Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series

[Ian Dent]

No.

[Liam Tiernan]

No.

Thanks. Include me in.

[J.Levison]

If it's still not to late to enter then i'd like to be included cheers. James Levison.

[Josh Hurst]

Ian, if it is not too late could I also be included please? I have only just read about this, it sounds awesome.

[James Hall]

In.

[Ian Dent]

Any news on the first match?

[Matt Morrison]

Badcock's in too.

[Kai Laddiman]

[Ian Volante]

Is this what it's like when Damian isn't in charge?

[Matt Morrison]

Opening Match

Oliver Garner vs Charlie Reams

Challengers in order

Ryan Taylor
Jon O'Neill
Innis Carson
Sue Sanders

Charlie and Oli haven't played a 15 rounder since 23 Dec 2009.

[John Gillies]

I've just noticed this. As I'm too shit (and too shit scared) to apply for Countdown, I would love to have played in this. I guess I'm miles too late?

[James Robinson]

I've just noticed this. As I'm too shit (and too shit scared) to apply for Countdown, I would love to have played in this. I guess I'm miles too late?

I doubt it, considering that we haven't actually started yet!

[John Gillies]

Great! Count me in. I would enjoy a sound spanking from one of the top players, preferably female. Definitely not my son Scott; that would be just too pervy.

[Ian Dent]

Pull your finger out lads.

[Lloyd Pettet]

In please Ian

[Ben Wilson]

Pull your finger out lads.

In please Ian

Am I the only one wishing there were a few posts between the two immediately above?

[Howard Somerset]

Pull your finger out lads.

In please Ian

Am I the only one wishing there were a few posts between the two immediately above?

Perhaps Ian and Lloyd are good friends.

[Andy Wilson]

Remember this?

[James Hall]

Did this die a death or might it still happen?

[Charlie Reams]

I think I was mostly responsible for it being STILLBORN, but any tournament that breaks down as soon as one person doesn't turn up is likely to go that way in the end I suspect, q.v. the various apterous leagues which have come and gone.

[Joseph Krol]

I'll give it a go, if it isn't too late. However, my skills would probably be better used organising.

[Rhys Benjamin]

I'm in if it's possible.

[Ian Dent]

Okay - first game Rhys Benjamin vs Josh Hurst - winner plays Ian Volante

[Eoin Monaghan]

Too late for me to join too?

[Rhys Benjamin]

Okay - first game Rhys Benjamin vs Josh Hurst - winner plays Ian Volante

***LIKE***

In fact, I've had an Idea!

[Rhys Benjamin]

Okay - first game Rhys Benjamin vs Josh Hurst - winner plays Ian Volante

Josh has told me via Facebook he can't play atm, so could I play Ian and do things like that until Josh comes back?

[Ian Dent]

Josh is banned.

Play Ian V

[Rhys Benjamin]

In a Series style;

Apterous recap for Saturday 4 December 2010.

IV: Challenger Ian Volante.
RB: Challenger Rhys Benjamin.
DC: Susie Dent and Geoffrey Durham.
RR: Rachel Riley.
OT: Other words or solutions.

R01: O I C N D I D E R
R02: M S U T P I L T O
R03: A T R E M E B U C
R04: D O E Q M E N I A
R05: 25, 75, 8, 7, 1, 3. Target: 286.
R06: H E W N R U R I L
R07: O S B I N A R O T
R08: R E A K E P E A N
R09: O Y H E D A L C I
R10: 75, 50, 100, 25, 2, 9. Target: 235.
R11: E S G A N A R I S
R12: T A D O S U O G A
R13: A J V I N E Z W S
R14: 50, 100, 25, 75, 8, 9. Target: 312.
R15: E H T W I T T E N (conundrum)


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Round 1: O I C N D I D E R

IV: coddier
RB: COINED (6)
DC: CRINOID (7) ONEIRIC (7)
Score: 0–6 (max 7)

A dodgy start from Ian ensures Rhys takes a surprising lead, but not for long...

Round 2: M S U T P I L T O

IV: MOULTS (6)
RB: STUMP (5)
DC: SPOTLIT (7)
Score: 6–6 (max 14)

Rhys' selection does not produce a second S and he is devastated.

Round 3: A T R E M E B U C

IV: EMBRACE (7)
RB: TREE (4)
DC: BEAUTER (7) CREMATE (7)
Score: 13–6 (max 21)

A max from Ian surely means Rhys can't turn it around now...

Round 4: D O E Q M E N I A

IV: DEMEAN (6)
RB: meaned
DC: DOMAINE (7) DOMINEE (7)
Score: 19–6 (max 28)

Rhys gambles on MEANED^, whereas Ian plays about with the suffix, turns it into a prefix, and BOOM! Six points in the bag.
Next...

Round 5: 25, 75, 8, 7, 1, 3. Target: 286.

IV: 286. (75 + 25) x 3 - 8 - 7 + 1 (10)
RB: 283.
Score: 29–6 (max 38)

Another max from Ian ensures that in the first half, it's all gone Ian's way...

Round 6: H E W N R U R I L

IV: WHIRLER (7)
RB: LINER (5)
Score: 36–6 (max 45)

Rhys can only see RURAL but we don't have the letters. Ian's not phased...

Round 7: O S B I N A R O T

IV: ABORTIONS (18)
RB: TRAINS (6)
Score: 54–6 (max 63)

A Superb niner from Ian puts the game undoubtedly beyond Rhys' reach?
Rhys really wanted the B to be a D for TANDOORIS, and if where's Touchdown when you need it...?

Round 8: R E A K E P E A N

IV: KEEPER (6)
RB: KEEPER (6)
DC: KEENER (6) PANEER (6)
Score: 60–12 (max 69)

An eeeasy round.

Round 9: O Y H E D A L C I

IV: HOLIDAY (7)
RB: LACED (5)
DC: HEADILY (7) HYALOID (7)
Score: 67–12 (max 76)

Again, an easy round... for Ian.

Round 10: 75, 50, 100, 25, 2, 9. Target: 235.

IV: 234. 100 + 75 + 50 + 9 (7)
RB: 234. 100 + 75 + 50 + 9 (7)
RR: 235. (100 - 2) x (75 / 25) - (50 + 9) (10)
Score: 74–19 (max 86)

Finally Rhys gets to pick the numbers. He goes with his trademark 4 large and can only find 234, the same as Ian.

Round 11: E S G A N A R I S

IV: assagai
RB: searings
DC: ASSIGNER (8) REASSIGN (8) SANGRIAS (8) SARANGIS (8)
Score: 74–19 (max 94)

Rhys is convinced this is a word, particularly as it has been offered before!

Round 12: T A D O S U O G A

IV: OUTGAS (6)
RB: DUOS (4)
Score: 80–19 (max 100)

Ian farts his way out of trouble and this guarantees a win for Ian.

Round 13: A J V I N E Z W S

IV: WAIVES (6)
RB: nvines
DC: AZINES (6) NAVIES (6) ZANIES (6)
Score: 86–19 (max 106)

Rhys makes a typo. 6 points for Ian...

Round 14: 50, 100, 25, 75, 8, 9. Target: 312.

IV: 312. (50 x 8) - 100 + 9 + (75 / 25) (10)
RB: 312. (50 x 8) - 75 - 9 - (100 / 25) (10)
Score: 96–29 (max 116)

Rhys' trademark 4 large works... for both of them.

Round 15: E H T W I T T E N

RB buzzes on 7 seconds to say "No sorry, It's gone," which is incorrect.
IV buzzes on 24 seconds to say "TWENTIETH!" which is correct.
Final Score: 106–29 (max 126)


Further summaries are at:
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[Matt Morrison]

I've actually just started to get a little bit excited about this.

[Joseph Krol]

Who's playing in the next game?

[Ian Volante]

I've actually just started to get a little bit excited about this.

I've got a semi now too. Who's next then?

And what happened to Josh?

[Mark James]

I'd love to sign up for this if possible.

[Dan Abrey]

I'd love to sign up for this if possible.

Me too!

[Matt Morrison]

You're both signed up. I've made the topic an announcement too so it's now in the top section of apterous forum.

NO MORE SIGN UPS AFTER THIS WEEKEND

[Ian Volante]

I'll see when Charlie's next available, bloody nuisance that my router was being a sod last night, and by the time I'd fixed it, it was too late.