Poop Visits UK

Discuss anything interesting but not remotely Countdown-related here.

Moderator: Jon O'Neill

Post Reply

What do you think of the poop's visit?

Crap
14
82%
Not crap
1
6%
He reminds me of poop-eye the sailor man
2
12%
 
Total votes: 17

User avatar
Michael Wallace
Racoonteur
Posts: 5458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:01 am
Location: London

Poop Visits UK

Post by Michael Wallace »

In case you haven't heard, the poop has just begun a state visit to the UK. What do you think of this? Should the taxpayer be funding a holiday for the poop? Should the Queen have to meet (let alone touch) the poop? Would you be comfortable if the poop got near your kids? What do you think of the poop protests? Would the poop make a good DC guest? Do you think the poop would be good at Countdown?
User avatar
Ben Hunter
Kiloposter
Posts: 1770
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: S Yorks

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Ben Hunter »

He needs wiping up.
User avatar
James Doohan
Enthusiast
Posts: 323
Joined: Mon May 04, 2009 4:20 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by James Doohan »

Security for the visit will cost in excess of £12 million. I think thats quite cheap considering the amount of children they have protect
User avatar
Jon Corby
Moral Hero
Posts: 8018
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:36 am

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Jon Corby »

James Doohan wrote:Security for the visit will cost in excess of £12 million. I think thats quite cheap considering the amount of children they have protect
stolen
User avatar
Karen Pearson
Devotee
Posts: 742
Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:28 am
Location: Bromsgrove

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Karen Pearson »

Thankfully we're off on holidays so will miss the big poop party a couple of miles up the road where they are apparently beating up some mate of Conor's.

And if I was unimpressed before, I am ever more so now that I realise that Pointless has been interrupted in order to show the poop in Glasgow.
User avatar
Charlie Reams
Site Admin
Posts: 9494
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:33 pm
Location: Cambridge
Contact:

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Charlie Reams »

Karen Pearson wrote: I realise that Pointless has been interrupted in order to show the poop in Glasgow.
Heresy :o
User avatar
Ian Volante
Postmaster General
Posts: 3956
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:15 pm
Location: Edinburgh
Contact:

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Ian Volante »

I find it greatly offensive that you're denigrating a man of the (touching) cloth.
meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles
Howard Somerset
Kiloposter
Posts: 1955
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:02 am
Location: UK

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Howard Somerset »

Interesting that, after an admission on his arrival that the catholic church made big mistakes in its handling of paedophile priests, he should then lean out of his vehicle and kiss a kid when he turned up at the mass in Glasgow.
User avatar
Lesley Hines
Kiloposter
Posts: 1250
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:29 pm
Location: Worcester

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Lesley Hines »

Lowering the averages since 2009
User avatar
Michael Wallace
Racoonteur
Posts: 5458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:01 am
Location: London

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Michael Wallace »

Loving the BBC news headline this morning: "Poop leads assembly of children", it's so awesomely subtle with its OMG PAEDOPHILE vibe.
User avatar
Andy Wilson
Kiloposter
Posts: 1181
Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:09 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Andy Wilson »

Quote from a friend: 'Apprently after meeting Susan Boyle and Michelle McManus in Glasgow the Pope wasn't surprised priests were shagging young boys.'
User avatar
Michael Wallace
Racoonteur
Posts: 5458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:01 am
Location: London

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Michael Wallace »

Andy Wilson wrote:Quote from a friend: 'Apprently after meeting Susan Boyle and Michelle McManus in Glasgow the Pope wasn't surprised priests were shagging young boys.'
Who's the Pope? :?
User avatar
Matt Morrison
Post-apocalypse
Posts: 7822
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:27 pm
Location: London
Contact:

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Matt Morrison »

I just caught a bit during channel changing and heard him tell God to "piss in our nation, piss in our homes, and piss in our hearts". All seems a little extreme for me.
User avatar
Rhys Benjamin
Postmaster General
Posts: 3101
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:28 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Rhys Benjamin »

Michael Wallace wrote:
Andy Wilson wrote:Quote from a friend: 'Apprently after meeting Susan Boyle and Michelle McManus in Glasgow the Pope wasn't surprised priests were shagging young boys.'
Who's the Pope? :?
1. often Pope Roman Catholic Church The bishop of Rome and head of the Roman Catholic Church on earth.
2. Eastern Orthodox Church The patriarch of Alexandria.
3. The Coptic patriarch of Alexandria.
4. The male head of some non-Christian religions: the Taoist pope.
5. A person considered to have unquestioned authority: the pope of surrealism.
The forum's resident JAILBAKER, who has SPONDERED several times...
User avatar
Michael Wallace
Racoonteur
Posts: 5458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:01 am
Location: London

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Michael Wallace »

Rhys Benjamin wrote:
Michael Wallace wrote:
Andy Wilson wrote:Quote from a friend: 'Apprently after meeting Susan Boyle and Michelle McManus in Glasgow the Pope wasn't surprised priests were shagging young boys.'
Who's the Pope? :?
1. often Pope Roman Catholic Church The bishop of Rome and head of the Roman Catholic Church on earth.
2. Eastern Orthodox Church The patriarch of Alexandria.
3. The Coptic patriarch of Alexandria.
4. The male head of some non-Christian religions: the Taoist pope.
5. A person considered to have unquestioned authority: the pope of surrealism.
Oh, you're thinking of the poop. Don't worry, it's a common typo.
David Roe
Enthusiast
Posts: 390
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by David Roe »

Howard Somerset wrote:Interesting that, after an admission on his arrival that the catholic church made big mistakes in its handling of paedophile priests, he should then lean out of his vehicle and kiss a kid when he turned up at the mass in Glasgow.
I find it interesting that anyone should automatically associate kissing babies with child molestation. And disturbing too, because it says a lot about what our society has become.
User avatar
Charlie Reams
Site Admin
Posts: 9494
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:33 pm
Location: Cambridge
Contact:

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Charlie Reams »

David Roe wrote:
Howard Somerset wrote:Interesting that, after an admission on his arrival that the catholic church made big mistakes in its handling of paedophile priests, he should then lean out of his vehicle and kiss a kid when he turned up at the mass in Glasgow.
I find it interesting that anyone should automatically associate kissing babies with child molestation. And disturbing too, because it says a lot about what our society has become.
There is also some context here...
Howard Somerset
Kiloposter
Posts: 1955
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:02 am
Location: UK

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Howard Somerset »

David Roe wrote:
Howard Somerset wrote:Interesting that, after an admission on his arrival that the catholic church made big mistakes in its handling of paedophile priests, he should then lean out of his vehicle and kiss a kid when he turned up at the mass in Glasgow.
I find it interesting that anyone should automatically associate kissing babies with child molestation. And disturbing too, because it says a lot about what our society has become.
I wonder if anyone did make that association automatically. I certainly didn't.
David Roe
Enthusiast
Posts: 390
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by David Roe »

OK, maybe the association wasn't automatic. But you did make the association, as would so many people. And that's what disturbs me, that many people (even if it takes an effort) do associate kissing babies with child molesting.
User avatar
Charlie Reams
Site Admin
Posts: 9494
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:33 pm
Location: Cambridge
Contact:

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Charlie Reams »

David Roe wrote:OK, maybe the association wasn't automatic. But you did make the association, as would so many people. And that's what disturbs me, that many people (even if it takes an effort) do associate kissing babies with child molesting.
The association is between the Pope and paedophilia, and kissing with sex. I imagine these associations are within even your limited grasp of reality.
David Roe
Enthusiast
Posts: 390
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by David Roe »

I don't associate all kissing with sex. In my lifestyle, and in the lifestyles of the people I know, there is a huge difference between kissing a baby and kissing someone you want to have sex with. It's a very obvious difference for me, even if you can't see it.

I do not want to extend my "limited grasp of reality" to one where kissing a baby becomes a sexual act.
User avatar
Kirk Bevins
God
Posts: 4923
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:18 pm
Location: York, UK

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Kirk Bevins »

Has anyone else noticed that POPE BENEDICT is an anagram of EPIC BENT PEDO?
User avatar
James Doohan
Enthusiast
Posts: 323
Joined: Mon May 04, 2009 4:20 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by James Doohan »

I thought POPE HAILED was quite noticeable and i'm shit at anagrams
User avatar
Matt Morrison
Post-apocalypse
Posts: 7822
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:27 pm
Location: London
Contact:

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Matt Morrison »

Image
Gavin Chipper
Post-apocalypse
Posts: 13215
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:37 pm

Re: Poop Visits UK

Post by Gavin Chipper »

There's been a lot of debate about whether the Vatican should count as a state and so whether we should pay for the visit. Of course it's a state. It's a fucking state.
Post Reply