Which Countdowners would you interbreed?

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Which Countdowners would you interbreed?

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I would breed Jon O'Neill with Ryan Taylor to produce the world's tallest, gingerest man. Or possibly a small lighthouse.

(This topic was inspired by the character Jimmy O'Donnell from Once Upon A Time In America, but I don't think they would make such a good pair.)
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Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock. This project is already well underway and going well, save for Matt's occasional erection problems.
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Charlie Reams wrote:I would breed Jon O'Neill with Ryan Taylor to produce the world's tallest, gingerest man.
Haha. Quite a few of the 'lookalikes' me and BC have spotted of late have been "Jono Taylor"s, a mix of the two.
The most popular combination we've seen out and about though is the classic Lloyd Makepeace (an overtight pink t-shirt).
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Kirk Bevins with himself, causing annihilation and release of pure energy (E = KB²).

Rachel Dixon with Rachel Riley to produce the world's Rachelest Rachel.

Kirk Bevins with anyone, he really needs to get laid.

Jon Corby with Chris Corby just to see what happens.

Dan Vanniasingham with Mark Kudlowski. No reason.
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Charlie Reams wrote:Dan Vanniasingham with Mark Kudlowski. No reason.
I was about to like this post, but now I'm going to like Matt's instead.
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Ian Dent and Julie Russell.
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Jon Corby wrote:Matt Morrison and Heather Badcock. This project is already well underway and going well, save for Matt's occasional erection problems.
Jon I told you about Matt's erectile dysfunction in private. Could you be more sensitive please.
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Charlie Reams wrote:
Jon Corby with Chris Corby just to see what happens.
Actually Charlie, nothing happened.
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Heather Badcock wrote:Could you be more sensitive please.
I think Jon is already a bit too sensitive if you know what I mean eh? EH?!
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Matt Morrison wrote:The most popular combination we've seen out and about though is the classic Lloyd Makepeace (an overtight pink t-shirt).
Fuck you, Matt. It was magenta.
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I'd interbreed Messrs Warren and Makepeace if only to get the double-barrelled name Warren-Makepeace.
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