Do you like Kirk Bevins?

Richard Brittain · Post by **Richard Brittain** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:02 pm

As requested.

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:03 pm

Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:16 pm

I'm trying - I don't want our marriage to be doomed. He's crap in bed though.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:18 pm

I like Richard Brittain. Are the two mutually exclusive?
Help!!

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:20 pm

Derek Hazell wrote:I like Richard Brittain. Are the two mutually exclusive?
Help!!

Do the two mutually masturbate over their good answers?

Do you masturbate over their good answers?

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:24 pm

In light of this, posted earlier today:

Kirk Bevins wrote:As much as I hate you Corby

It's gonna have to be a "no" from me

I'm very sensitive, you see.

James Robinson · Post by **James Robinson** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:31 pm

Surely there need to be more options such as:

Yes, but just as a Countdown master or Yes, but just as a "normal" person, simply Yes, and simply No.

Since it's just Yes/No as the options, I'm abstaining.

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:32 pm

James Robinson wrote:Surely there need to be more options such as:

Yes, but just as a Countdown master or Yes, but just as a "normal" person, simply Yes, and simply No.

Since it's just Yes/No as the options, I'm abstaining.

Why not "yes"? What have you got against Kirk?

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:35 pm

I put up with him.

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:35 pm

To say I like Kirk Bevins would be a considerable understatement.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:38 pm

Charlie Reams wrote:To say I like Kirk Bevins would be a considerable understatement.

Would "I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins I like Kirk Bevins" be a more suitably sized statement?

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:04 pm

Your popularity has dropped significantly over the last half hour, Kirk. You better do something amusing.

Kieran Child · Post by **Kieran Child** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:06 pm

Kirk Bevins is class

And he thinks I fancy him, which makes it all the better.
He should be star of an anime though.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:30 pm

Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.

This.

And may I remind you of this.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:45 pm

Phil Reynolds wrote:And may I remind you of this.

Thanks for that reminder - well worth reading the Jason/Jim encounter again - classic.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:54 pm

Matt Morrison wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:And may I remind you of this.
Thanks for that reminder

I remember all too clearly that I almost titled that thread "Kirk Bevins is lovely", but decided at the last moment that that sounded a bit gay and so went with the distinctly diffident "Kirk Bevins is OK", which I subsequently regretted.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:14 am

Hmm not quite sure why RB has decided to make this a poll? What will you do with the results Richard?

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:56 am

Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.

I don't dislike you Gavin.

James Robinson · Post by **James Robinson** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:02 am

Jon Corby wrote:
James Robinson wrote:Surely there need to be more options such as:

Yes, but just as a Countdown master or Yes, but just as a "normal" person, simply Yes, and simply No.

Since it's just Yes/No as the options, I'm abstaining.
Why not "yes"? What have you got against Kirk?

Actually, I've weighed all the pros and cons and I don't think that my abstaination is justified, so I will vote yes.

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:14 am

James Robinson wrote:Actually, I've weighed all the pros and cons and I don't think that my abstaination is justified, so I will vote yes.

What are the cons?

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:33 am

Jon Corby wrote:
James Robinson wrote:Actually, I've weighed all the pros and cons and I don't think that my abstaination is justified, so I will vote yes.
What are the cons?

9 letter anagrams that you have to unscramble into a word. Ba doom, tsch.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:56 am

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.
This.

Kirk Bevins wrote:I don't dislike you Gavin.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:48 am

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Phil Reynolds wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Yes, but he probably doesn't like me.
This.

Kirk Bevins wrote:I don't dislike you Gavin.

I'm starting to think Kirk's more important to you than I am.

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:12 am

Matt Morrison wrote:I'm starting to think Kirk's more important to you than I am.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:18 am

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:I'm starting to think Kirk's more important to you than I am.

Nice cumback

Richard Brittain · Post by **Richard Brittain** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:14 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:Hmm not quite sure why RB has decided to make this a poll? What will you do with the results Richard?

It's of no interest to me really; I was requested to make the poll. I've now just been requested to make a same poll for Derek Hazell, so that we can compare the results. (it definitely wasn't Derek Hazell who requested either of these polls, by the way, but I've been asked to maintain the person's anonymity)

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:39 pm

Richard Brittain wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:Hmm not quite sure why RB has decided to make this a poll? What will you do with the results Richard?
It's of no interest to me really; I was requested to make the poll. I've now just been requested to make a same poll for Derek Hazell, so that we can compare the results. (it definitely wasn't Derek Hazell who requested either of these polls, by the way, but I've been asked to maintain the person's anonymity)

Ah, that old chestnut. Nice one.

And Phil, of course I like you.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:42 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:And Phil, of course I like you.

That very much sounds like "we're better off just staying friends". I used to hear that a lot, the bitches.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:43 pm

Matt Morrison wrote: That very much sounds like "we're better off just staying friends". I used to hear that a lot, the bitches.

No mate, they're right. Stay friends. They're too much money otherwise. Either stay friends of title them as a fuck buddy.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:26 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote: That very much sounds like "we're better off just staying friends". I used to hear that a lot, the bitches.
No mate, they're right. Stay friends. They're too much money otherwise. Either stay friends of title them as a fuck buddy.

"We're better off just staying friends" is usually a request for you to stop fucking them.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:28 pm

Ben Hunter wrote:
"We're better off just staying friends" is usually a request for you stop fucking them.

Ah, shit. So that's what I've been doing wrong. Sorry, Sue.

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:30 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Ben Hunter wrote:
"We're better off just staying friends" is usually a request for you stop fucking them.
Ah, shit. So that's what I've been doing wrong. Sorry, Sue.

No, fuck it Kirk - I've got plenty enough friends...

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:39 pm

Sue Sanders wrote:
No, fuck it Kirk - I've got plenty enough friends...

Nice one. When you say "fuck it" I assume you're speaking literally? I'll see you at 8.

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:45 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Sue Sanders wrote: No, fuck it Kirk - I've got plenty enough friends...
Nice one. When you say "fuck it" I assume you're speaking literally? I'll see you at 8.

You make it sound like you're expecting to be copulating with a table.

(Not that I judge, of course.)

Phil Reynolds · Post by **Phil Reynolds** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:46 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:And Phil, of course I like you.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:50 pm

Kirk Phil Sue shocker

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:55 pm

Derek Hazell wrote:Kirk Phil Sue shocker

Might just as well make it a foursome, Dez - I'll do a detour off the M40 for you.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:57 pm

Sue Sanders wrote:Might just as well make it a foursome, Dez - I'll do a detour off the M40 for you.

You had your chance, Sue. You've moved on to Kirk and Matt Morrison now