So hello and welcome to a Countdown special and in more ways than one a very special recap. You, the lucky c4cers have me recapping every edition of Countdown this week. Awesome, I know.
So as a tribute to Lesley's appearance today I thought I would be experimental and recap this special in my alter ego Rihanna Taylor (a 40 year old housewife from Newmarket, Suffolk). Wow, Rihanna is so hot I want to...oh, I'm female now, I mean she's beautiful as a person (I'm not a lesbian or anything).Lesley Hines wrote: More laydees? Brilliant idea - we can add those nice little touches like how they seem to be feeling, what they're wearing, their make-up, and skip out the numbers solutions altogether. Everyone knows girls are no good at maths
Countdown recap for Monday 26 July 2010.
C1: Champion Micheal Harris (1 win, 190 points.)
C2: Challenger Lesley Hines. (104 points)
DC: Susie Dent and Gary Osborne.
RR: Rachel Riley.
OT: Other words or solutions.
R01: R T P E O U S D E
R02: K A L N R O I N O
R03: M S I E A R T N E
R04: T I E A M T S N O
R05: 75, 100, 2, 1, 6, 10. Target: 405.
TTT: FATKILOS - "These are rugs but it's all Greek to me"
R06: A U T X E S W S A
R07: I L D A O U P Q R
R08: N E S O N L G A E
R09: N M G A O E D C A
R10: 25, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9. Target: 916.
TTT: HIDORGAN - "Commandeering all the advertising space perhaps"
R11: T C R O A E B F T
R12: R P R L I E I A M
R13: J H S I E A T S O
R14: 75, 50, 3, 1, 5, 10. Target: 240.
R15: E G G G E N E R A (conundrum)
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Micheal Harris is a chef from Cardiff and last year he won one show before crossing paths with eventual record-breaking finalist of series 61, Andrew Hulme. Micheal lost with a score of 101 points spotting POLICEMEN for 9 along the way.
Lesley Hines is from Worcester and runs a guesthouse called The Shrubbery which makes me think of the knights who say "ni". Lesley performed superbly on the show but ran into ginger adolescent Ryan Taylor who fluked a victory by just 2 points. Lesley did us women proud. I am really loving Lesley's top she has on today, where did you get it honey?
Oh my god, Gary Osborne joins Susie in DC today. I just love his work and what he has done for the music industry.
I am so jealous of Rachel's figure, watching Countdown depresses me. Pass me some cake so I can comfort eat.
Can I just say how wonderful I think it is that these 2 are getting another bite at the cherry because Countdown isn't all about winning is it? It's the taking part that counts.
Enjoy the show.
Round 1: R T P E O U S D E
C1: REPOSTED (8)
C2: SPROUTED (8)
DC: POSTURED (8)
OT: DOPESTER (8) PROUDEST (8)
Score: 8–8 (max 8)
8's available and 8's declared. This is why these two players return for this special.
Round 2: K A L N R O I N O
C1: LION (4)
C2: KAOLIN (6)
OT: KROONI (6)
Score: 8–14 (max 14)
Go girl!! Lesley spots the fabulous KAOLIN which is a white clay.
Round 3: M S I E A R T N E
C1: MARINES (7)
C2: REMAINS (7)
DC: TRAINEES (8) MINARETS (8)
OT: EMIRATES (8) STEAMIER (8) MATINEES (8) RAIMENTS (8) RESINATE (8)
Score: 15–21 (max 22)
I had MEN for 3. That's all I can think about, because I'm a woman, you know. I just have cock on the mind.
Round 4: T I E A M T S N O
C1: STAMEN (6)
C2: TOMATINE (8)
OT: AMNIOTES (8)
Score: 15–29 (max 30)
Mmmmm there's MEN again, I don't care if Lesley got a cool scientific 8.
Round 5: 75, 100, 2, 1, 6, 10. Target: 405.
C1: 404. (100+1)*(6-2) (7)
C2: 404. (100+1)*(10-6) (7)
RR: 405. (75+6)*(10/2) (10)
Score: 22–36 (max 40)
Numbers. Pfft I don't care about those. Hunky Jeff does though, he manages to solve it as well as Rachel by doing 100*(6-1)-75-(2*10). It is super hot when Jeff goes better than the contestants, he just oozes of attractiveness. I've taken to watching Soccer Saturday with the hubby just to see his dreamy face.
DC Guest Time: Gary talks about his time as a backing singer on hits with the Rubettes ('Sugar Baby Love') and David Essex ('Gonna Make You a Star').
Teatime teaser: FATKILOS -> FLOKATIS
Round 6: A U T X E S W S A
C1: WASTES (6)
C2: SWEATS (6)
DC: SAUTES (6)
OT: TAWSES (6)
Score: 28–42 (max 46)
SWEATS just reminds me of that period in my life when I kept waking with night sweats when I was pregnant with my eldest. You men have no idea what us women go through being pregnant.
Round 7: I L D A O U P Q R
C1: QUAIL (5)
C2: LIQUOR (6)
DC: DOULA (5)
OT: DIPOLAR (7)
Score: 28–48 (max 53)
I wish I had a DOULA when my baby was on the way, it would have made it so much easier on me.
Round 8: N E S O N L G A E
C1: ANGELS (6)
C2: GLEANS (6)
DC: GASOLENE (8)
Score: 34–54 (max 61)
I've being talking about myself so much that I didn't realise the scores. Lesley is 20 points clear of Micheal. I'm so emotional.
Round 9: N M G A O E D C A
C1: MANAGED (7)
C2: MANAGED (7)
DC: DECAGON (7)
OT: ADENOMA (7) CONGAED (7)
Score: 41–61 (max 68)
Did I take tonights tea out of the freezer to thaw? I think I did. Or did I? I must have done...
Susie's Origin of Words: Susie tells us that "blow the gaff" goes back to originally meaning to expose someone as a cheat in cards. I thought it meant to give head to the manager. That's what I would do to get a promotion.
Round 10: 25, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9. Target: 916.
C1: 916. 2*3*6*25+9+7 (10)
C2: 916. (25*9+7-3)*(6-2) (10)
Score: 51–71 (max 78)
...yeah I'm pretty sure I did.
Teatime teaser: HIDORGAN -> HOARDING
Round 11: T C R O A E B F T
C1: FATTER (6)
C2: BATTER (6)
DC: ABETTOR (7)
Score: 57–77 (max 85)
FATTER you've brought traumatic memories back to me Micheal. I hate you and your stupid unfashionable top.
Round 12: R P R L I E I A M
C1: impailer
C2: IMPERIAL (8)
Score: 57–85 (max 93)
Ha, good one Lesley doing it for all the vagina owners out there.
Round 13: J H S I E A T S O
C1: HEISTS (6)
C2: HOSTS (5)
DC: SIESTA (6) THESIS (6)
OT: SAITHES (7) SOSATIE (7)
Score: 63–85 (max 100)
Micheal comes back with a 6 but that doesn't matter because Lesley has won the game. These breasts are a real hindrance to my typing.
Round 14: 75, 50, 3, 1, 5, 10. Target: 240.
C1: 240. (75-50-1)*10 (10)
C2: 240. (75+5)*3 (10)
Score: 73–95 (max 110)
Lesley can get a century, but Countdown is the real winner today regardless of century scores.
Round 15: E G G G E N E R A
C2 buzzes on 6 seconds to say GREENGAGE which is correct.
Final Score: 73–105 (max 120)
I'm so impressed Lesley! You were too good for him throughout and a great conundrum spot. GREENGAGE is a sweet green or greenish-yellow variety of plum. This is better than when Thatcher beat Callaghan.
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OK so this recap reads shit. I will definitely stick to being myself in next Monday's one when I will not be recapping "Reams vs Mubeen - The Decider." That is if I make it to next Monday as at present I have had chest and shoulder pains since Sunday. I'm sure I'll be fine. Mind over matter and all that...
Just before I go, I gather people like statistics, so I added some to my recap:
Statistics
- Number of people on the show who asked themselves "who is Gary Osborne?": 4
Swear words available: 6
Tea time teaser clues that used the word "perhaps": 1
Number of occasions that pencam was used: 2
Audience members left confused after Susie's Origin of Words: 38%
Total time Jeff's eyes spent closed: 2 minutes and 17 seconds
Number of people that died while watching today's Countdown: 2 - RIP
Number of those that died under the age of 75: 0
Percentage of audience that choked a chicken whilst watching today: 50%
Ryan (and definitely not Rihanna)
Further summaries are at:
http://www.apterous.org/cdb/series.php?series=-14