Is Apterous Down Syndrome?

Matthew Green · Post by **Matthew Green** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:12 am

I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth.

I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him.

I tried one lst time at 6:32am but found apterous in a mainstream playground joining in a game of football with some older boys who then engineered a fake penalty and let apterous score from it before patronisingly, but sweetly, celebrating with him and calling him Ronaldo.

So is apterous down syndrome for everyone or is it just me?

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:30 am

Jesus we need a "like" button. Excellent.

David O'Donnell · Post by **David O'Donnell** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:36 am

Matthew Green wrote:I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth.

I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him.

I tried one lst time at 6:32am but found apterous in a mainstream playground joining in a game of football with some older boys who then engineered a fake penalty and let apterous score from it before patronisingly, but sweetly, celebrating with him and calling him Ronaldo.

So is apterous down syndrome for everyone or is it just me?

My uncle has Down's Syndrome and he thought this was bloody hilarious.

Ben Hunter · Post by **Ben Hunter** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:09 pm

A disgusting post. You're just jealous because you don't have an extra chromosome.

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:50 pm

Matthew Green wrote:I tried to log into apterous at 11:44 last night but instead of letting me play it looked slightly Chinese, had ketchup all down its shirt and had spit dribbling out the side of its mouth.

I tried again an hour later but apterous simply shat its pants and then asked me to marry him.

I tried one lst time at 6:32am but found apterous in a mainstream playground joining in a game of football with some older boys who then engineered a fake penalty and let apterous score from it before patronisingly, but sweetly, celebrating with him and calling him Ronaldo.

So is apterous down syndrome for everyone or is it just me?

My uncle has Down's Syndrome and when he read this he committed suicide.

Matthew Green · Post by **Matthew Green** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:47 pm

I'm just jealous because I dont have the exact same face as everyone on my school bus.

Sue Sanders · Post by **Sue Sanders** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm

Ben Hunter wrote:A disgusting post. You're just jealous because you don't have an extra chromosome.

He might have had one, Ben, but he'll have wanked it out by now.

Matthew Green · Post by **Matthew Green** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:57 pm

My child had down syndrome so I murdered it.

Jimmy Gough · Post by **Jimmy Gough** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm

Matthew Green wrote:My child had down syndrome so I murdered it.

Wow.

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:24 am

You're very clever, Matthew!

What? Is Apterous fixing itself with or without Charlie here?

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:28 am

Jason Larsen wrote:You're very clever, Matthew!

What!? Jason, do you actually read posts or are you a secret murderer?

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:53 pm

No, Kirk.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:02 pm

+1. Beautiful.

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:20 pm

Thank you, Matt.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:49 pm

Jason Larsen wrote:No, Kirk.

No, I didn't think you read posts. I'm not sure why I bother half the time.

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:03 pm

No, Kirk, I am not mean to people!

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:07 pm

Jason Larsen wrote:No, Kirk, I am not mean to people!

You may not be but you seem to ignore posts or don't read them before replying. Also, do you know how to quote?

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:08 pm

Kirk!

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:09 pm

You're kidding, Michael.

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:25 pm

I got my uncle's auntie's cousin's Down's nephew toy versions of Kirk and James Robinson for Christmas.
He loves playing with his Pocket Kirkulator and his Inhuman Calculator!

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:34 pm

Ralph Gillions · Post by **Ralph Gillions** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:35 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote: I'm not sure why I bother half the time.

Nor me. I wish you wouldn`t,

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:36 pm

Jason Larsen wrote:Yes.

Are you answering the thread's main question, Jason?

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:44 pm

Ralph Gillions wrote: Nor me. I wish you wouldn`t,

Man, you find my replies annoying? If you removed the source...

Ralph Gillions · Post by **Ralph Gillions** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:52 pm

Tolerance.

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:57 pm

Yes, Matt.

Kieran Child · Post by **Kieran Child** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:58 pm

I find the whole thing kinda cute.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:03 pm

Ralph Gillions wrote:Tolerance.

Coeternal.

Matt Morrison · Post by **Matt Morrison** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:03 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Ralph Gillions wrote:Tolerance.
Coeternal.

No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:04 pm

Matt Morrison wrote: No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"

You mean you make funny posts?

Derek Hazell · Post by **Derek Hazell** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:09 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote: No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"
You mean you make funny posts?

And they say boys can be bitchier than girls!
In Kirk's defence though, I think it comes from being a maths teacher - he likes people to show their working.

Kieran Child · Post by **Kieran Child** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:13 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote: No shit, that was the first thing I looked up. And then I was typing it, I thought, "hang on, this isn't funny"
You mean you make funny posts?

Well miaow. That cat scratches

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:37 pm

I hope I'm not speaking out of turn but I've always thought that Jason has come across as a bit aspergic (if that's a word), but Kirk, also being slightly aspergic himself, doesn't really see where Jason is coming from and so just finds him annoying.

Jason Larsen · Post by **Jason Larsen** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:26 am

To tell you the truth, Gavin, you're right.

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