Signs

[Chris Philpot]

Here's a quickie that you might like - not mine, I should add, but a classic I encountered on the web many years ago:

Which two signs are always found together in libraries?

Good luck.

[Adam Dexter]

Exit and entrance, on a revolving door?

[Kirk Bevins]

Exit and entrance, on a revolving door?

But why a library? Must involve books somehow, like the title of a book or something, like STOP and START are always in the same dictionary or something.

[Adam Dexter]

Well I was guessing ever so slightly! Trying to think laterally for a change!

[Neil Zussman]

Nice one Chris, not one I've heard before, so I'm pleased with myself for working this one out:
Aries and Libra. <---- Answer written in white, to avoid spoiling it for anyone else, highlight it to read.
Someone else can add the explanation.

[JasonCullen]

Fiction and non-fiction

[Ian Volante]

Here's a quickie that you might like - not mine, I should add, but a classic I encountered on the web many years ago:

Which two signs are always found together in libraries?

Good luck.

A dirty look from the librarian and a swift kick up the arse?

[Kai Laddiman]

Here's a quickie that you might like - not mine, I should add, but a classic I encountered on the web many years ago:

Which two signs are always found together in libraries?

Good luck.

A dirty look from the librarian and a swift kick up the arse?

Ian Volante and Britain's Top 10 Most Wanted.

[Ian Volante]

Here's a quickie that you might like - not mine, I should add, but a classic I encountered on the web many years ago:

Which two signs are always found together in libraries?

Good luck.

A dirty look from the librarian and a swift kick up the arse?

Ian Volante and Britain's Top 10 Most Wanted.

Cheeky sod

[Peter Mabey]

Nice one Chris, not one I've heard before, so I'm pleased with myself for working this one out:
Aries and Libra. <---- Answer written in white, to avoid spoiling it for anyone else, highlight it to read.
Someone else can add the explanation.

Zodiac<--- This is why.

[Adam Dexter]

I love it

[Chris Philpot]

Yep, that's the one. I will say no more and leave the answer concealed within the white text so that anyone who still wants to have a go isn't confronted by the answer as they scroll down.

Great work, guys.

[Ian Volante]

My pedantic side wishes to complain about this solution, but I'm currently restraining it...

[Chris Philpot]

Because they aren't together, so much as combined?

[Ian Volante]

Because they aren't together, so much as combined?

Aye, a cheap trick. I feel demeaned.

[Michael Wallace]

You must hate it when Paul Zenon is on.

[Ian Volante]

You must hate it when Paul Zenon is on.

I've only ever seen him on two episodes, so I'm coping okay thus far!