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Ryan Taylor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUEcaAc6 ... e=youtu.be

Nice

Ryan Taylor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUEcaAc6 ... e=youtu.be

Ahahaha.

So that this post isn't a complete waste of time, have another link that made me do an A-lol out of my mouth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUVNuD3MiU

This made me laugh and go 'awwww' all at the same time.

If your attention span can stretch to a 10 minute short film, this is absolutely great and probably makes laughing sounds come out of your mouth and nose.

If your attention span can stretch to a 13 minute short film, this is, er, OK.

Actually it's probably a bit of a waste of time.

But it does have my name in the credits.

Here's a Link link http://ie.ign.com/videos/2011/05/27/lin ... e-fan-film

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUEcaAc6 ... e=youtu.be

Nice

This has been taken down. I can't even remember what it was.

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUEcaAc6 ... e=youtu.be

Nice

This has been taken down. I can't even remember what it was.

Awww. It was 3 guys making a bicycle out of them selves with one riding it along one of those conveyor belt things at an airport.

Ryan Taylor wrote:Awww. It was 3 guys making a bicycle out of them selves with one riding it along one of those conveyor belt things at an airport.

Yeah, I can see why that violated YouTube's Terms of Service.

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:Awww. It was 3 guys making a bicycle out of them selves with one riding it along one of those conveyor belt things at an airport.

Yeah, I can see why that violated YouTube's Terms of Service.

They could have had inappropriate tags to boost views, or something.

Nice satire of religion here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_E4haW1upw

http://www.nameoftheyear.com/NOTY2011/NOTY_2011.pdf

The fact that Col. Many-Bears Grinder is about to lose to Leviticus Payne in round 2 is a travesty, though. I've KNOWN people with first names that are Old Testament books not named after people ffs

Steve Balog wrote:http://www.nameoftheyear.com/NOTY2011/NOTY_2011.pdf

The fact that Col. Many-Bears Grinder is about to lose to Leviticus Payne in round 2 is a travesty, though. I've KNOWN people with first names that are Old Testament books not named after people ffs

That is outrageous. However, I can't see Col. Many-Bears Grinder getting past Shalom Dreampeace Compost to win that quarter of the draw, so it is possibly a moot point. Personally I'm hoping for a Shalom Dreampeace Compost - Vernon Lee Bad Marriage Jnr. final.

Shalom already lost in round 1. From what I can tell Leviticus is a recent college [American] football recruit so that explains all the votes. I can see him winning the whole thing to the dismay of the entire rest of the internet -- America takes college [American] football way, way too seriously.

Vernon was unlucky to be placed in a very stacked division (though some people are predicting Vernon to win it all, so who knows) and the whole internet is behind Taco B.M. Monster to win it all -- Honestly, I think the Dragonwagon finals are essentially going to decide the entire bracket.

James Nguyen wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFNaFeIm4bU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmPvv4YhbZQ

The stone-hearted and unsentimental among you needn't bother watching this performance of a song by Amanda McBroom:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW7gy42n-k0

For the uninitiated, Amanda McBroom is a cabaret singer and songwriter best known for writing the Bette Midler song "The Rose". (ST:TNG fans may also remember her as the JAG officer, Captain Phillipa Louvois, in the classic season 2 episode The Measure of a Man - the one where Data is subjected to a hearing to determine whether he has rights or is simply the property of Starfleet.) How she makes it to the end of this song in one piece I'm not quite sure.

Phil Reynolds wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

enjoyed!

Matt Morrison wrote:

Phil Reynolds wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

enjoyed!

Oh good - I was starting to think I'd killed the thread, judging by the tumbleweed that followed my previous post.

I particularly like the line "Fucking Lexmark shit" for some reason. I've never owned a Lexmark printer, know nothing about them and have nothing against them per se. It just sounds funnier in this context than Epson or Canon or HP.

Phil Reynolds wrote:I was starting to think I'd killed the thread, judging by the tumbleweed that followed my previous post.

I particularly like the line "Fucking Lexmark shit" for some reason. I've never owned a Lexmark printer, know nothing about them and have nothing against them per se. It just sounds funnier in this context than Epson or Canon or HP.

I think my first ever printer was a Lexmark. It was shit. In a way I think all printers are shit. There desperately needs to be some technological advance (hand-in-hand with a new attitude to ink costs ideally).

I did watch your previous video, but I didn't know who she was or who her dad was. I consider myself to be (and indeed, am) the entire opposite of "stone-hearted and unsentimental" but the video still didn't mean much to me, but I appreciated your intention so I wasn't going to call you an idiot for posting it! Plus you said something about Star Trek, I don't respond to that sort of thing out of habit.

Matt Morrison wrote:

Phil Reynolds wrote:I was starting to think I'd killed the thread, judging by the tumbleweed that followed my previous post.

I particularly like the line "Fucking Lexmark shit" for some reason. I've never owned a Lexmark printer, know nothing about them and have nothing against them per se. It just sounds funnier in this context than Epson or Canon or HP.

I think my first ever printer was a Lexmark. It was shit. In a way I think all printers are shit. There desperately needs to be some technological advance (hand-in-hand with a new attitude to ink costs ideally).

How about a slot in your laptop that spits out paper as you type?

Matt Morrison wrote:I did watch your previous video, but I didn't know who she was or who her dad was. I consider myself to be (and indeed, am) the entire opposite of "stone-hearted and unsentimental" but the video still didn't mean much to me

I'd never heard of her dad before this week either, and didn't know that much about her. It's the song itself that brings a lump to my throat - I have a cover version of it on a Barbara Cook CD, which I'd always found moving long before I knew who wrote it and that the story behind it was true.

Matt Morrison wrote: I think my first ever printer was a Lexmark. It was shit. In a way I think all printers are shit. There desperately needs to be some technological advance (hand-in-hand with a new attitude to ink costs ideally).

Get yourself a laser. They're cheap now and I've literally never had to replace the toner.

Charlie Reams wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote: I think my first ever printer was a Lexmark. It was shit. In a way I think all printers are shit. There desperately needs to be some technological advance (hand-in-hand with a new attitude to ink costs ideally).

Get yourself a laser. They're cheap now and I've literally never had to replace the toner.

True this. You can get a decent enough mono laser printer for about forty quid now and unless you're churning out a novel a day on it, the cartridges do seem to last forever (although to be fair, a replacement cartridge will probably cost more than the printer itself). It's worth checking out what cartridge comes pre-installed with it though, some manufacturers ship them with toner cartridges that are only about quarter full.

JimBentley wrote:some manufacturers ship them with toner cartridges that are only about quarter full.

Hewlett f'kin Packard CLJ CM1312 (ton+ for the replacements an' all!)

Proper wicked printer tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2plXY1 ... 49F910BF01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gV7rHgc7Bk

http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 <- definitely the worst member of C4C

Ben Hunter wrote:http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 <- definitely the worst member of C4C

Ooh, an accolade!

Adam Gillard wrote:

Ben Hunter wrote:http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 <- definitely the worst member of C4C

Ooh, an accolade!

Glad you posted that Adam, because I fell for it completely and was about to kick off a bit. What a tit.

Ben Hunter wrote:http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 <- definitely the worst member of C4C

Why are you broadcasting my facebook profile on the internet you dick?

Triple whammy, hee hee.

Ben Hunter wrote:http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 <- definitely the worst member of C4C

I don't get it.

Phil Reynolds wrote:I don't get it.

For those who don't have facebook, it just sends you to your own profile page.

Ryan Taylor wrote:

Phil Reynolds wrote:I don't get it.

For those who don't have facebook, it just sends you to your own profile page.

Does it? Mine sent me to some geezer called Ben Hunter

Lesley Hines wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:For those who don't have facebook, it just sends you to your own profile page.

Does it? Mine sent me to some geezer called Ben Hunter

Don't you mean James Nguyen?

I haven't clicked on it but I'm reliably informed by Richard Brittain that it links to Kirk Bevins's Facebook profile.

Ryan Taylor wrote:

Lesley Hines wrote:

Ryan Taylor wrote:For those who don't have facebook, it just sends you to your own profile page.

Does it? Mine sent me to some geezer called Ben Hunter

Don't you mean James Nguyen?

I've been rumbled.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
Some lols on how technology can make your life more amusing than intended

Lesley Hines wrote:http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
Some lols on how technology can make your life more amusing than intended

What's a fucking cook out?

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Lesley Hines wrote:http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
Some lols on how technology can make your life more amusing than intended

What's a fucking cook out?

A cook out's a barbecue. Not sure what a fucking cook out is - perhaps one where the sausages are put to a more imaginative use?

How to troll a dating website

Martyn Simpson wrote:How to troll a dating website

Fantastic.

Until today, I had never heard of tau or knew that there were people who really hate pi.
I do now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169

Matt Morrison wrote:Until today, I had never heard of tau or knew that there were people who really hate pi.
I do now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169

Yeah, I'd heard of that before. I'd thought before myself that having pi instead of 2*pi seemed a bit arbitrary. Turned out I was right.

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote:Until today, I had never heard of tau or knew that there were people who really hate pi.
I do now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169

Yeah, I'd heard of that before. I'd thought before myself that having pi instead of 2*pi seemed a bit arbitrary. Turned out I was right.

Having a Maths teacher who thinks a number from 1 to 10 in his head and tells you to guess it - with the answer square root of pi, (which I guessed) is most extremely infuriating.

Oh, and a link for y'all - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXf9-Z3jwk

Honestly I like tau because it means more geeky math days -- I mean the link makes sense but I think I'd get funny looks if I used tau for 2*pi on maths homework.

For me, somewhat ironically, the first I heard of tau was on pi day this year.

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Matt Morrison wrote:Do you need to access pussy stuff on the web faster?
Scour the earth for pussy?
Find pussy nearby?
Explore pussy in 3D?
Then Google's new site is for you.

Haha awesome. All of the headings are LOL funny.

Martyn Simpson wrote:How to troll a dating website

I thought that was going to be a link to one of these: http://www.reddit.com/r/DateRape/commen ... okcupid_2/, http://www.reddit.com/r/DateRape/commen ... okcupid_3/ or UltimateDouche's outtakes. (If you've never used Reddit before, just find posts by TheUltimateDouche and read them.) The first one isn't that funny, by 2 he's honing his art and by 3 he's a master troll.

In other links, my latest blog.

Got a webcam yesterday so thought I'd stick some of my songs up on the interweb. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F4cjjlQ ... ideo_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qx9D9tD ... ideo_title

Mark James wrote:Got a webcam yesterday so thought I'd stick some of my songs up on the interweb. Enjoy.

Nice guitar playing. However, "some of my songs"/"a little song especially for you"/"Another little song" - er, dude, where's the singing?

Also, I can't see your face properly in the vids so how am I supposed to know whether or not I should be stalking you?

But, as I said - really nice guitar work.

I'm a bit slow on discovering this (almost 2 years in fact) but if you like Brian Blessed then the online comedy sketches in Henry 8.0 are quite good.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/show/p0056cb5/henry_80/

Just rediscovered this, which I originally found sitting in a folder of Animal promo videos that for some reason came pre-installed with my copy of Windows 7, so lots of you have probably already seen it, but just in case...

Top surfer Alan Stokes sending up his own public image

Phil Reynolds wrote:Top surfer Alan Stokes sending up his own public image

LMFAO at some of the comments on that video.

Top interview with Ed Miliband - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtVm8wt ... e=youtu.be

Gavin Chipper wrote:Top interview with Ed Miliband - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtVm8wt ... e=youtu.be

Haha, he's nuts!

Gavin Chipper wrote:Top interview with Ed Miliband - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtVm8wt ... e=youtu.be

If I'd been the interviewer I'd have been tempted to start asking him stupid questions like "Who is your favourite member of the Pussycat Dolls?" or "Who would win in a fight between Ed Balls and a giraffe?" just to see if he'd answer those with the same soundbites.