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[Jason Larsen]

ITV have replaced Ben Shepherd as the host of The Krypton Factor by Amanda Holden from Britain's Got Talent.

Source: A quarter of the way down on the page http://www.gameshownewsnet.com

[JimBentley]

Hmm. Ben Shepherd is something of a charisma vortex, but I've never understood why people find Amanda Holden attractive; she looks like a fish (and not even an attractive fish, like a carp or a garpike - she's more like a cod) so I'm not sure what to make of this news.

[Gavin Chipper]

Hmm. Ben Shepherd is something of a charisma vortex, but I've never understood why people find Amanda Holden attractive; she looks like a fish (and not even an attractive fish, like a carp or a garpike - she's more like a cod) so I'm not sure what to make of this news.

I thought you were going to say she looked like an aholehole. That would be harsh. (Not that I know what one looks like.)

[Jason Larsen]

It's true!

[Kirk Bevins]

It's true!

That she looks like an aholehole? How kind, Jason.

[Charlie Reams]

Be-Holden:

[Jason Larsen]

It's true!

That she looks like an aholehole? How kind, Jason.

Actually, that's not true, Kirk. Please watch this thread.

[Jason Larsen]

Oh. my. gosh.

I have just made a big mistake.

Actually, The Crystal Maze will be revived with her as host.

I'm sure the man who shall remain nameless will not be happy about that. Or, I'll just come right out and say his name. Dinos.

It sounds like ITV is going way downhill and have shot themselves in the foot about this.

[Marc Meakin]

Be-Holden:

Tilefish?

[Gavin Chipper]

Be-Holden:

Looks more like Stewart than Amanda.

[Marc Meakin]

Be-Holden:

Looks more like Stewart than Amanda.

Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)

[Gavin Chipper]

Did it? Seems I missed all that then.

[Derek Hazell]

Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)

Subtle jokes are the best kind, but the downside is sometimes they pass by without being recognized. I had to read this one of Matt's in Jason's other thread about 4 times before I finally got it!

[Gavin Chipper]

So Charlie's joke was actually quite good. But I don't think I will tell him that.[/Larsen]

[Jason Larsen]

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all -- especially to her.

Amanda may be a nice person after all!

[Alec Rivers]

Amanda may be a nice person after all!

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted.

[Derek Hazell]

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted.

And if the heat of your passion caused her botox-filled face to explode resulting in you accidently ingesting some of the botulinum toxin, you wouldn't be able to!

[Jason Larsen]

Alec

[Alec Rivers]

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted.

And if the heat of your passion caused her botox-filled face to explode resulting in you accidently ingesting some of the botulinum toxin, you wouldn't be able to!

It's not those lips I'd be munching.

[Lesley Hines]

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed if she farted.

And if the heat of your passion caused her botox-filled face to explode resulting in you accidently ingesting some of the botulinum toxin, you wouldn't be able to!

It's not those lips I'd be munching.

Alec [/Larsen]

[Alec Rivers]

Soz.

[Marc Meakin]

Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)

Subtle jokes are the best kind, but the downside is sometimes they pass by without being recognized. I had to read this one of Matt's in Jason's other thread about 4 times before I finally got it!

Read it 5 times, still don't get it

[Lesley Hines]

Tilefish?
(used to be Stewart's company)

Subtle jokes are the best kind, but the downside is sometimes they pass by without being recognized. I had to read this one of Matt's in Jason's other thread about 4 times before I finally got it!

Read it 5 times, still don't get it

The implication that for Jason to 'take it from my husband' wouldn't be an improvement on his marital status. C'mon Marc you're normally quicker than that! Your mind must just be cleaner than mine!

[Marc Meakin]

Yeah, I got THAT joke, but I somehow thought there was a subtler joke hidden (possibly a drug reference)