two large ones from your top rack please Rachel?"
Don't go stealing my jokes blud. :P

Btw, that one is defo getting asked when I'm on in September! Tempted to ask for one something Jeff would be used to as well aka a 'Hartlepool', or lots at the bottom. ;)

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:50 pm
by Darren Carter
Jeffrey Burgin wrote:
Darren Carter wrote:"Can I have two large ones from your top rack please Rachel?"
Don't go stealing my jokes blud. :P

Btw, that one is defo getting asked when I'm on in September! Tempted to ask for one something Jeff would be used to as well aka a 'Hartlepool', or lots at the bottom. ;)
Ha wondered how long it would take for you to spot that one, longer than I thought actually. The Hartlepool one would be a good one, although it would lead to 6 small numbers......

As far as today goes, I was shocked to hear a rapturous applause after Paul's first hilariously un-funny "joke".

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:22 am
by Jason Larsen
Derek, it's not the end of the world!

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:47 am
by Derek Hazell
Jason Larsen wrote:Derek, it's not the end of the world!
I know, Jason, but there was already a thread about it, so I thought I'd comment.

It's the way it is always set up as a joke which is the irritating part of it, and each person says it as if they are the first one to ever think of it.

It's completely different to a vocal tick, which I think is mean to pick up on, such as DesO's "okey-doke", which was misquoted by most of the very forum members who claimed to keep hearing it as "okey-dokey".

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:28 pm
by Jason Larsen
They want to make up for bad luck, Derek!

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:43 pm
by Ralph Gillions
2 years on from my original post, and still it goes on.
Another request for "a better one" today.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:57 pm
by Charlie Reams
Ralph Gillions wrote:2 years on from my original post, and still it goes on.
Another request for "a better one" today.
It's almost like people on the show haven't read your forum post from two years ago.

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:59 pm
by Jon Corby
Charlie Reams wrote:
Ralph Gillions wrote:2 years on from my original post, and still it goes on.
Another request for "a better one" today.
It's almost like people on the show haven't read your forum post from two years ago.
a-lol

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:02 pm
by Ralph Gillions
Charlie Reams wrote:
Ralph Gillions wrote:2 years on from my original post, and still it goes on.
Another request for "a better one" today.
It's almost like people on the show haven't read your forum post from two years ago.
I am sad that I have such little influence ;)

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:56 pm
by Kevin Davis
Is it bad I followed up my "and a better one" with "or not" when the next letter was a Y?

Re: "...and a better one..."

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:59 pm
by Matt Morrison
Anyone who doesn't respond to "Y" with "because I fucking asked for one" is a pussy.