Name my kittens competition!!!!!1 (pupdated!)

Jon O'Neill · Post by **Jon O'Neill** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:58 pm

http://www.jononeill.com/kittens.JPG

The two dark kittens are mine. I think they are both girls or unendowed boys. Your mission is to name them. Results announced on Podast III. Good luck.

Howard Somerset · Post by **Howard Somerset** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:31 pm

Since my two last cats were called Basil and Mabel, you may not want to go with my suggestions.

I'll offer Carol and Susie.

Damian E · Post by **Damian E** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:04 pm

Cooking Fat and Tigger Bits.

Gary Male · Post by **Gary Male** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:54 pm

Cat 1 and Cat A.
Or Brighton and Hove

Charlie Reams · Post by **Charlie Reams** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:58 pm

Ian and Myra.

Mike Brown · Post by **Mike Brown** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:13 pm

With great unoriginality... Vowel and Consonant.

Ben Pugh · Post by **Ben Pugh** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:07 pm

Winnie and Conchita.

Dan Vanniasingham · Post by **Dan Vanniasingham** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:56 pm

Both girls? Damn, I was going to suggest Fernando and Robbie, but I'll think of something worse which is at least gender appropriate.

M. George Quinn · Post by **M. George Quinn** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:16 am

I don't care I'm far too busy going aaaaaaaaaaaaawww woook likkle kittens awww they're so cute.

Shoot the vermin.

Heh

Nah, I've a cat. He smells. Call them cock and balls. I dunno, what you asking us lot for? We're socially defunct. We like letters in orders, that's really sad.

See how far you can throw them and then name them by the number of metres they land away.

34splat and 48crunch.

Heh, that's funny now but I'm drunk.

My cat is missing most of his tail. I wanted to call him Arthur as in Arfur tail. Heh, see what I did there, heylarious.

i should go to bed

Howard Somerset · Post by **Howard Somerset** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:36 am

Are we allowed multiple entries in this competition? If so, I'll go for LEOTARD and TANGELO.

Chris Corby · Post by **Chris Corby** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:25 am

Jon O'Neill wrote:http://www.jononeill.com/kittens.JPG

I think they are....... unendowed boys.

How about Charlie and Jono?

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:43 am

I am going to abstain from entering this competition, to give somebody else the chance to taste victory for a change.

However, if I were to enter, I would plump for the greatest female duo of all time (or at least the best one I could think of in the ten seconds I've just spent musing): Salt n Pepa.

Kevin Thurlow · Post by **Kevin Thurlow** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:16 am

Has anyone DNA-tested the ginger ones.....?

Jon O'Neill · Post by **Jon O'Neill** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:25 pm

Howard Somerset wrote:Are we allowed multiple entries in this competition? If so, I'll go for LEOTARD and TANGELO.

The more entries the merrier!

Kevin Thurlow wrote:Has anyone DNA-tested the ginger ones.....?

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:44 pm

Paris and Nicole

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:43 pm

Chubb and Yale.

JimBentley · Post by **JimBentley** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:50 pm

Jason and Larsen.

Oh wait, they're girls.

OK, Daphne and Celeste.

Dan Vanniasingham · Post by **Dan Vanniasingham** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:46 am

Edele and Keavy, in honour of the B*witched twins. They were great (for the year they lasted).

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:53 am

If you like Abba, you could call them Agnetha and Anni-Frid.

Michael Wallace · Post by **Michael Wallace** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:21 pm

Hara and Kiri

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:27 am

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock and Crapbag

David O'Donnell · Post by **David O'Donnell** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:48 am

I called my kittens, as a kid, Azrael and Rollerball.

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:17 pm

Cannon and Ball - not that I hate cats or anything

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:41 pm

Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:45 pm

jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters

You have daughters? Aren't you like 15?

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:46 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote:
jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
You have daughters? Aren't you like 15?

Sixteen actually. But still very proud Kirky

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:56 pm

jasoncullen wrote:
Kirk Bevins wrote:
jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
You have daughters? Aren't you like 15?
Sixteen actually. But still very proud Kirky

How old is their mother? (I think we need years and months here)

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:03 pm

17 and 21 days i think

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Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:24 pm

jasoncullen wrote:17 and 21 days i think .

Crumbs.

How long have you been married?

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:43 pm

Jon Corby wrote:
jasoncullen wrote:17 and 21 days i think .
Crumbs.

How long have you been married?

How long have you been so gullible?

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:46 pm

jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters

In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend! I was only messing about the new born daughters

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But I should win for creativity and for making two forumites believe my white lie!

Plus, Grace and Sally are generally nice names I think

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:06 pm

Oh, right.

Nice one.

I feel so silly now for believing that.

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:11 pm

Jon Corby wrote:Oh, right.

Nice one.

I feel so silly now for believing that.

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Take heart that you were not the only one Jon!

I would have kept this a secret longer but chose to come clean after constant probing by yourself and the risk of damaging my wise reputation

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:16 pm

jasoncullen wrote:
jasoncullen wrote:Grace and Sally - the names of my recently born twin daughters
In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend! I was only messing about the new born daughters .

Hmm. After watching several Jeremy Kyle shows (uh hum, sorry, yes I have) this sentence seems to me to be a cover-up for you having sex with a possibly underage girl.

Disclaimer to stop me getting sued or punched in the face: No allegations have been made towards Jason by myself.

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:49 pm

Kirk Bevins wrote: Disclaimer to stop me getting sued or punched in the face: No allegations have been made towards Jason by myself.

No unlawful sex has taken place on my count and Kirk's comment has been received in a light hearted manner and I will not be seeking legal advice for blackening my character

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By the way, Jeremy Kyle?! And I thought I had problems

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:29 pm

jasoncullen wrote:In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend!

I'd just like to go on record as saying that I do not believe this perfectly plausible statement, lest I be accused of being "gullible" again

Gary Male · Post by **Gary Male** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:36 pm

How about Gullible and Bluegill

JasonCullen · Post by **JasonCullen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:46 pm

Jon Corby wrote:
jasoncullen wrote:In fact, Grace and Sally are the names of my ex and current girlfriend!
I'd just like to go on record as saying that I do not believe this perfectly plausible statement, lest I be accused of being "gullible" again

No I swear this one is true Corby

.

I have no reason to lie this time and it is a perfectly plausible and correct statement

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:16 pm

jasoncullen wrote:I have no reason to lie this time and it is a perfectly plausible and correct statement

Sure, sure.

"Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me."

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:43 pm

Not sure if this competition is over and you've picked a winner, but what about:

Trinny and Susannah

Jon O'Neill · Post by **Jon O'Neill** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:15 pm

It't not over; the kittens' names have not been decided yet.

Trinny and Susannah is terrible.

Any more?

M. George Quinn · Post by **M. George Quinn** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:12 pm

Cat and Cat too

Howard Somerset · Post by **Howard Somerset** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:36 pm

Give your kittens a complex. Call them ROVER and FIDO.

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:06 am

Howard Somerset wrote:Give your kittens a complex.

... or Oedipus and 3 + 2i

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:56 pm

Dinos Sfyris wrote:
Howard Somerset wrote:Give your kittens a complex.
... or Oedipus and 3 + 2i

Brilliant. Electra is obviously the other alternative but I prefer 3 + 4i myself so it will have an integer modulus of 5.

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:30 pm

You could just pick two words out of the dictionary e.g. EXORDIA and FEIJOA

(you can tell I have ran out of ideas, but still trying to contribute

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M. George Quinn · Post by **M. George Quinn** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:20 pm

Drew and Carey

Gary Male · Post by **Gary Male** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:46 am

How about:
Pickle and Daughter Of The Setting Moon Whose Eyes Are Like Daggers In The Hearts Of Men Who Ride The Great Caravan Of The Sultan.

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:14 am

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Dinos Sfyris wrote:
Howard Somerset wrote:Give your kittens a complex.
... or Oedipus and 3 + 2i
Brilliant. Electra is obviously the other alternative but I prefer 3 + 4i myself so it will have an integer modulus of 5.

Just steal my idea, why don't you? Mind you I suppose with the kittens being girls Electra would be more suitable, and I suppose you have a greater argument for 3 + 4i as well

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:40 pm

You could split the complex number between them. One of them could be 5 and the other 12i (thought I'd make a different one), but when you call them for their tea you shout "5 plus 12i!"

Kirk Bevins · Post by **Kirk Bevins** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:29 pm

Gavin Chipper wrote:You could split the complex number between them. One of them could be 5 and the other 12i (thought I'd make a different one), but when you call them for their tea you shout "5 plus 12i!"

And their total length will be 13 units.

Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:10 pm

If I actually had 2 cats, I would call them POLY and HEDRA, though I am not good at naming cats. I actually have a cat called CLAWZ (with a 'Z' at the end instead of an 'S') and have named a cat KENNY before, after Kenny from South Park

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Joseph Bolas · Post by **Joseph Bolas** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:00 pm

Is this contest over yet?

You could name them Kit and Kat or some other chocolate treat

Helen A · Post by **Helen A** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:30 pm

Kaolin and Morphine?

Jon O'Neill · Post by **Jon O'Neill** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:15 pm

I'm sorry, but there were no good suggestions.

We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.

Jon O'Neill · Post by **Jon O'Neill** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:42 pm

http://www.jononeill.com/kitts/

Dinos Sfyris · Post by **Dinos Sfyris** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:45 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Jon Corby · Post by **Jon Corby** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:02 pm

Jon O'Neill wrote:I'm sorry, but there were no good suggestions.

We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.

What an utter cop-out and an utterly fraudulent competition.

Gavin Chipper · Post by **Gavin Chipper** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:22 pm

Jon O'Neill wrote:I'm sorry, but there were no good suggestions.

We've gone for Penny and Pippa. Lovely.

If that's what fits the template of "good" no wonder we didn't stand a chance!

Jon O'Neill · Post by **Jon O'Neill** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:19 pm

Just checked back here and see that you murdered my thread. Anyway, it looks like I might be getting a puppy tomorrow, a male border collie. Pic:

I don't have high hopes this time, but does anybody have any suggestions?

Cheers.