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To celebrate my 5000th post, I invite you all to create your very best Lame Pun Coon. If you're not familiar with Lame Pun Coon then the concept is simple: raccoon + lame pun = awesomeness. I know we already have a lame joke thread, but this is a raccoon exclusive, which obviously justifies something.

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Bit long-winded and probably the second part could be worded better, but it involves a raccoon so there's a big plus...

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YES.

(Also wow, I really need to shrink mine a bit...)
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I don't think you've understood Joseph. The pun has to include a reference to a raccoon. Not just a picture of a raccoon.
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Mark James wrote:I don't think you've understood Joseph. The pun has to include a reference to a raccoon. Not just a picture of a raccoon.
This isn't actually true of Lame Pun Coon. The only mandatory element is the raccoon, if you check out the original link you'll see heaps of non-raccoon examples. That's not to say I discourage raccoon based punnery, of course...
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Michael Wallace wrote:
Mark James wrote:I don't think you've understood Joseph. The pun has to include a reference to a raccoon. Not just a picture of a raccoon.
This isn't actually true of Lame Pun Coon. The only mandatory element is the raccoon, if you check out the original link you'll see heaps of non-raccoon examples. That's not to say I discourage raccoon based punnery, of course...
Oh right. Sorry then. I still can't think of any. And I don't know how to add a picture of a raccoon to non raccoon based puns. You might say I'm..... no, still nothing.
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Mark James wrote:Oh right. Sorry then. I still can't think of any. And I don't know how to add a picture of a raccoon to non raccoon based puns. You might say I'm..... no, still nothing.
That made me laugh more than anything else on this thread so far. (Although in fairness I can't see Adam's picture yet.)
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Raccoon fail, sorry.

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