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Never met the bloke.

Ian Volante wrote:Never met the bloke.

You wouldn't like him.

I disagree.

What I find interesting is that nearly 70% of the letters of the word NOB feature in the name Jon O'Neill.

I think anyone who spells knob nob is a knob.

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Matt Morrison wrote:I think anyone who spells knob nob is a knob.

I was just thinking how good it was that Charlie spelt it "nob", which is the proper way. I mean, in the dictionary I think it says "knob", but it was never that way at school. It's just "nob". There's no point in a dictionary trying to give a word like that a formal spelling.

How can you put a silent letter in such a juvenile word? Knob seems so formal. Nob is the only way to spell it.

"One for his nob" is the only way to score a single point in cribbage

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote:I think anyone who spells knob nob is a knob.

I was just thinking how good it was that Charlie spelt it "nob", which is the proper way. I mean, in the dictionary I think it says "knob", but it was never that way at school. It's just "nob". There's no point in a dictionary trying to give a word like that a formal spelling.

I always thought a "nob" meant "aristocrat" or "posh cunt" and that the correct spelling (in the penile sense) was "knob". In fact I'm pretty sure I'm right, as the word "knob" (in the penile sense) was coined by the 4th Earl of Burscough, who had his penis replaced with a wooden doorknob following an accident with a Spinning Jenny.

JimBentley wrote:4th Earl of Burscough, who had his penis replaced with a wooden doorknob following an accident with a Spinning Jenny.

That's the kinkiest thing I've ever heard!

JimBentley wrote:

Gavin Chipper wrote:

Matt Morrison wrote:I think anyone who spells knob nob is a knob.

I was just thinking how good it was that Charlie spelt it "nob", which is the proper way. I mean, in the dictionary I think it says "knob", but it was never that way at school. It's just "nob". There's no point in a dictionary trying to give a word like that a formal spelling.

I always thought a "nob" meant "aristocrat" or "posh cunt" and that the correct spelling (in the penile sense) was "knob". In fact I'm pretty sure I'm right, as the word "knob" (in the penile sense) was coined by the 4th Earl of Burscough, who had his penis replaced with a wooden doorknob following an accident with a Spinning Jenny.

What happened to Jenny?

Get in! It took me 4 hours but I knew there was a joke there.

Ryan Taylor wrote:

JimBentley wrote:

Gavin Chipper wrote:I was just thinking how good it was that Charlie spelt it "nob", which is the proper way. I mean, in the dictionary I think it says "knob", but it was never that way at school. It's just "nob". There's no point in a dictionary trying to give a word like that a formal spelling.

I always thought a "nob" meant "aristocrat" or "posh cunt" and that the correct spelling (in the penile sense) was "knob". In fact I'm pretty sure I'm right, as the word "knob" (in the penile sense) was coined by the 4th Earl of Burscough, who had his penis replaced with a wooden doorknob following an accident with a Spinning Jenny.

What happened to Jenny?

Get in! It took me 4 hours but I knew there was a joke there.

In 4 hours I'll hopefully get it.

Ben Hunter wrote: In 4 hours I'll hopefully get it.

Are you meeting up with Jenny?