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People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:57 pm
by Gavin Chipper
E.g. People who like swimming
People who eat yoghurt
Men who wear really long pointy shoes that are much longer than their feet despite not being clowns but are actually in their work suits

Add your own. Nothing too serious like people who vote Tory/UKIP/BNP. That kind of goes without saying.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:00 pm
by Jon Corby
People with spiky hair.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:48 pm
by Mark Deeks
People with combovers. Luckily they're quite poor liars so it's easy to detect the dishonesty.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:41 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People who pronounce the OI in TORTOISE like you would in TOILET.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:56 pm
by Mark Deeks
People who slap the table when they laugh.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 12:09 am
by Steven M. McCann
Men who dye their beards.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 1:51 am
by Mark James
People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book? And I include designated drivers. In fact any group that has a designated driver. Just get a bloody taxi you cheap pricks.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 3:07 am
by Mark Deeks
Mark James wrote:People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book?
You wouldn't say that to my face. Even though you pretty much just did. :evil:

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 11:33 am
by Jennifer Steadman
Jon Corby wrote:People with spiky hair.
Just people who use hair gel generally.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 11:46 am
by Zarte Siempre
Anyone who pronounces H as "haitch"

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 12:46 pm
by Steven M. McCann
Men who were stacked heels.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 12:54 pm
by Matt Morrison
Men who have never been stacked heels, for that matter.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 1:29 pm
by Steven M. McCann
People who don't spell check what their posting!

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 1:42 pm
by David Williams
Steven M. McCann wrote:People who don't spell check what their posting!
People who don't know the difference between grammar and spelling. People who go on and on and on about their imagined National Lottery misfortunes.

Actually, while I might not want to discuss immigration or the reintroduction of national service with a lot of the people mentioned, I suspect they might actually be trustworthy. They lack the personality, imagination and intelligence to be otherwise. It's the person with none of these foibles who says "Trust me on this one" that you steer well clear of.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 2:25 pm
by Steven M. McCann
The AUTO CORRECT put in WERE instead of WEAR, I posted without CHECKING the erroneous SPELLING!
Wear stacked heels do you David?
I seem to have touched a nerve!

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 2:40 pm
by David Williams
Steven M. McCann wrote:I seem to have touched a nerve!
No, just bored because it's raining.

People who use their middle initial.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 10:57 pm
by Adam Gillard
Meteorologists

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 9:46 am
by Gavin Chipper
People who refer to their mother as "Mum" rather than "my mum".

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 1:03 am
by Steven M. McCann
FLAT TRACK BULLIES, quite often, a string of wins against soft opposition and then well and truly humped by the first half-decent player they meet!

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:23 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People who, because magicians don't want to reveal their secrets, have become successfully brainwashed into actively not wanting to know how tricks are done. I would consider that to be one of the best mind control tricks ever.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 10:17 pm
by Rhys Benjamin
Ed Miliband.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:18 pm
by JackHurst
Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats and people who sign up to web forums under pseudonyms (ahem). Controversially, I have no trust issues with bald men.
Jon Corby wrote:People with spiky hair.
Agree lots.
Mark Deeks wrote:People who slap the table when they laugh.
And people who clap when they laugh
Mark James wrote:People who go to pubs but don't drink. Would you go to brothel to read a book? And I include designated drivers. In fact any group that has a designated driver. Just get a bloody taxi you cheap pricks.
This post is needlessly dickish. Mark James.

Oh, and men who wear cummerbunds.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:42 pm
by Thomas Carey
People who are almost physically unable to speak without waving their hands around like they're trying to attract the attention of a passing helicopter.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 12:31 pm
by Ian Volante
Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 1:27 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People who hate Marmite but drink beer.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 3:16 pm
by Matt Morrison
Ian Volante wrote:Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
Men with nice cheekbones you cunt.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 3:28 pm
by Steven M. McCann
I'm a bit surprised this hasn't already been said, men with ponytails.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:27 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Matt Morrison wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
Men with nice cheekbones you cunt.
Men who think cheekbones are something that can be nice or not.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 4:31 pm
by sean d
Obvious really, but any of those cnuts who insert themselves into a transaction as a third party purely to take an undeserved slice of the action, including but not limited to recruitment consultants, insurance brokers, estate agents, football agents


England goalkeepers

Men who wear pink

Men who wear runners with a suit for the commute

Any combination of the above

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 5:40 pm
by Ian Volante
Matt Morrison wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:Men who grow a beard to prove that they actually do have a chin.
Men with nice cheekbones you cunt.
Ooh, sensitive! I wasn't thinking of you :)

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 3:32 am
by Charlie Reams
People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 5:51 am
by Adam Gillard
Gavin Chipper wrote:People who refer to their mother as "Mum" rather than "my mum".
You mean siblings?

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 8:36 am
by Ian Volante
Charlie Reams wrote:People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
Ha, can you condemn them to shitty letters selections for ever more?

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:40 pm
by JimBentley
These people:

Image

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:16 pm
by Steven M. McCann
I'm assuming the first one is yourself Jim, the second Tim Vine? the third possibly Norman Bates?(wearing his Mother's hair)and the fourth? BenMitchell from EastEnders?

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:35 pm
by Zarte Siempre
JackHurst wrote:Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats...
Love you too x

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:36 pm
by Zarte Siempre
Charlie Reams wrote:People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
No. Shitting. Way?!?!

What did you do about it? xD

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:37 pm
by Gavin Chipper
sean d wrote:Men who wear pink
Really? What's the big deal?

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 3:54 pm
by Andy Platt
Zarte Siempre wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:People who claim fraudulent credit card chargebacks for their apterous subscription, then continue playing.
No. Shitting. Way?!?!

What did you do about it? xD
Think there needs to be a name and shame thread.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 8:56 pm
by JackHurst
Zarte Siempre wrote:
JackHurst wrote:Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats...
Love you too x
See.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:43 pm
by Zarte Siempre
JackHurst wrote:
Zarte Siempre wrote:
JackHurst wrote:Loving this thread. For me its men who regularly wear hats...
Love you too x
See.
I'm perfectly trustworthy. I'm a consistent level of arsehole.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 10:30 pm
by Dave Preece
Anyone who believes in any God(s).

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 2:13 am
by Mark James
Zarte Siempre wrote: I'm perfectly trustworthy. I'm a consistent level of arsehole.
Love this response.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 9:08 am
by Jordan Leckonby
Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
Apterites/ c4c members believe that charlie reams is a god, so do you not trust anyone on here

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 1:06 pm
by James S Roper
Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:52 pm
by Heather Styles
Men who wear really long pointy shoes, including clowns.

People who drink decaffeinated coffee/tea and are smug/preachy about it.

People with personalised car number plates.

People who post things on internet forums that they would not contemplate saying to someone’s face.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:58 pm
by Ian Volante
James S Roper wrote:
Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?
Really? I thought we'd got vaguely thick-skinned around here. Not to mention being a bunch of godless heathens.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:04 pm
by James S Roper
Ian Volante wrote:
James S Roper wrote:
Dave Preece wrote:Anyone who believes in any God(s).
You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?
Really? I thought we'd got vaguely thick-skinned around here. Not to mention being a bunch of godless heathens.
That's true, however religion's always going to be something people stand for, being that it's a belief in something higher than all of us. Of course there's no issue in being an atheist, however saying that someone's stupid and not to be trusted for believing in one's completely disrespectful and removing of somebody's rights. I'm not asking for an argument/debate/spam thread but being a Christian I'm prepared to stand up for what I believe in.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:29 pm
by Ian Volante
James S Roper wrote:
Ian Volante wrote:
James S Roper wrote:
You've offended a fair few on here already Dave, so let's not take this any further. Mkay?
Really? I thought we'd got vaguely thick-skinned around here. Not to mention being a bunch of godless heathens.
That's true, however religion's always going to be something people stand for, being that it's a belief in something higher than all of us. Of course there's no issue in being an atheist, however saying that someone's stupid and not to be trusted for believing in one's completely disrespectful and removing of somebody's rights. I'm not asking for an argument/debate/spam thread but being a Christian I'm prepared to stand up for what I believe in.
You spoke for lots of people in your earlier comment, much better to speak for yourself, and let everyone else speak up if they want to I reckon. And nobody said anything about people being stupid! (Unless I missed it)

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:48 am
by Gavin Chipper
People who film stuff on their phones in portrait.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:32 pm
by Jon Corby
Haha, so it's fine to include yoghurt eaters and hat-wearers, but religion's off limits because.... why?

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:46 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People who say "An historic".
People who say "Congradulations" - and I'm not talking about Americans. People whose accents are not consistent with it.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:50 pm
by Gavin Chipper
Jon Corby wrote:Haha, so it's fine to include yoghurt eaters and hat-wearers, but religion's off limits because.... why?
Religion has its own thread. Whereas yoghurt, er, also has its own thread.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:33 am
by Mark Deeks
People who eat really really strong cheese. Congratulations, you just ate an inedible substance that smells like badger carcass and mould. Well done on being an idiot.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:21 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People who use "quiche" as a serious word.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:11 pm
by Ian Volante
Gavin Chipper wrote:People who use "quiche" as a serious word.
That's a bit of a cliche.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:20 pm
by Matt Morrison
Ian Volante wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:People who use "quiche" as a serious word.
That's a bit of a cliche.
I think you're thinking of a cl.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:42 pm
by Gavin Chipper
People who don't Google themselves.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:45 pm
by Matt Morrison
Gavin Chipper wrote:People who don't Google themselves.
We get it, you're an author now.

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:04 pm
by JimBentley
People who wonder about whether Bayesian Regret is the most informative way of talking about the utility of a voting system.